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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Nicknames and/or weird baby talk you use for your pets
 
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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
My dachshund, Olivia, is currently being called a mix of Bird, Birdie, Burtle, or Turtle. This is of course perfectly logical. The logic being, as near as I can recall:

Olivia becomes Livy
Livy becomes Livy Bivy
Livy Bivy becomes Livy Bivulini
Bivy Tortellini
Tortie
Tortie Shmortie
Shmortle
Shmurtle
Shmurtle Turtle
Turtle Burtle
Birdie

She is also Lump, Goblin, or a million other things.

Burtle tax:
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Nicknames and/or weird baby talk you use for your pets