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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

her hair fuckin rocks

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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
okay, cool

next up

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Yeah that was... not good.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
You wanna bet on a guy loving an alligator?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

beth's cool hair was 300% cooler than that match

Eat My Fuc posted:

You wanna bet on a guy loving an alligator?

if it's in Florida he already has several times and the gator is waiting for the walmart champagne afterward

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

If you were going to run this angle to set up an inevitable intergender wrestlemanai tag or whatever why would you have the faces outsmart the heels and win cleanly in the first match and why am I still talking or indeed here at all, in this thread, watching this show

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
the odds of them winning drastic go down

bobby lashley is a freak and he's not normal

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the odds in a wrestling promo meme

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I flipped this on out of curiosity and I see this interviewer doing the biggest splits next to MVP and Lashley lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
the goats on the shoulders were cool until corey had to explain it

Vince: "EXPLAIN THE GOATS COREY PEOPLE MIGHT NOT GET IT"

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
I love Becky

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
What's going on with the Smackdown women's title scene, seems like none of them were booked for anything on this card.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Le Saboteur posted:

What's going on with the Smackdown women's title scene, seems like none of them were booked for anything on this card.

The woman feuding for the title got squashed a bunch then abruptly quit and went home

e: what a pointless match

Intruder fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Jan 2, 2022

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol I think Becky was supposed to get her feet on the ropes but she was too far away so it ended up being a clean win

Probably Liv's best match, but I dunno what you do with her here since they've made it clear she can't beat Becky.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Becky shot on Liv and refused to give her the rope cheat win.

Oh wow yeah she ended up too far away from the ropes.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Codependent Poster posted:

lol I think Becky was supposed to get her feet on the ropes but she was too far away so it ended up being a clean win

Yup, she was reaching with her feet the whole time but was like more than a foot away

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

I just put this on. Did she botch the spot?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Liv Morgan going to call Toni Storm's travel agent.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Cool, gently caress off Liv. Hope the experiment has ended.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

aaaa he's loving pouring covid all over that dude's face holy poo poo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Even if Becky had gotten her feet on the ropes, who the hell wants to see another Becky/Liv title match

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
Owens just doesn’t look like a wrestler, the loving weird child’s hair cut, his normal as gently caress body and height, he’s just nothing to me.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Eat My Fuc posted:

Owens just doesn’t look like a wrestler, the loving weird child’s hair cut, his normal as gently caress body and height, he’s just nothing to me.

He's wrestlings true sociopath but hes in a company for children.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Eat My Fuc posted:

Owens just doesn’t look like a wrestler, the loving weird child’s hair cut, his normal as gently caress body and height, he’s just nothing to me.

He can wrestle and talk tho

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

I'm ready for the most entertaining clusterfuck of a match.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Kevin Owens is a great example of when a really cool wrestler never gets to do anything cool.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Brock gets to come out last

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Big E keeps trying to give his belt to the ref who keeps being like nooooooooooooope and turning away

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Eat My Fuc posted:

Owens just doesn’t look like a wrestler, the loving weird child’s hair cut, his normal as gently caress body and height, he’s just nothing to me.

Yeah all that except he’s also an awesome wrestler

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Conrad_Birdie posted:

Yeah all that except he’s also an awesome wrestler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Cheering for my fellow Canadians, Kevin Owens and Brock Lesnar.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

reignofevil posted:

Kevin Owens is a great example of when a really cool wrestler never gets to do anything cool.

He jumped off the wrestlemania sign and sprained his ankle. All he had to do to let them do it was say “wrestlemania moment!” for weeks

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

you know, big e is losing and that's bullshit but that he got to yeet lesnar is still making my heart happy right now

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Fuckin' hell Big E hit Lesnar like a freight train with that initial clotheline.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Brock is by far the most entertaining person WWE has.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
REVENGE FOR KOFI

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Lots of big beefy men slappin' meat in this match

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i love big beefy sweaty men flopping on each other, clotheslining each other

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

a.lo posted:

i love big beefy sweaty men flopping on each other, clotheslining each other

:yeah:

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ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

lol this is dumb as hell i like it

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