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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

There's a new bagel place. I haven't tried the bagels yet. I hope to soon. I don't know if they'll be any good I do not live in New York and it doesn't say anywhere on their website that they import the water. Can I really trust a bagel place that has black and white sesame, Hawaiian Lava Salt, and Za'atar bagels and some sort of drink called chai?

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If you breathe in the morning. Take in some some scrapple, why not?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
hey OP how come seagulls fly over the sea?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
CAUSE IF THEY FLKEW OVER THE BAY THEYD BE BAGELS XDDDD

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Plus Lox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbx1tnEhsTU

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If donut holes are a thing why aren't bagel holes a thing, riddle me this

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Gaygle

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


Relevant video, dipshit

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Devils Affricate posted:

If donut holes are a thing why aren't bagel holes a thing, riddle me this

:piss:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Devils Affricate posted:

If donut holes are a thing why aren't bagel holes a thing, riddle me this

Bagel bites buys all the bagel holes.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Bagel bites buys all the bagel holes.

Im going to throw up out of sheer jealousy of not having thought of this business model

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Im going to throw up out of sheer jealousy of not having thought of this business model

Goody two shoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o41A91X5pns

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Chai blows

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Devils Affricate posted:

If donut holes are a thing why aren't bagel holes a thing, riddle me this

Because bagels are formed out of a rope of dough turned into a circle then boiled and donuts are formed in a disk and have the middle bit cut out before being fried.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Apr 5, 2023

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Wendigee posted:

Because bagels are formed out of a rope of dough turned into a circle then boiled and donuts are formed in a circle and have the middle bit cut out before being fried.

Theres a seat in hell for you

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
OP you have three days to try the bagels and post a review before I unbookmark this thread.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Is the egg bagel better?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Zeluth posted:

Is the egg bagel better?

There is no good egg bagel, the bread is wrong.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

OP you have three days to try the bagels and post a review before I unbookmark this thread.

teen witch style threat for the op to explain the bagel or they get a 6er + thread goes for a nappy for a while

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
Passover starts tonight, OP, so you don't have much time to try a bagel before they close for a week.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

get a black and white cookie and a cel ray

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

Passover starts tonight, OP, so you don't have much time to try a bagel before they close for a week.

quote:

We will be open on easter sunday (4/9) from 8 am to 10 am - We will only be serving Bagels and Schmear to GO

That being said I'm not getting up early.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bagels are overrated :colbert:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

New bagel place. Whaddya think?

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's bagels.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I bet OP thinks plain bagels are almost too spicy and likes them warmed with no color from the toaster.

And with MOUNTAINS OF BUTTER

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Dunno OP but everyone should have a bottle of za'atar and a bottle of everything bagel seasoning in their spice rack. That way you can make everything delicious.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I bet OP thinks plain bagels are almost too spicy and likes them warmed with no color from the toaster.

And with MOUNTAINS OF BUTTER

BUTTER MOUNTAIN is never a bad destination though

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Chai is good OP, it's just sweet somewhat spicy milky tea.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

chai is just hindi (and other languages too) for tea. you have to put the masala (spice mix) into the chai to make spiced tea (chai masala)

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I'm more about rubber bagels buddy

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

and geuss what. chai masala SUCKS

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Duck and Cover posted:

That being said I'm not getting up early.

anyway. ypu have a narrow window to complete this mod challenge op. and pray i do not challenge it fuirther

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

BigBadSteve posted:

Chai is good OP, it's just sweet somewhat spicy milky tea.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

chai is just hindi (and other languages too) for tea. you have to put the masala (spice mix) into the chai to make spiced tea (chai masala)

Why do you think this would be an appropriate post in my thread?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Duck and Cover posted:

Why do you think this would be an appropriate post in my thread?

now you're starting to piss me off

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

teen witch style threat for the op to explain the bagel or they get a 6er + thread goes for a nappy for a while

I just think it’s unfair to the readers to post about a new bagel shop and then not provide any detail as to the quality of the wares. Some bush league posting imo.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

now you're starting to piss me off

The bagel place closes in 28 minutes. It would take me like 10 minutes of driving to get there and yet here I am posting in this thread. Maybe tomorrow. Today is a Costco day.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I just think it’s unfair to the readers to post about a new bagel shop and then not provide any detail as to the quality of the wares. Some bush league posting imo.

yep. gbs is about #Content

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Duck and Cover posted:

The bagel place closes in 28 minutes. It would take me like 10 minutes of driving to get there and yet here I am posting in this thread. Maybe tomorrow. Today is a Costco day.

I think you're supposed to go early anyways, for that fresh bagel experience

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Bullshit that the op has yet to have eaten bagels.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

All posts, no bagels, no pics, no experiences shared, total disappointment imo.

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