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We had a painter doing the outside of our cottage who disappeared for over a year 'waiting for supplies' He also washed.himself off at the end of a (2 hour) day with our dish sponge. And left paint marks on the fridge drops on the floor and somehow paint smudges on a picture frame in a bedroom I was renting and couldn't give a poo poo about chasing him up.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2022 13:33 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:35 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:They are all Schüco windows, specifically I think Schüco Window System AWS 70 SC. buy a duster for godsake man
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 14:07 |
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CancerCakes posted:oh my god those windows are top openers put in sideways tbf an upright L is more sensible
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 19:14 |
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Gone from L to L
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 22:23 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Mine was about a grand, fitted? Was extra wide too, for goon access. Fancy doors? The hinge is in the middle
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 08:18 |
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why have to copied the roofing of a mcdonalds you'd find in a retail park?
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 23:18 |
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 22:49 |
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Saw a blue Tesla run a red light earlier and thought of you 99 e: wrong thread, still relevant
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 22:13 |
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2022 22:36 |
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CancerCakes posted:Good tiliing job!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2022 10:41 |
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2022 13:35 |
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that lovely arsenic woodtreatment aroma filling the lounge
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 18:47 |
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That window near the chimney is going to get filthy fast, you know... until you break it again but other than that it actually looks great
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 12:52 |
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Can't ID from the photos, ash? Dieback is cataclysmic at the moment. Great wood too, if it hasn't been felled using a digger.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2022 00:21 |
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Willows are pioneer species renowned for their survivalism. And still, you killed it.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2022 08:42 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Funny, just filed police charges on a developer for chopping down some ash trees. They probably would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for the fact that they went over the property line into the adjacent public park to knock down some of a preserved ash forest that particular municipality has a conservation effort on. Bastards. It's a nice feeling catching them though, eh! At my old job my life was largely dealing with tree drama, notably neighbouring houses thinking our nature reserve was their personal log supply. Part of the site had a blanket TPO (tree protection order, likely what protected 99's trees). We got approval to take down some huge ash that were becoming potentially dangerous due to dieback. It came down beautifully so good wood, perfect for making some site furniture from. Overnight the main stem of the felled tree disappeared, but there was a lovely drag mark going up the track and then along the road and into a posh house, who absolutely shat themselves when we pointed out it was theft. He wrecked his car strapping the wood to the tow bar and dragging it home, so lol
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2022 14:17 |
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Ah the CIA blacksite look, very nice.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 00:03 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:My updates are so boring now with no jokes.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 23:58 |
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This was the lol I come into the thread for. The rest was genuinely lovely, sorry about the screeding 99
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 09:47 |
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He's an architect to build his house in the same way that I am a professional chef to microwave some beans
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 18:52 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:That was just to win an argument with Bobby. I'm not a real architect but I have a degree in it. not just a dipLoma? heh heh heh
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 10:56 |
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Do you own the white Fiesta too? Since it has a picture of your house on it
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 23:16 |
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Party Boat posted:Seems unnecessarily complex. Just use a couple of those lane switching junctions like they have in Macau: jfc
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 14:32 |
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everdave posted:They told me to build a foundation builds character posted:Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Bobby Deluxe posted:I met a traveller from an antique land,
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 09:05 |
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99 is the best poster on these forums.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2023 17:58 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've always preferred the safety system wherein you change society so it has less poverty and smaller income disparity, thereby reducing my chances of burglary. there is no space for L shaped homes in your weird utopia
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 11:29 |
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The natural evolution of the goon basement
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 10:54 |
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Ah, so you are protected?
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 11:02 |
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freelop posted:Huh we have those nest things in the house we just moved into. No instructions or info left behind so I mostly ignore them. Why don't you just use the toilet?
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 11:14 |
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ffs
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 11:14 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:If you're making GBS threads right angles come on now, i don't think the OP is -that- obsessed
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 12:16 |
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Muir posted:Nothing conveys your best regards like not bothering to include vowels.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2023 16:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 09:17 |
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Someone make that Windows 98 pipe screensaver but with 99's house, pls.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 10:16 |
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WhatEvil posted:Granted, yeah, tornadoes aren't a thing in the UK, and large hail isn't very common at all... but isn't that also true for the vast majority of the US and Canada? Time to whip out my useless trivia, ahem, https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-tornadoes-by-area
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 19:48 |
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Holy gently caress, I didn't even notice lmao
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 20:06 |
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WhatEvil posted:ACKTSCHUALLY One less tree for you to worry about
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 20:07 |
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Please do not assume dirt is a factor in the L house when NJAN99 can simply turn on the insane HVAC and suck up any dirt through that, and also asphyxiate any unwanted guests.
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# ¿ May 1, 2023 11:09 |
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Pretty sensible choice to have earthquake damping if you ask me. When that famous south-east England faultline goes, you'll be laughing. And if the fault line runs beneath your house, it won't happen anyway - your foundations have firmly clasped tectonic plates together.
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# ¿ May 8, 2023 07:08 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:35 |
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Gravity Cant Apple posted:Wow, I can't believe I finally caught up on this thread. What a ride. To summarise: https://i.imgur.com/1XdR2Or.mp4
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