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the holy poopacy posted:That's a lot of words about horses for a thread allegedly about cowboys. Sounds more like an old horseboy trick. You need to stop HORSIN AROUND, reckon. 
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tuck a boner up into your oversized beltbuckle pardner  
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Oct 14, 2022 04:50
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Chinatown posted:tuck a boner up into your oversized beltbuckle pardner pro tip
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Oct 14, 2022 05:14
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nothin wrong with an old cowboy turnin a trick or two with his pardners
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Oct 14, 2022 05:16
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Somewhat disappointed as I thought the thread might be about the waistband trick. I wonder if Pence's ancestors used it after they'd thought about their horses too much. Edit: Chinatown posted:tuck a boner up into your oversized beltbuckle pardner Oh, I "stand" corrected. Now I am happy.
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Oct 14, 2022 07:49
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Bad Purchase posted:nothin wrong with an old cowboy turnin a trick or two with his pardners There’s a reason they’re called ranch hands
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Oct 14, 2022 12:15
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:There’s a reason they’re called ranch hands this is a nacho cheesier encampment, hombre
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Oct 14, 2022 13:33
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numberoneposter posted:A horse makes 15 horsepower. This is the best horse fact
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Oct 14, 2022 14:51
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numberoneposter posted:A horse makes 15 horsepower. peak power is different than sustained power. a human is also capable of over 1 hp for short bursts but can't sustain much more than 0.2 hp for more than a few minutes
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Oct 14, 2022 14:57
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A real rooting tooting cowboy ought to have the strength and endurance of a horse with the strength of 3 anna half horses
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Oct 14, 2022 15:49
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:peak power is different than sustained power. a human is also capable of over 1 hp for short bursts but can't sustain much more than 0.2 hp for more than a few minutes i am capable of much more horsepower than this because i use my human brain to devise mechanical assistance. let's see a horse do that 
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Oct 14, 2022 15:52
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Bad Purchase posted:i am capable of much more horsepower than this because i use my human brain to devise mechanical assistance. let's see a horse do that engineers are scum and inventing machines was humanities greatest mistake
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Oct 14, 2022 15:53
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Machines deprive horses of work imo
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Oct 14, 2022 15:59
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And unworked horses turn to drugs, videogames and fusion jazz music. Say neigh to such depravity and smash your local tool today
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Oct 14, 2022 16:00
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I think that's an issue for the horse unions to deal with imo
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Oct 14, 2022 16:02
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Old cowboy trick is sleeping facedown so an owl doesn't mistake your dick for a field mouse and rip it off. Subscribe for more old cowboy tricks
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Oct 14, 2022 16:04
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That's not it, pardner! If you sleep dickdown, a field mouse might mistake your butthole for a burrow and then you'll have to evict their whole family come morning.
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Oct 14, 2022 16:12
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:engineers are scum and inventing machines was humanities greatest mistake Colonel Cancer posted:Machines deprive horses of work imo Imagine though how deep the poo poo would be piled in the streets if there were ho bicycles or motors.
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Oct 14, 2022 16:22
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prank grandma by drugging her and putting her in a sensory deprivation chamber so that when she wakes up she'll think she died
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Oct 14, 2022 16:47
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:prank grandma by drugging her and putting her in a sensory deprivation chamber so that when she wakes up she'll think she died Add in recordings of her dead husband
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Oct 14, 2022 16:51
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:But what if I need to travel east? Real cowboys only go West
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A true cowboy knows that if you go west long enough, you might see the ungodly nipponese moving pictures so he stops at the ocean shore and goes the other west
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Oct 14, 2022 17:07
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Just walk into the sea, cowboy. They can't hurt you there.
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Oct 14, 2022 17:52
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Yee-haw! Mosey on Over Here For One Old Cowboy Trick that Pesky Sheriff Don't Want you to see, Pardner.
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Oct 14, 2022 17:54
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Someone post the gay farting cowboys gif, yer-haw!
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Oct 14, 2022 17:55
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Someone post the gay farting cowboys gif, yer-haw! Turn off your monitor
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Clop rotation Do you mean crop rotation? No we plant the same crop every season, just use a different horse is all Baxter fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Oct 14, 2022 |
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Oct 14, 2022 18:13
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Lmao The idea of somebody really intelligently engineering the complete wrong aspect of something is very amusing to me
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Oct 14, 2022 18:33
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:There’s a reason they’re called ranch hands That’s what happens when you eat a whole bag of cool ranch Doritos, reckon. 
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Oct 15, 2022 15:12
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The Clitoris posted:Real cowboys only go West Now everyone needs to STOP HORSIN AROUND!
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Oct 15, 2022 15:14
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG0CalgpM5g
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numberoneposter posted:Try and stop me. Some horses gotta be wild and free, reckon.
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