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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Wednesday and you know what that means!



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1755290331766301099?s=20

In the third match up in one of the greatest feuds of the 21st century, Swerve Strickland and "Hangman" Adam Page will do battle one more time. Last time we saw Page drink Strickland's blood, and Strickland strangle Page with a chain for the win. What lengths will these two go to tonight for the victory?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1755245029684068399?s=20

The AEW World Tag Team titles are on the line in a Texas Tornado match*** as champions "Absolute" Ricky Starks and BIG BILL defend against the undefeated duo of Darby Allin and STTTTTTTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG! This is Sting's first shot at AEW gold, and also possibly his last chance at glory. Can he Allin walk out as champions, or will Starks and BILL put a damper on Sting's retirement tour?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1755335630614098038?s=20

The Blackpool Combat Club's Jon Moxley, "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson, and Claudio Castagnoli will be in Trios action against CMLL's Mascara Dorada 2.0, Hechicero, and Volador Jr!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1755305426487513252?s=20

In a AEW Women's World Title Eliminator Match, AEW Women's World Champion Toni Storm goes one on one with Red Velvet!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1755275228136034687?s=20

Chris Jericho's rivalry with The Don Callis Family continues as he takes on the red hot**** Konosuke Takeshita!


Also,

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1755350729252815323?s=20

BBT has a Big Announcement tonight? What will it be? A new signing? A new Pape? A debut in a new market? Who knows?*****








*Get it? Three exclamation points for it being the third match? Appreciate my genius! Appreciate it!**
**I'm really tired. So, so tired.
***They're in Arizona, so maybe it should be called an "Arizona Action" match?
****Red Hot, like soup.
*****Just know, whatever it is, there'll be whining on twitter about the announcement being "Disappointing"

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
folks,

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



:woop:

I'm so excited.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Five matches hmmm. Seems like Hook needs to fight three people.

escape artist
Sep 24, 2005

Slow train coming
Here she comes now saying Moné Moné

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


hangman is winning

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1755377148683235811 Rude cowboy

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i am excited for tonight's super dynamite

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
I can't wait to do The Nana Dance!!!

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony
Excited to be back watching with y’all tonight.

GenghisTron
Dec 5, 2005

i dont live to live homie

I'm here to watch Hechicero tie all 3 BCC into a big knot.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

big tone's big announcement

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
I have to watch on my phone tonight so I can't live post with y'all

:negative:

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Hangman is winning, Konosuke is winning, CMLL is winning

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

DLC Inc posted:

Hangman is winning, Konosuke is winning, CMLL is winning

we're winning.

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

The only way I would be satisfied with Takeshita losing to Jericho is if he got disqualified for kicking too much rear end.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Bryce is a gem

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Konosuke gonna wreck some poo poo tonight

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

ROH women's TV tourney matches are being taped. It's...rough

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Reminder that Takeshita already had a great match against Jericho in Japan

However, based on previous cases, the AEW rematch might not be quite as good

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Dango Bango posted:

ROH women's TV tourney matches are being taped. It's...rough

that's a bummer to hear, I thought the midcard ladies had mostly been killing it on ROH lately

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
here comes the mone

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Barry Bluejeans posted:

that's a bummer to hear, I thought the midcard ladies had mostly been killing it on ROH lately

I should clarify - there's nothing technically wrong with the matches. Just the crowd doesn't care and the pace is plodding.

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

Barry Bluejeans posted:

that's a bummer to hear, I thought the midcard ladies had mostly been killing it on ROH lately
Some have, and those who are improved at an incredible pace. The ones who are still bad are just the ones who would've been on Dark/Elevation before but idr who's in the tournament to judge

e: oh the list of people are all good so maybe it's a bad crowd

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Dango Bango posted:

I should clarify - there's nothing technically wrong with the matches. Just the crowd doesn't care and the pace is plodding.

gotcha, thanks

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Wake your crowd up Dango Bango. If it's bad it's your fault

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Wake your crowd up Dango Bango. If it's bad it's your fault

It's a WEIRD crowd around me lol

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

It's a WEIRD crowd around me lol

They're not here for wrestling, they're here for announcements. See how many leave after Tony drops the big one

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I want the announcement to be the promise of weekly announcements.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

A Danhausen fan bought my extra ticket :(

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

let's have ourselves a show

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

TONY IS FIRED UP

POSTING TONY IS HERE

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



FUSE

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
LIGHT FUSE :dance:

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



AE DUB AE DUB

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


The fuse remains unlit

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

LET'S loving GO

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

LETS loving GOOOOO

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY

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