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Because Waffle House is a chain diner in the United States open 24/7/365 and I’m sorry if you don’t have them nearby because you’re missing out on “good food fast.” Arizona is the farthest west they go and I’m glad we’ve got them. Nothing beats eating blueberry waffles and pork chops at 2 AM when everything else is closed and you need some food and coffee in your empty belly stat. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna drop some money in the jukebox while I wait for my scattered, capped, and covered hash browns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_LnuPFnJXY
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 21:43 |
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Hmm, let's take a look see. It would appear the closest Waffle House is 3 and a half hours away. No sir. Don't believe I'll be doing that drive.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 21:47 |
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Closest one is 100 miles away from me op
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 21:47 |
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When i lived in JP my friends bestie was a doom cow who worked in denny's; so many am's spent loving about there and the sexual assault was almost consensual.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 21:54 |
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Nearest one to me is an 8 hour drive, so gonna say no.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:06 |
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6 within a 10 mile radius
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:08 |
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waffle house is one of the best places to eat hands down, but I could def feel inflation when I had a meal there the other day and it cost me fifteen loving dollars shouldn't be breaking ten
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:09 |
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There is a Waffle House within a quarter of a mile from my house
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:11 |
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I go from wafflehouse to wafflehouse picking fights with their strongest chef over the quality of their eggs like some sort of shithead johnny appleseed
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:23 |
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Waffle House has no locations in my state because of our strict gun laws. We do have Ali Baba the Waffle House but it is an unaffiliated halal restaurant.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:27 |
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We really need one. This place is getting too classy.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:28 |
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Waffle Condo
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:30 |
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I wish I had a waffle house. Watching brawls in there is better than pay per view. Closest thing I have is an IHOP and that place blows donkey dicks.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:33 |
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My favorite waffle house has a big pipe sticking out of the side of it. It also is "home of the load bearing chicken and waffles"
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:33 |
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kntfkr posted:Waffle House has no locations in my state because of our strict gun laws. Wait is that like Ali babas cave in SF? That place has the best vegetarian dishes, killer meat ones too.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:34 |
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they shrunk the drat menu. cant get my hashbrowns capped or whatever weird poo poo i want them to do to them at 3 in the morning
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:54 |
Close, but not close enough. I need my breakfast sludge.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 22:56 |
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staberind posted:When i lived in JP my friends bestie was a doom cow who worked in denny's; so many am's spent loving about there and the sexual assault was almost consensual. Wat is a doom cow
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:00 |
waffle house is one of those places i sincerely miss about Texas, and I really don't miss whataburger and only braums a little bit but i miss being able to get cheap, cheap food at 3am and watching whatever insane chaos was appointed to break out there if the pnw has a restraunt that has the chaotic neutral energy of a waffle house in the late hours of the morning i haven't found it yet
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:01 |
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Waffle House is unironically a great way to spend 45 on a weekend morning. You sit at the bar and you know what you're getting. It's cooked right in front of you, and the waitress calls you 'love' or 'baby.'
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:06 |
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A fun game, go to Waffle House and laugh at the sober people.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:21 |
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I've never been to a waffle house ):
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:28 |
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Their website isn't really good for this sort of thing but eyeballing it I reckon I'm about 4,000 miles away from the nearest Waffle House. There is a Dunkin Donuts down the block though.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:30 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:
Get some of them hash brown rounds Fuckin delicious
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:34 |
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never seen one with my own eyes OP
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:34 |
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The closest facsimile I have is a place called THE SLOPPY WAFFLE
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:42 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:waffle house is one of those places i sincerely miss about Texas, and I really don't miss whataburger and only braums a little bit When it existed, the Hurricane more than met this requirement. Any given Shari's as well, and Beth's to some extent. Things weren't quite the same after the indoor smoking ban kicked in, though, and now the Hurricane is long gone anyway.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:50 |
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There is one a little ways from me, but I've never been drunk on that side of town.
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# ? Jan 9, 2023 23:52 |
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Wafflehouse is best experienced between 2-5am
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 00:04 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Wat is a doom cow
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 00:07 |
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Their waffles are poo poo.
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 03:04 |
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No and also waffles are inferior to pancakes anyways so I wouldn't go
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 03:11 |
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there are a few locally but none of them are any good. and the fake rear end butter they use sucks.
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 03:12 |
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5 people at my work wanted hash browns. I had to go to the closest WH and order 5 triple orders of hash browns. The order almost covered the whole flap top. The workers were taking pictures of it cooking
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 03:12 |
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Not in this country, OP
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 03:16 |
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I can be at an ok one in 5 minutes but the good one is about 20 minutes away. The best one is in Casselberry by Orlando, where there are always drunken club girls angrily denouncing whatever shitbag disappointed them that night.
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 03:44 |
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Waffle House chili cheese omelette is pro-tier hangover remedy.
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 03:50 |
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that white girl who deflected that chair is cool
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 04:06 |
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GEEKABALL posted:Waffle House chili cheese omelette is pro-tier hangover remedy. Aw yeah that’s the best.
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# ? Jan 10, 2023 04:28 |
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I live in the PNW, so no, I do not.
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