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Has anyone tried Kranch? Has anyone actually even seen it on store shelves? I'm not convinced it's real, I need proof without getting out of my chair thanks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrZauQkIyk
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Dec 12, 2022 22:57
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Yeah, I saw it on shelves when it first came out. It's not as much as a thing now, but it does exist.
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Dec 12, 2022 23:07
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Some strange viral marketing but I might try it if I see it in the store this weekend!
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Dec 12, 2022 23:26
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It’s Century 21 and we drench everything in Chic-fil-a sauce now.
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Dec 12, 2022 23:38
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Dec 12, 2022 23:45
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Szyznyk posted:It’s Century 21 and we drench everything in Chic-fil-a sauce now. You can actually buy the chick fil a and the Polynesian sauce in stores! I found it at Ralph's so krogers may also have it but idk. I haven't had the kranch but I remember the kids that would mix mayo and ketchup to eat with their chicken nuggets or whatever and I always thought it was gross.
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Dec 12, 2022 23:59
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Kranch sounds like a pre-1950s term for a disease
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Dec 13, 2022 00:15
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gently caress kranch, this is a hanch only household.
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Dec 13, 2022 00:20
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is that like, ranch dressing with kratom in it or something?
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Dec 13, 2022 01:22
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a Scanner must be allowed to kranch!
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Dec 13, 2022 02:02
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i will gently caress and kill kranch if they ever come near my home
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Dec 13, 2022 02:48
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The graboids... they've evolved again
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Dec 13, 2022 02:54
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Someones been loving them
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Dec 13, 2022 02:54
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:i will gently caress and kill kranch if they ever come near my home Here's your gang tag Harry
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Dec 13, 2022 02:59
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How else are you going to celebrate Kranchmas?
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Dec 13, 2022 03:05
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I have it on good authority that Griffin Newman is the King of Kranch.
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Dec 13, 2022 03:06
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So Ranch and Ketchup finally hosed, huh. Good for them!
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Dec 13, 2022 03:16
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Why did they call it Kranch rather than Retchup?
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Dec 13, 2022 04:24
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Nostradingus posted:Why did they call it Kranch rather than Retchup? Retchup is indeed a more appropriate name.
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Dec 13, 2022 13:54
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Nostradingus posted:Why did they call it Kranch rather than Retchup? "Big retchies" doesn't have the same je na sais quoi
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Dec 13, 2022 14:01
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god please help me posted:So Ranch and Ketchup finally hosed, huh. Good for them! No Doug, Ketchup raped Ranch *honk honk
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Dec 13, 2022 15:24
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:i will gently caress and kill kranch if they ever come near my home
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Dec 13, 2022 15:26
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Gonna make my own sauce and see if the kids will buy it Call it pink sauce 2.0
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Dec 13, 2022 15:33
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Dixville posted:You can actually buy the chick fil a and the Polynesian sauce in stores! I found it at Ralph's so krogers may also have it but idk. I used to go to chick fil a fairly pretty often but once they released it in stores I used up a bottle of chick fil a sauce and haven't wanted it since, either the sauce or chick fil a. they played themselves
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Dec 13, 2022 19:35
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cant wait for after work, got a 40 gallon bucket of 7-11 hot dogs and all the ranchustard i could dream of waiting... god bless america.
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Dec 13, 2022 19:51
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Cumch
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Dec 13, 2022 20:08
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Cumch The forbidden sauce.......
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Dec 13, 2022 20:26
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marketing dog tripping over itself since spork 1874, won't end soon
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Dec 13, 2022 20:27
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flubber nuts posted:gently caress kranch, this is a hanch only household. My marriage almost ended over a bottle of hanch. Bought it once and couldn't stop saying hanch. Home is where the hanch is, pretending to sneeze and saying HANCH-ooo! That sort of thing
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Dec 13, 2022 20:49
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The guy who started Heinz thought using good tomatoes would set his ketchup apart. People didn’t care and he got so mad that he lobbied congress to set standards for Ketchup What I’m saying is that Kranch is another brilliant idea that the free market has justly rewarded
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Dec 13, 2022 20:58
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*Don Draper draws on his traumatic past to pitch a Kranch ad that stuns Heinz execs into an emotional silence*
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Dec 13, 2022 21:04
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Ketchorcestershanch
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Dec 13, 2022 21:26
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TRUE millennials never stopped putting sriracha on everything also Srirancha > Kranch
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Dec 13, 2022 21:27
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numberoneposter posted:TRUE millennials never stopped putting sriracha on everything ksracumnchanch
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Dec 13, 2022 21:28
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flubber nuts posted:Ketchorcestershan’t
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Dec 13, 2022 21:30
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Make the pink sauce
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Dec 13, 2022 22:23
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Make the pink sauce The good folks at the Ah So company beat you to it.
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Dec 13, 2022 22:30
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 "KEEP THOSE CRINKLY CRONE CREEPERS OFF MA KRANCH" edit: gis of Crone lead to this https://www.themoonschool.org/archetypes/inner-wise-woman-crone-archetype/ HAmbONE fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Dec 13, 2022 |
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Dec 13, 2022 23:00
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I don't know but I can tell you that for chicken tenders, this sauce is unbelievable
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Dec 13, 2022 23:03
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Little know fact kranch was served at the First Thanksgiving
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Dec 13, 2022 23:04
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