Smoking dirt weed in his lizard room Welcome to Guys: A Podcast About Guys with Bryan Quinby (@murderxbryan), late of Street Fight Radio, and Chris James (@theCJS) of Not Even a Show. Guys is a podcast where Bryan Quinby finds the weirdest guys online and shares them with us and the funniest people online while suffering periodic catastrophic technical failures. Co-hosted by Chris James, former standup comedian and resident of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, Guys presents angry reviews of sex clubs, recommendations for keeping venomous snakes in a house with children, lists of pocket knives to carry into work, and war stories from mall cops on a weekly basis, with extra shows and streams on the Patreon show, Guys+ (featuring theme music by goon Breadallelogram). A very Weekend Web-style podcast, Bryan subjects himself to the worst online communities and weirdest content streams to curate an extremely funny show, while Chris and a guest roast both him and the titular guys depending on circumstance. Basically all of the episodes are very funny, but some of the best ones to start with are: Sex Guys Erowid Guys Softball Guys Chive Guys South Park Guys Given that Street Fight officially ended last year, the old thread was getting sort of long in the tooth, so I decided to make a new thread where we could plan how to fundraise to send Bryan to Hedonism 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUe48-NgszM https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1673043047066607617 Kenning fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jul 27, 2023 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 09:07 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:57 |
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ya you can call me Professor Herp
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 15:13 |
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My favorite guy is the Yelp Guy who hates cold water and pulsating rock beats.
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 15:26 |
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I really enjore this podcast
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 15:27 |
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Boco_T posted:I really enjore this podcast
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 16:25 |
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I made the theme music for Guys+ which you can find at https://patreon.com/murderxbryan
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 17:20 |
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Posting about the yelp guy made me think of a bunch of other guys in competition for Top Guy which is impressive for a comedy podcast where you can easily just forget the new episode after you chuckle at it. My Guys ranking 1. Yelp Guy who Hates Cold Water/Pulsating Rock Beats 2. David the Shark 3. Loss Prevention Guy Who Sits in Parking Lots Reminiscing 4. Michael Noland 5. The Autograph Guy Who Got Scammed 6. Guy Who Wants to Know What Happened to Stan's House While They Live on the Pot Farm 7. Count Jackula (Also Least Favorite Guy)
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 17:58 |
I love David the Shark so much, also the sex guys who were writing irritated yelp reviews and not being turbocreeps.
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 19:42 |
I think I suppressed the memory of Count Jackula while I was writing the OP, holy poo poo he is a terrible Guy.Breadallelogram posted:I made the theme music for Guys+ which you can find at https://patreon.com/murderxbryan Oh cool! I've linked Guys+ in the OP and mentioned your theme music.
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:03 |
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MassRafTer posted:1. Yelp Guy who Hates Cold Water/Pulsating Rock Beats Anyone coming in who wasn't like a Street Fight listener and you'd like to get a little backstory on what Bryan's deal is I'd recommend Karate Guys, where he and Jon Gabrus realize they had the exact same childhoods and wind up just swapping stories of youth delinquency.
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 20:49 |
I can't loving wait til he inevitably does Audiophile Guys
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 21:09 |
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:I was listening to this ep when you posted this, like they said I'm just dying to know what the actual music he's complaining about it. It's gotta be like a Jonas Brothers song on a completely standard public place playlist. The Karate episode is great because they use the term "Neo Geo rich" to describe this guy Bryan's sister dated in the 90's that lied about how he was the voice of Buster Bunny on Tiny Toon Adventures.
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 21:14 |
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bartok posted:The Karate episode is great because they use the term "Neo Geo rich" to describe this guy Bryan's sister dated in the 90's that lied about how he was the voice of Buster Bunny on Tiny Toon Adventures.
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 21:27 |
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Kenning posted:Oh cool! I've linked Guys+ in the OP and mentioned your theme music. thank you OP I think my favorite Guys episode so far has been EDC Guys. Sex Guys was a really excellent topic to start the series though.
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# ? Jul 26, 2023 22:35 |
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Cool to see Brian Gaar on the newest ep. My buddy used to work with him and he’s gone to a few local wrestling shows with us. Super cool and funny guy.
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 02:21 |
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Erowid Guys was a great episode i still think about some of those trip reports
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# ? Jul 27, 2023 21:40 |
Holy poo poo I forgot that the Chive Guys episode features an article The 10 Best Things About Bewbs, and the comment Bryan read was an extended riff on "The wonderful thing about Tiggers" called "The wonderful thing about titties." They really sacrifice for us.
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 07:30 |
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they’re doing a warhammer guys ep soon and im nervous
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 15:55 |
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I HATE Tom and bunny lol Tom's voice gives me chills interjecting "wow another bathroom" "love this sign" at everything he sees
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 17:24 |
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I HATE Tom and bunny lol Tom's voice gives me chills But what about the trashcans?
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# ? Jul 28, 2023 19:06 |
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This new Preppers episode is great please listen ASAP
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 15:48 |
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mark immune posted:Erowid Guys was a great episode i still think about some of those trip reports They didn’t even get into the really funny drugs like datura and phenazepam, where you take it and wake up a week later naked in a ditch three states away
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 05:08 |
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Not that people should use Twitter, but there was an amazing thread by (I believe) Great Moments in Something Awful History that consolidated the whole da Joos thread from TCC. A lot of goons died.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 05:11 |
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hadji murad posted:Not that people should use Twitter, but there was an amazing thread by (I believe) Great Moments in Something Awful History that consolidated the whole da Joos thread from TCC. A lot of goons died. There's a pod about da joose too: Part 1, Part 2
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 16:22 |
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I never listened to Street Fight so I wasn’t familiar with Bryan but his terrible taste in music and alcohol made me an instant fan. MassRafTer posted:My favorite guy is the Yelp Guy who hates cold water and pulsating rock beats. Same
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 20:40 |
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Drunkboxer posted:I never listened to Street Fight so I wasn’t familiar with Bryan but his terrible taste in music and alcohol made me an instant fan. He’s got a whole other show that’s just about nu-metal and I love it
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:01 |
Bryan getting off work and relaxing with a couple of jello shots he'd premade for the week is something I lol about on a regular basis.
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 21:44 |
Holy poo poo today's Guys+ is off the charts.
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 00:06 |
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Kenning posted:Holy poo poo today's Guys+ is off the charts. I'll have to give it a shot, Chris has been really annoying me lately talking over guests and hijacking the show so I haven't really bothered with Guys+ but I am excited by more Tony K.
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 01:05 |
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This is the first Guys+ with a guest and I think that really elevated the show. It's often felt like Bryan and Chris just filling time so they have something to put on the patreon, which to be fair, is exactly what Guys+ is. But yeah today's was the best so far.
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 02:14 |
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My favorite stuff is the Sunday streams. Guys plus is usually nice because we get a variety of awful things. I think I'm getting just as obsessed about Michael Noland as Bryan is.
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 02:33 |
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just listened to the new Guys+ and I kinda want to see that turd
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# ? Aug 6, 2023 18:41 |
There's a link in the comments on the Patreon post.
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# ? Aug 6, 2023 19:01 |
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Kenning posted:There's a link in the comments on the Patreon post. good lord! that is impressive
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# ? Aug 6, 2023 21:30 |
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I'm cursed to forever think about calling it Warmhammer for the rest of my life now everytime WH40k talk pops up.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 03:14 |
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a_gelatinous_cube posted:I'm cursed to forever think about calling it Warmhammer for the rest of my life now everytime WH40k talk pops up. My friends would call it "warmahams" sometimes so I thought it was a reference to that lmaoo. Honestly you could probably do an entire series about warhammer guys. What is the origin of David The Shark?
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 15:54 |
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metachronos posted:My friends would call it "warmahams" sometimes so I thought it was a reference to that lmaoo. David the Shark is a guy who posts on LinkedIn to try and become friends with billionaires. Bryan was having trouble finding sales guys so he asked our group DM for help and I told him to go look at the people in Grant Cardone's mentions and sent him some screenshots, he found David the Shark from there.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 17:51 |
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MassRafTer posted:David the Shark is a guy who posts on LinkedIn to try and become friends with billionaires. Bryan was having trouble finding sales guys so he asked our group DM for help and I told him to go look at the people in Grant Cardone's mentions and sent him some screenshots, he found David the Shark from there. Ah so there's a goon influence in there in a roundabout way. I did see he popped up recently on the LP Guys+.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 20:13 |
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This podcast is fun but it is shocking how little knowledge Chris James and Bryan have about any and every subject, but they're from Canada and Ohio so I guess its not all their fault.
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# ? Aug 18, 2023 00:46 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:57 |
Knowing absolutely nothing seems to be the critical prerequisite for podcasting. The only podcaster I can think of that actually knows things is maybe Matt Christman. e: I'm saying this with love.
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