Best & Worst Promos, Simulations, Jankens, and anything not a match of 2022

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Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Honorable Chair Shot of the Year

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1489802711004585986

# ? Feb 5, 2022 05:16

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 20:06

The Taxman: Jan 2, 2007; greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!

Senerio posted:

Honorable Song: Miu Watanabe live performance of her theme song, TJPW Winter ~in Yokohama~ 2/5 Local time

Nth, this made me very happy

# ? Feb 5, 2022 05:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Best Finish of the Year: Ricky Starks (C) vs. Jay Lethal for the FTW Championship - AEW Rampage 2/4

Words won't really do it justice, find a way to watch it if you can, it was fantastic.

# ? Feb 5, 2022 05:39

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Pylons posted:

Honorable Chair Shot of the Year

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1489802711004585986

thWACK

Jerusalem posted:

Best Finish of the Year: Ricky Starks (C) vs. Jay Lethal for the FTW Championship - AEW Rampage 2/4

Words won't really do it justice, find a way to watch it if you can, it was fantastic.

it owned

# ? Feb 5, 2022 05:48

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Jerusalem posted:

Best Finish of the Year: Ricky Starks (C) vs. Jay Lethal for the FTW Championship - AEW Rampage 2/4

Words won't really do it justice, find a way to watch it if you can, it was fantastic.

https://twitter.com/WrestlePurists/status/1489811738954457089
https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1489811305313800193

# ? Feb 5, 2022 06:21

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

lol that the taping spoiler called the finish to that match "a reverse slingshot suplex"

# ? Feb 5, 2022 06:22

GEORGE W BUSHI: Jul 1, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Best Finish of the Year: Ricky Starks (C) vs. Jay Lethal for the FTW Championship - AEW Rampage 2/4

Words won't really do it justice, find a way to watch it if you can, it was fantastic.

Nth

# ? Feb 5, 2022 06:41

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Jerusalem posted:

Best Finish of the Year: Ricky Starks (C) vs. Jay Lethal for the FTW Championship - AEW Rampage 2/4

Words won't really do it justice, find a way to watch it if you can, it was fantastic.

Nth, this loving ruled

# ? Feb 5, 2022 07:02

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Best Finish of the Year: Ricky Starks (C) vs. Jay Lethal for the FTW Championship - AEW Rampage 2/4

Words won't really do it justice, find a way to watch it if you can, it was fantastic.

Hell yeah. Nth.

This thread is a fun idea by the way.

# ? Feb 5, 2022 09:56

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

Best Finish of the Year: Ricky Starks (C) vs. Jay Lethal for the FTW Championship - AEW Rampage 2/4

Words won't really do it justice, find a way to watch it if you can, it was fantastic.

100%

Worst Finish of the Year: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins, Royal Rumble

One of the dumbest I've ever seen on a PPV.

# ? Feb 5, 2022 19:54

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Promo of the Year: AC Mack after the main event of ACTION Southeast First, January 21

This was king poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg7_EDLEXLs

Punch McLightning fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Feb 5, 2022

# ? Feb 5, 2022 22:15

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Punch McLightning posted:

100%

Worst Finish of the Year: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins, Royal Rumble

One of the dumbest I've ever seen on a PPV.

lol agreed

# ? Feb 6, 2022 00:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Punch McLightning posted:

100%

Worst Finish of the Year: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins, Royal Rumble

One of the dumbest I've ever seen on a PPV.

Oh yeah, agreed. Oof. That was awful.

# ? Feb 6, 2022 00:48

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Silliest Faction Name of the Year: Z-Brats

I love them, but also lol

# ? Feb 6, 2022 19:31

Kevino07: Oct 16, 2008

Punch McLightning posted:

100%

Worst Finish of the Year: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins, Royal Rumble

One of the dumbest I've ever seen on a PPV.

nth

# ? Feb 6, 2022 19:45

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

Punch McLightning posted:

100%

Worst Finish of the Year: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins, Royal Rumble

One of the dumbest I've ever seen on a PPV.

By the end of the year it won't even crack the top 10 for wwe

but nth as it was dumb until they top it

# ? Feb 7, 2022 18:01

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

Total Newcomer Is Introduced To Pro Wrestling Thing Of The Year

https://youtu.be/OvjZd4ZuwRI

YouTuber CDawgVA chats with Chris Brookes, goes to a DDT show, gets trained by Konosuke Takeshita and has a match

Really fun video and Connor�s bodyslam isn�t terrible either!

# ? Feb 9, 2022 20:25

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Entrance of the Year: MJF, AEW Dynamite, 09/02

# ? Feb 10, 2022 02:09

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Rarity posted:

Entrance of the Year: MJF, AEW Dynamite, 09/02

yeah!

# ? Feb 10, 2022 02:17

Kevino07: Oct 16, 2008

Rarity posted:

Entrance of the Year: MJF, AEW Dynamite, 09/02

nthed

# ? Feb 10, 2022 02:17

Maigius: Jun 29, 2013

Rarity posted:

Entrance of the Year: MJF, AEW Dynamite, 09/02

So extra!

# ? Feb 10, 2022 02:19

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Rarity posted:

Entrance of the Year: MJF, AEW Dynamite, 09/02

easily the best non-wrestling opening segment i've seen in ages

# ? Feb 10, 2022 02:20

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Best Debut: Keith Lee, Feb 9 Dynamite

what an incredible showing

# ? Feb 10, 2022 03:26

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

Rarity posted:

Entrance of the Year: MJF, AEW Dynamite, 09/02

nth

# ? Feb 10, 2022 03:44

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Show of the Year AEW Dynamite 10/2

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:02

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Finish of the Year: Lance Archer v Hangman Adam Page, Feb 9 Dynamite

thank you paul turner

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:04

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Lid posted:

Show of the Year AEW Dynamite 09/2

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:05

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Lid posted:

Show of the Year AEW Dynamite 10/2

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:07

Kevino07: Oct 16, 2008

flatluigi posted:

Finish of the Year: Lance Archer v Hangman Adam Page, Feb 9 Dynamite

thank you paul turner

nth

flatluigi posted:

Best Debut: Keith Lee, Feb 9 Dynamite

what an incredible showing

nth

Lid posted:

Show of the Year AEW Dynamite 10/2

nth

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:09

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Lid posted:

Show of the Year AEW Dynamite 10/2

still the 9th in the US, but yes, very much so

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:09

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Rarity posted:

Entrance of the Year: MJF, AEW Dynamite, 09/02

flatluigi posted:

Finish of the Year: Lance Archer v Hangman Adam Page, Feb 9 Dynamite

thank you paul turner

Both of these

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:10

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Rarity posted:

Entrance of the Year: MJF, AEW Dynamite, 09/02

flatluigi posted:

Best Debut: Keith Lee, Feb 9 Dynamite

what an incredible showing

yep

# ? Feb 10, 2022 04:26

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Finishing Sequence of the Year:

GLEAT [G PROWRESTLING] Ver.16
G-REX Title Tournament Quarterfinal
CIMA vs Takanori Ito

Worth watching the whole match, but the finish starts about here. CIMA becomes increasingly desperate to beat Ito and tries an elaborate series of pins and cradles, but nothing works. Finally, Ito kicks CIMA's loving head off for the win.

# ? Feb 11, 2022 07:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

flatluigi posted:

Best Debut: Keith Lee, Feb 9 Dynamite

what an incredible showing

flatluigi posted:

Finish of the Year: Lance Archer v Hangman Adam Page, Feb 9 Dynamite

thank you paul turner

Lid posted:

Show of the Year AEW Dynamite 10/2

# ? Feb 11, 2022 11:10

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Lid posted:

Show of the Year AEW Dynamite 2/10

for now, yes

# ? Feb 11, 2022 15:52

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

flatluigi posted:

Best Debut: Keith Lee, Feb 9 Dynamite

what an incredible showing

flatluigi posted:

Finish of the Year: Lance Archer v Hangman Adam Page, Feb 9 Dynamite

thank you paul turner

nthing these

# ? Feb 11, 2022 17:29

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Kevino07 posted:

WPOTYC: Brandi Rhodes in Cleveland & Dan Lamber, AEW Dynamite, 02/02 - Dan Lambert shares some fault for this poo poo
HM Promo: Bryan Danielson's offer to Jon Moxley, AEW Dynamite, 02/02 - Super intrigued with this

Finally got round to watching the episode (I had a friend's funeral to attend, and I was too upset to get round to doing anything, so I'm about a week behind).

I'd bump B-Dan's promo up to POTYC. It made me less interested in a match between Danielson and Mox, and interested in a stable with Danielson, Moxley, Garcia and Moriarty, with Regal as the JJ Dillon figure.

# ? Feb 11, 2022 21:12

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

BBSOTY: Kuma Arashi vs Suwama, AJPW Excite Series Night 1, 5/2/22

(Big Boy Senton of the Year, obviously)

You have to love a nice big boy senton, & Arashi has a beautiful one.

# ? Feb 14, 2022 11:36

Germansimp: May 28, 2013

Not sure what to count this as, probably Match Announcing OTY, Ex and Taz during the Nakazawa match. Even by Dark commentary standards this was on a different level:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=405N0mBenVc&t=2159s

# ? Feb 16, 2022 12:06

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 20:06

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Germansimp posted:

Not sure what to count this as, probably Match Announcing OTY, Ex and Taz during the Nakazawa match. Even by Dark commentary standards this was on a different level:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=405N0mBenVc&t=2159s

everything about this match was a hilarious clusterfuck

# ? Feb 16, 2022 17:54

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