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i previously thought op was the forums big wife guy but now i'm not so sure
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V sad state of affairs imo
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May 4, 2023 19:52
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i previously thought op was the forums big wife guy but now i'm not so sure its a god drat farce
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May 4, 2023 19:53
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She did this seaweed monster thing at the beach where she went under the water for about 4 minutes and then emerged COMPLTELY covered in seaweed and making these other worldly groans and screams. She's actually really vocally talented. On the plane over she was showing off how she can sing like the blue alien lady from The Fifth Element. Anyway, the seaweed thing absolutely scared the poo poo out of the locals and they all went running off the beach. This one family booked it and left their little like 5 year old daughter behind and we had to drop her off at the police station lol. The point is, something like this works way better with a tall wife than a wife who is big in any other sense, because the seaweed adds all the bulk. A lot of wife mass would mostly be obscured by the seaweed.
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May 4, 2023 19:55
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These excuses are beyond pathetic and you’re frankly ruining your own reputation as a man who can expertly categorise wives. Seaweed?? Really???? OP you really have some growing up to do (unlike your wife, who mainly just needs to grow out)
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May 4, 2023 20:31
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Christ almighty, Larry, you're a shambles. And you call yourself a big wifer. Good day, sir.
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May 4, 2023 20:54
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My wife's probably bigger than any of yours 
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May 4, 2023 20:57
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Now you’re just embarrassing yourself
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May 4, 2023 22:44
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May 4, 2023 22:51
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super sweet best pal posted:
Larry Hop Free
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May 5, 2023 00:37
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Whoa. I got a voicemail from A!
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May 5, 2023 14:10
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Flavahbeast posted:big wife big life yeah page 1 already had it settled you need magnitude of life ofver all other concerns
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May 5, 2023 14:13
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Larry Cum Free posted:Whoa. I got a voicemail from A! Well you gonna spill the deets or what?
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May 5, 2023 14:20
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I haven’t listened to it. I don’t know…it seems inappropriate to listen to a voicemail from an old flame when I’m on my honeymoon.
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May 5, 2023 14:25
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Larry Cum Free posted:I haven’t listened to it. I don’t know…it seems inappropriate to listen to a voicemail from an old flame when I’m on my honeymoon. What if she’s agreeing to the group marriage? You could be adding 400lbs to your wife total. Is that an opportunity you want to risk losing?
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May 5, 2023 14:29
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What if she’s agreeing to the group marriage? You could be adding 400lbs to your wife total. Is that an opportunity you want to risk losing? Post your Marginal Wife Gain calculations itt
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May 5, 2023 14:37
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The way I see it, I was tricked into marriage, so as long as I am not a bad husband, I will always have the moral high ground. It may come in handy later. Would listening to the voicemail be bad husband behaviour? Should I tell my wife I’m going to listen to it? Does that help?
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May 5, 2023 14:40
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madmatt112 posted:Post your Marginal Wife Gain calculations itt https://i.imgur.com/Mb05AzA.gifv
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May 5, 2023 14:41
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Larry Hop Free Do it man... hop to it and listen to the message. You don't need your Slenderman-like wife's permission.
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May 5, 2023 14:45
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Larry Cum Free posted:The way I see it, I was tricked into marriage, so as long as I am not a bad husband, I will always have the moral high ground. It may come in handy later. If you love your wife then you’ll listen with her and you guys can juice the drama
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May 5, 2023 18:50
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She already knows about the voicemail as she’s tapped all of your electronic devices
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May 5, 2023 18:55
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Jakabite posted:She already knows about the voicemail as she’s tapped all of your electronic devices This is a strong possibility.
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May 5, 2023 19:11
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Jakabite posted:She already knows about the voicemail as she’s tapped all of your electronic devices Elongated NSA Wife 
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May 5, 2023 19:19
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Have your wife leave your ex a voicemail.
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May 5, 2023 19:38
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Incitatus posted:Have your wife leave your ex a voicemail. I am trying but I can't really understand the strategy. Can you elaborate?
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May 5, 2023 20:14
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Larry Cum Free posted:I am trying but I can't really understand the strategy. Can you elaborate? I dunno tell her your ex works at Golden Corral and you can't take her there until she hashes things out with your ex?
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May 6, 2023 14:27
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IMO the main thing is a lumbering wife. Yeah it's more natural for a big wife, but if a small tiny wife can move like a grizzly bear: goddamn
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May 6, 2023 17:10
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rear end-penny posted:you can have your big wife, I'm looking for a load bearing wife.
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May 6, 2023 17:22
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big wife big life, you wouldn't want petty ant sized life would you?
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May 22, 2023 03:16
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big wife has gotta have stopping power
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May 22, 2023 03:44
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Wondering how OP’s Big Life is faring now that he’s settled in with his three Big Wives.
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May 22, 2023 14:06
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I wake up every day and just thank god that I'm alive. Seriously, sleeping in a bed with over 1,000 lbs of wife is a serious suffocation hazard.
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May 23, 2023 19:22
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Want to know what kind of bed you're rocking because it's got to be sturdy.
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May 23, 2023 19:36
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It's a Serta
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shes my little brick shithouse
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