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HHH & Stephanie McMahon
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Are going on vacation for some family time.
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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


https://twitter.com/HulkaMatt/status/1611114607741120512

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uOpQoV3SfA

No Chance in Hell [Vince McMahon]
Jim Johnston
Track 3 on 
WWF The Music, Vol. 4 





[Verse]
No chance of that's what you got (Ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong
Greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets
We'll find their place in line
Go tie a string around your finger now boy, 'cause it's
It's just a matter of time 'cause you've got



[Chorus]
No chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell, yeah



[Post-Chorus]
C'mon, c'mon, come and get it, come on
C'mon, c,mon, come and get it, come on
C'mon, c,mon, come and get it, come on
C'mon, c,mon, come and get it, come on



[Bridge]
No chance (yeah)

[Chorus]
No chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell, yeah



https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1611115855173111808

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


The other thread is gigantic please post your jokes in here so they may survive.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

when i was a young devil i would say the lyrics to the theme song "No Chance In Hell" along with the song when it would play. but at that part about a strong machine i wouldn't talk that part as loudly. i didn't know what it was saying. i decided it was saying, "wappa vince umma shane too strong" and that was good enough for me. i knew it didn't say vince but i thought they must have been trying to say vince. i wasn't concerned about the completely fake words. those were right

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If anyone thought he was gone for good they're a moron.



That goes double--no, triple for me

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Congratulations to Cody Rhodes

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

vince saw the "diss track" last week and screamed WHO THE gently caress RE-HIRED TOP DOLLA

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Someone is back?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The content has never been better. Tremendous content

None of it onscreen of course, but still

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Fire Stephanie and Paul and all is forgiven. Welcome back, Vince.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

he's bringing back the Metalunan too

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

You're a saint, Cav

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Lid posted:

Someone is back?

Hey la, hey laaaaa…

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Does he bring back Johnny Ace?

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

:vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince::vince:

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
oh no

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

No Chance is a great theme

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Correct me if I'm wrong but the board can say no to Vince's board appointments (especially since they'll need to can 3 board members) which means the next step is Vince trying to replace the entire board at the shareholders meeting right?

Gonna be a wild few weeks especially since this new dropped today and not Friday.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This new season of Succession sucks :mad:

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
PUPPETS

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
Anyone know how to make pics look bit? I wanna make this but with vinceflex

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Do you think Barrios' forehead has gotten even bigger since he's been away, or does not having to think about where to hide Vince's hush money payouts cause it to shrink to an acceptable size?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Waffleopolis posted:

Anyone know how to make pics look bit? I wanna make this but with vinceflex



someone literally already beat you to the punch

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Wrestling is saved

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
I didn't think anything could be funnier than the news itself, until I read

Lid posted:

Someone is back?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This is legit depressing to me. I know everyone else is laughing but I'm not I'm just kinda sad

Ah well, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i dont know what anyone else ever expected

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Everyone loves The Acclaimed

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lmao

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
Somehow, McMahon returned.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Welcome back, Hulkamatt

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
nvr 4 get

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


SatoshiMiwa posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong but the board can say no to Vince's board appointments (especially since they'll need to can 3 board members) which means the next step is Vince trying to replace the entire board at the shareholders meeting right?

Gonna be a wild few weeks especially since this new dropped today and not Friday.

No, they actually caved immediately

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1611346373407916033

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

My Bingo card submissions for Vince's spiteful decisions upon return:

Finally HHH's turn to be the victim of a cucking feud.
Regal's kid is released from NXT.
Sami Zayn eliminated from Rumble in 1 second and loses to Riddle at Wrestlemania in 4 seconds, for getting too over on his own.

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007



ahahahaha that's even better god drat

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