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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Roman also has COVID so won't be there. Hopefully he'll be okay!

As a result, they added Brock to the WWE title match. So WWE panic booking is go!

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
laughing real hard at brock being shifted over to the raw title match so they don't have to waste one of his contracted appearances

will laugh even harder if they have him win

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I've had a nice meal and now I'm gonna just lay down and watch pro wrestling for a couple hours.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
You know Brock is winning because the plan is Brock v Roman at Mania and they dont care about Big E.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I thought it was supposed to be roman vs rock

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Brock is winning it

Jaragoh
Nov 27, 2004

I tuned in just in time to see ricochet knee some dude in the nose

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Intruder posted:

I thought it was supposed to be roman vs rock

Thats 2022

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ricochet just murdered Holland. drat that's a lot of blood

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Why do they keep showing replays of him getting injured

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

literally stomped on his nose

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

why do I have the spanish announce team lol

also seth is going to make everyone sick and I assume he's who made roman sick. rip. wonder how many poz in the crowd because Georgia just posted its worst numbers ever recently and THE NATIONAL GUARD IS COMING HERE to run testing because we need help that bad.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

a hot tag in a 2 v 1 match?

ycabb
Oct 31, 2010

Codependent Poster posted:

Roman also has COVID so won't be there. Hopefully he'll be okay!

As a result, they added Brock to the WWE title match. So WWE panic booking is go!

Man, I’ve booed him for years but I worry about his immune system after everything he’s been though.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Sheamus just too strong

Spiggy
Apr 26, 2008

Not a cop
"That's good tag team sports entertainment" sure is a WWE-rear end call.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Heel wins 2v1 match clean

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I figured Sheamus/Holland was going over but maybe call an audible when it becomes a 2 v 1 so you don't make two guys look like complete goobers

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
"This will go down in the record books as a win for sheamus and ridge holland but we all know the performance sheamus put on should never be forgotten here"

"yeah pretty impressive.... celtic warrior tonight."




How on earth do you gently caress up the most standard line in all of pro wrestling and somehow compliment the heel for winning and the heel for being big and strong

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Fentry posted:

I figured Sheamus/Holland was going over but maybe call an audible when it becomes a 2 v 1 so you don't make two guys look like complete goobers

you're asking vince to not make rico and cesaro look like goobers?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

So Sheamus is a badass babyface that beat two opponents when his partner was taken out injured.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Intruder posted:

you're asking vince to not make rico and cesaro look like goobers?

I'm still in deeeep denial and hope Cesaro gets treated well at some point. Ricochet I have completely given up on.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

would they fakepost a covid positive and have roman kill brock in the ring later on because :lol:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Intruder posted:

you're asking vince to not make rico and cesaro look like goobers?

How dare you slander the current 2022 match of the year

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1477440507416494083

drat Rico got him good

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

This is far funnier than i imagined

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

would they fakepost a covid positive and have roman kill brock in the ring later on because :lol:

They would not because in Vince's mind that'd be too much like giving someone a day off work.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
brock front and center in the promo image for the match instead of big e, the actual champ

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Intruder posted:

brock front and center in the promo image for the match instead of big e, the actual champ

have they ever put a black champ in that position? because I feel like surely they have and I've just missed it.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

"premium live event" because nobody would buy this trash if it were a typical ppv

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1477447093233012740?s=20

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

welp :rip: big e's title run

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

can they co-exist

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Intruder posted:

laughing real hard at brock being shifted over to the raw title match so they don't have to waste one of his contracted appearances

will laugh even harder if they have him win

Vince currently pitching Brock squashing Big E 1 second faster than Kofi

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm barely paying attention but I guess the ref messed something up so he's getting buried by commentary.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

This is awesome chants in WWE have such a low bar to clear. I mean this match is fine but I've seen dozens of better matches between these two teams.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

reignofevil posted:

I'm barely paying attention but I guess the ref messed something up so he's getting buried by commentary.

i'm barely paying attention, but this is a good match

i think

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

It's wild because you get a better tag match every week in AEW on either show and yet this is apparently good enough to get this is awesome chants.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Pat McAfee seems even worse at commentary than the last time I remember hearing him

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Pinche Rudo posted:

Pat McAfee seems even worse at commentary than the last time I remember hearing him

He sounds completely shitfaced, like he avoided a hangover by not stopping drinking.

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