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 This thread is for PICKS ONLY. All discussion, debate, and respectful disagreements about the value of interior OL should be confined to other threadAs a reminder, you have 24 hours to make your pick or I will make it for you. I try to PM people if it's been more than 12 hours or so (less if they are a serial offender). When you make your pick please include their name, position, school, and maybe a picture or two. Edit: Courtesy of Darth Brooks, here's a spreadsheet comparing goon picks to mock drafts. Consult it if you're stumped! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vkEzHViOj4S3ERKH5DObUDbHDwGOoLeho4MwCJP3c4U/edit#gid=586644218 Round 1 1) Chicago Bears (from Carolina) trevorreznik Caleb Williams, QB, USC 2) Washington Commanders Relentlessboredomm Jayden Daniels, QB, LSU 3) New England Patriots Anderson Koopa Marvin Harrison Jr, WR, The Ohio State University 4) Arizona Cardinals Kevino07 Malik Nabers, WR, LSU 5) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Rome Odunze, WR, Washington 6) New York Giants Ornery and Hornery Drake Maye, QB, UNC 7) Tennessee Titans Bismack Billabongo Joe Alt, OT, Notre Dame 8) Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy Quinyon Mitchell, CB, Toledo 9) Chicago Bears trevorreznik Laiatu Latu, EDGE, UCLA 10) New York Jets Professor Funk Brock Bowers, TE, Georgia 11) Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks Dallas Turner, EDGE, Alabama 12) Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE JJ McCarthy, QB, Michigan 13) Las Vegas Raiders Black Sunshine Olu Fashanu, OT, Penn State 14) New Orleans Saints Eltoasto Taliese Fuaga, OT, Oregon State 15) Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Terrion Arnold, CB, Alabama 16) Seattle Seahawks EmbryoSteve Troy Fautanu, OT, Washington 17) Jacksonville Jaguars Amy Pole Her Jackson Powers Johnson, OC, Oregon 18) Cincinnati Bengals a patagonian cavy Johnny Newton, DT, Illinois 19) Los Angeles Rams Play Nate Wiggins, CB, Clemson 20) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Brian Thomas Jr, WR, LSU 21) Miami Dolphins Hamhandler Chop Robinson, EDGE, Penn State 22) Philadelphia Eagles Quiet Feet Byron Murphy II, DT, Texas 23) Minnesota Vikings (from Cleveland through Houston) Darth Brooks Michael Penix Jr, QB, Washington 24) Dallas Cowboys xbilkis Graham Barton, OL, Duke 25) Green Bay Packers A Sneaker Broker Cooper DeJean, DB, Iowa 26) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Jared Verse, EDGE, Florida State University 27) Arizona Cardinals (from Houston) Kevino07 Amarius Mims, OT, Georgia 28) Buffalo Bills fsif Adonai Mitchell, WR, Texas 29) Detroit Lions Hizawk Kool-Aid McKinstry, CB, Alabama 30) Baltimore Ravens Solarjetman J.C. Latham, OT, Alabama 31) San Francisco 49ers Grozz Nuy Tyler Guyton, OT, Oklahoma 32) Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Ladd McConkey, WR, Georgia Round 2 33) Carolina Panthers IcePhoenix Keon Coleman, WR, Florida State 34) New England Patriots Anderson Koopa T'Vondre Sweat, DT, Texas 35) Arizona Cardinals Kevino07 Darius Robinson, DL, Missouri 36) Washington Commanders Relentlessboredomm Patrick Paul, OT, Houston 37) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Mike Sainristil, CB, Michigan 38) Tennessee Titans Bismack Billabongo Chris Braswell, EDGE/LB, Alabama 39) Carolina Panthers (from N.Y. Giants) IcePhoenix TJ Tampa, CB, Iowa State 40) Washington Commanders (from Chicago) Relentlessboredomm Kingsley Suamataia, OT, BYU 41) Green Bay Packers (from N.Y. Jets) A Sneaker Broker Edgerrin Cooper, LB, Texas A&M 42) Houston Texans (from Minnesota) Sad King Billy Jeremiah Trotter Jr, LB, Clemson 43) Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy Adisa Isaac, DE, Penn State 44) Las Vegas Raiders Black Sunshine Bo Nix, QB, Oregon 45) New Orleans Saints (from Denver) Eltoasto Tyler Nubin, S, Minnesota 46) Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Troy Franklin, WR, Oregon 47) New York Giants (from Seattle) Ornery and Hornery Zach Frazier, OL, West Virginia 48) Jacksonville Jaguars Amy Pole Her Roman Wilson, WR, Michigan 49) Cincinnati Bengals a patagonian cavy Javon Foster, OT, Missouri 50) Philadelphia Eagles (from New Orleans) Quiet Feet Xavier Worthy, WR, Texas 51) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Ennis Rakestraw Jr., CB, Missouri 52) Los Angeles Rams Play Xavier Legette, WR, South Carolina 53) Philadelphia Eagles Quiet Feet Kamari Lassiter, CB, Georgia 54) Cleveland Browns Cavauro Braden Fiske, DL, Florida State 55) Miami Dolphins Hamhandler Ja’Tavion Sanders, TE, Texas 56) Dallas Cowboys xbilkis Jordan Morgan, OL, Arizona 57) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Ja'Lynn Polk, WR, Washington 58) Green Bay Packers A Sneaker Broker Kris Jenkins, DL, Michigan 59) Houston Texans Sad King Billy Renardo Green, CB, Florida State 60) Buffalo Bills fsif Ricky Pearsall, WR, Florida 61) Detroit Lions Hizawk Cooper Beebe, OG, Kansas State 62) Baltimore Ravens Solarjetman Max Melton, CB, Rutgers 63) San Francisco 49ers Grozz Nuy Junior Colson, LB, Michigan 64) Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Kiran Amegadjie, OT, Yale Round 3 65) Carolina Panthers IcePhoenix Payton Wilson, LB, NC State 66) Arizona Cardinals Kevino07 Bralen Trice, EDGE, Washington 67) Washington Commanders Relentlessboredomm Marshawn Kneeland, EDGE, Western Michigan 68) New England Patriots Anderson Koopa Jonathan Brooks, RB, Texas 69) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Christian Haynes, OG, UConn 70) New York Giants Ornery and Hornery Devontez Walker, WR, UNC 71) Arizona Cardinals (from Tennessee) Kevino07 Malachi Corley, WR, Western Kentucky 72) New York Jets Professor Funk Dominick Puni, OL, Kansas 73) Detroit Lions (from Minnesota) Hizawk Javon Bullard, S, Georgia 74) Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy Ruke Orhorhoro, DT, Clemson 75) Chicago Bears trevorreznik Sedrick Van Pran, OC, Georgia 76) Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Kris Abrams-Draine, CB, Missouri 77) Las Vegas Raiders Black Sunshine Khyree Jackson, CB, Oregon 78) Washington Commanders (from Seattle) Relentlessboredomm Malik Washington, WR, UVA 79) Atlanta Falcons (from Jacksonville) Sad King Billy Jermaine Burton, WR, Alabama 80) Cincinnati Bengals a patagonian cavy Jarrian Jones, CB, Florida State 81) Seattle Seahawks (from New Orleans through Denver) EmbryoSteve Spencer Rattler, QB, South Carolina 82) Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Calen Bullock, S, USC 83) Los Angeles Rams Play Michael Hall Jr., DT, The Ohio State University 84) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus Blake Fisher, OT, Notre Dame 85) Cleveland Browns Cavauro Christian Mahogany, OG, Boston College 86) Houston Texans (from Philadelphia) Sad King Billy Jaylen Wright, RB,Tennessee 87) Dallas Cowboys xbilkis Audric Estimé, RB, Notre Dame 88) Green Bay Packers A Sneaker Broker Mason McCormick, OG, South Dakota State 89) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Andru Phillips, CB, Kentucky 90) Arizona Cardinals (from Houston) Kevino07 Trey Benson, RB, Florida State 91) Green Bay Packers (from Buffalo) A Sneaker Broker Jaden Hicks, S, Washington State 92) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from Detroit) wandler20 Trevin Wallace, LB, Kentucky 93) Baltimore Ravens Solarjetman Brandon Dorlus, DE, Oregon 94) San Francisco 49ers Grozz Nuy Maason Smith, DT, LSU 95) Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff Cole Bishop, S, Utah 96) Jacksonville Jaguars (Compensatory Selection) Amy Pole Her Cam Hart, CB, Notre Dame 97) Cincinnati Bengals (Compensatory Selection) a patagonian cavy Ben Sinnott, TE, Kansas 98) Pittsburgh Steelers (from Philadelphia; Compensatory Selection) Perry the Platypus Leonard Taylor III, DL, Miami 99) Los Angeles Rams (Compensatory Selection) Play Jonah Elliss, Edge, Utah 100) Washington Commanders (from San Francisco; Compensatory Selection) Relentlessboredomm Theo Johnson, TE, PSU Round 4 101) Carolina Panthers IcePhoenix Brenden Rice, WR, USC 102) Seattle Seahawks (from Washington) EmbryoSteve Cedric Gray, LB, UNC 103) New England Patriots Anderson Koopa Joe Milton III, QB, Tennessee 104) Arizona Cardinals Kevino07 Dadrion Taylor-Demerson, S, Texas Tech 105) Los Angeles Chargers a neat cape Cade Stover, TE, The Ohio State University 106) Tennessee Titans Bismack Billabongo Jalen McMillan, WR, Washington 107) New York Giants Ornery and Hornery Roger Rosengarten, OT, Washington 108) Minnesota Vikings Darth Brooks McKinnley Jackson, DT , Texas A&M 109) Atlanta Falcons Sad King Billy Jalyx Hunt, Edge, Houston Christian 110) Los Angeles Chargers (from Chicago) a neat cape Bucky Irving, RB, Oregon 111) New York Jets Professor Funk Brandon Coleman, OT, TCU 112) Las Vegas Raiders Black Sunshine Zak Zinter, OG, Michigan 113) Baltimore Ravens (from Denver through N.Y. Jets) Solarjetman Javon Baker, WR, UCF 114) Jacksonville Jaguars Amy Pole Her 115) Cincinnati Bengals a patagonian cavy 116) Jacksonville Jaguars (from New Orleans) Amy Pole Her 117) Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula 118) Seattle Seahawks EmbryoSteve 119) Pittsburgh Steelers Perry the Platypus 120) Philadelphia Eagles (from L.A. Rams through Pittsburgh) Quiet Feet 121) Denver Broncos (from Miami) 3 DONG HORSE 122) Chicago Bears (from Philadelphia) trevorreznik 123) Houston Texans (from Cleveland) Sad King Billy 124) San Francisco 49ers (from Dallas) Grozz Nuy 125) Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 126) Green Bay Packers A Sneaker Broker 127) Houston Texans Sad King Billy 128) Buffalo Bills fsif 129) Minnesota Vikings (from Detroit) Darth Brooks 130) Baltimore Ravens Solarjetman 131) Kansas City Chiefs No Butt Stuff 132) San Francisco 49ers (Compensatory Selection) Grozz Nuy 133) Buffalo Bills (Compensatory Selection) fsif 134) New York Jets (from Baltimore; Compensatory Selection) Professor Funk 135) San Francisco 49ers Grozz Nuy ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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For the first time in franchise history, the Bears pick #1 overall in the draft and select Caleb Williams, QB USC Best known for his hatred of Notre Dame. 
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Apr 1, 2024 02:28
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With the #2 overall pick in the 2024 draft the Washington (soon to be rebranded again) Commanders select Jayden Daniels, QB LSU  pictured here being gently carried by his friends 
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Apr 1, 2024 07:16
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With the third overall pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select.... Marvin Harrison Junior, OSU  Here he is bullying a future former Patriot Ameer Speed. 
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Apr 1, 2024 14:40
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With the Fourth Pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the Arizona Cardinals select Malik Nabers, LSU He seems thrilled  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWOMGAeZn90
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Apr 1, 2024 19:06
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With the 5th pick, the Chargers make the correct choice and draft Rome Odunze, WR, University of Washington
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Apr 2, 2024 01:28
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With the 6th Pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the New York Giants select: DRAKE MAYE - Quarterback - UNC -   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDomjfWrcfk Bismack Billabongo and the Tennessee Titans are on the clock!
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Apr 2, 2024 04:02
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 Ahem. With the seventh pick in the 2024 Goom Draft, the Tennessee Titans obviously select Joe “Hoe” Alt, Offensive Tackle, Notre Dame.  Here’s some trivia I came up with about him. -son of a former nfl player -probably has some deceased relatives -eats corn -is six foot seven -will now combine to form an elite pass protection unit with LG Peter “Shrek” Skoronski. Their combined nickname will be The Alt Left -Goom The Atlanta Falcons Are Now On The Clock 
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Apr 2, 2024 05:09
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With the 8th pick of the NFL 2024 draft, the Atlanta Falcons select Quinyon Mitchell CB Toledo
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Apr 2, 2024 11:50
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With the 9th overall pick, the Bears throw caution to the wind and select Laiatu Latu, EDGE, UCLA 
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Apr 2, 2024 13:41
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After trying and failing to trade down with a QB needy team, with the 10th pick, the New York Jets will select Brock Bowers, TE/slot WR, Georgia
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Apr 2, 2024 15:55
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With the 11th pick of the NFL 2024 draft the Minnesota Vikings quickly get on stage and pick Dallas Turner, EDGE, Alabama. The Denver Broncos are on the clock. Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Apr 4, 2024 |
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Apr 2, 2024 16:20
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With the 12th pick of the NFL 2024 Draft, Sean Payton's The Denver Broncos Presented by Wal Mart select JJ McCarthy QB, Michigan. https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7322208766668082474 The Las Vegas Raiders are on the clock.
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Apr 2, 2024 16:37
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With the 13th pick, the Raiders stop drafting overrated bullshit players from the SEC/ACC and select a beefy boy from the Big10...Olu Fashanu OT, Penn State! He looks really happy to be headed to Vegas and all the debauchery that comes with it!
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Apr 2, 2024 22:08
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With the 14th pick, the New Orleans Saints select Taliese Fuaga, OT, Oregon State.
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Apr 3, 2024 15:08
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With the 15th pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Terrion Arnold, CB, Alabama
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Apr 3, 2024 15:15
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With the 16th pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Seattle Seahawks select Troy Fautanu, OT, WASHINGTON
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Apr 3, 2024 21:00
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With the 17th pick in the Goon Draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars continue to hate the Colts and select
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Apr 4, 2024 01:33
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with the eighteenth pick in the 2024 nfl goon draft the Cincinnati bengals select Johnny Newton Defensive Tackle, Illinois 
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Apr 4, 2024 03:13
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With the 19th pick in the 2024 NFL Goon Draft the Los Angeles Rams select Nate Wiggins, Cornerback, Clemson 
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Apr 4, 2024 03:25
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With the 20th pick in the 2024 goon draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select: Brian Thomas Jr., Wide Receiver, LSU
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Apr 4, 2024 03:32
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With the 21st pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Miami Dolphins select Chop Robinson, EDGE, Penn State
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Apr 5, 2024 03:42
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With the 22ndst pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Byron Murphy II, defensive tackle, Texas gently caress the Cowboys.
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Apr 5, 2024 17:13
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With the 23rd pick of the NFL 2024 draft the Minnesota Vikings ignore injury history and easy jokes and pick Michael Penix jr, QB, Washington Here's the O-line Committee's take on Penix's combine. For those who don't want to watch it, they were very impressed by his accuracy. Click on it anyways, The O-Line Committee is fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHJuB0Al8zM&t=146s
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Apr 5, 2024 18:21
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With the 24th pick in the 2024 goon draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Graham Barton, OL, Duke
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Apr 5, 2024 18:47
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With the 25th Pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Green Bay Packers do the unthinkable and break racial and stereotypical barriers and select Cooper DeJean, DB, Iowa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNjNdKNERaY
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Apr 5, 2024 18:52
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With the 26th Pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select, Jared Verse, EDGE, Florida State University.
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Apr 5, 2024 18:57
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With the 27th pick of the goon draft, the Arizona Cardinals select Amarius Mims, OT, Georgia
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Apr 5, 2024 20:00
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With the 28th pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the Buffalo Bills select Adonai Mitchell, WR, Texas.
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Apr 5, 2024 21:08
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With the 29th pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select The Kool-Aid Man, CB, Alabama.
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Apr 5, 2024 22:29
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With the 30th pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select J.C. Latham, Tackle, Alabama.
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Apr 5, 2024 23:21
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With the 31st pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select Tyler Guyton, Tackle, Oklahoma.
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Apr 6, 2024 08:55
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With the 32nd pick, the defending Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs select Ladd McConkey, WR, Georgia
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Apr 6, 2024 12:16
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With the 33rd pick, the Carolina Panthers select Keon Coleman, WR, Florida State
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Apr 6, 2024 17:58
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With the 34th overall pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, The New England Patriots select T'Vondre Sweat, Defensive Tackle from Texas. Here he is pretending to be a dancer.  Here he is next to a normal sized human (a defensive back). 
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Apr 6, 2024 19:07
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With the 35th pick, The Arizona Cardinals select Darius Robinson, Defensive Lineman from Missouri
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Apr 7, 2024 01:18
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With the 36th pick in the 2024 NFL Goon draft the Washington team attempts to keep their new QB alive and selects Patrick Paul OT, University of Houston
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Apr 7, 2024 07:18
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With the 37th pick, the Los Angeles Harbaughs select Mike Sainristil, CB, Michigan
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Apr 7, 2024 22:57
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 Well, I think I’m reading this right, but let me double check and make sure.  (They’re prescription) Hmm. Well. Okay. With the thirty eighth pick, in the 2024 Goom Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Chris Braswell, EDGE / LB from Alabama.  Cool trivia: - no bible quotes on his social media - parents tragically gained thirty pounds each after eating too many tofutti cuties - eats corn - he’s bigger, faster, and stronger too. The Carolina Panthers are on the clock.
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With the 39th pick, the Carolina Panthers select TJ Tampa, CB, Iowa State
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