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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
to the haunted forums. i am your host, your post host [evil laugh]. we have 207,849 goons here, but we're always looking for 207,850

kindly step all the way in, and make room for the lurkers

our tour begins in this forum where you see pictures of our permabanned users in their corruptible mortal state. your cadaverous pallor is normal for a goon, but its almost as if you sense a disgusting metamorphosis. are these goons actually expanding?

and consider this dismaying observation. this thread has no windows and no doors. just a post button

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Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003
..... hello.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Al! posted:

are these goons actually expanding?

Goon Inflation.


Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


and this is the sixer'd man's braiiiiiiiiins *pushes hands in*

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

and consider this dismaying observation. this thread has no windows and no doors. just a post button

Which offers you this chilling challenge... to find a way out!

Of course, there's always my way...

*attic above illuminates to reveal the skeleton of a goon sitting at a computer desk in a dark room, illuminated only by a computer monitor*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



bone chilling


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
some say you can smell the faint whiff of mangosteen to this very day

Emo Szyslak
Feb 25, 2006

grim grinning goons log on to socialize

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
They're changing, becoming more powerful, experiencing some

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOQg1HnOus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

A stretching portrait gallery of goons. The portraits look normal until the room stretches, revealing the awful truth.

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