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Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

With the 40th pick in the 2024 NFL Goon draft the Washington team says, no you don't understand how bad the o-line is, and selects Kingsley Suamataia T BYU

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# ? May 7, 2024 21:26

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

With the 41st Pick in the 2024 NFL Goon Draft, the Green Bay Packers decide to end their LB problems and select, Edgerrin Cooper, LB, Texas A&M

# ? Apr 8, 2024 03:57

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 42nd pick of the 2024 draft, the Houston Texans select Jeremiah Trotter Jr, LB, Clemson

# ? Apr 8, 2024 05:25

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 43rd pick of the 2024 NFL draft, the Atlanta Falcons select, Adisa Isaac, DE, Penn State

# ? Apr 8, 2024 05:29

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

With the 44th pick, the Las Vegas Raiders select Bo Nix, QB, Oregon

Hopefully he doesn't suck!

# ? Apr 9, 2024 02:24

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

With the 45th pick, the New Orleans Saints select Tyler Nubin, S, Minnesota.

# ? Apr 9, 2024 15:20

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 46th pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Troy Franklin, WR, Oregon

# ? Apr 9, 2024 15:35

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

With the 47th Pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the New York Giants select:

ZACH FRAZIER - IOL - West Virginia - :patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkUlHQ8WNic

:siren:

Amy Pole Her and the Jacksonville Jaguars are on the clock! :siren:

# ? Apr 9, 2024 16:03

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

The Jacksonville Jaguars with the 48th pick, after quite a bit of thought, just give in and select Roman Wilson, WR, Michigan

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# ? Apr 9, 2024 17:29

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

With the 49th selection in the draft, the Cincinnati Bengals pick

Javon Foster

Offensive Tackle

Missouri

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:50

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

With the 50ndthst pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Xavier Worthy, WR, Texas

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# ? Apr 10, 2024 15:14

Perry the Platypus: Aug 7, 2009

With the 51st pick in the 2024 goon draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Ennis Rakestraw Jr., CB, Missouri

# ? Apr 10, 2024 15:47

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

With the 52nd pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Los Angeles Rams select Xavier Legette, WR, South Carolina

# ? Apr 10, 2024 19:32

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

With the 53rdndthst pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Kamari Lassiter, CB, Georgia

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# ? Apr 11, 2024 03:02

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

With the 54th pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Cleveland Browns select Braden Fiske, DL, FSU
jim schwartz wants his defense to lead the league in intangibles. that's exactly what they get here and no one is going to want to tangleible with this beast

# ? Apr 11, 2024 03:06

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

With the 55th pick in the Goon Draft the Miami Dolphins are picking Ja�Tavion Sanders, tight end, Texas:

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# ? Apr 11, 2024 13:28

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

With the 56th pick in the 2024 goon draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Jordan Morgan, OL, Arizona

# ? Apr 11, 2024 13:43

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

With the 57th pick in the 2024 goon draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select, Ja'Lynn Polk, WR, Washington.

# ? Apr 11, 2024 14:59

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

With the 58th Pick in the 2024 NFL Goon Draft, the Green Bay Packers select Kris Jenkins, DL, Michigan.

# ? Apr 11, 2024 19:32

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 59th Pick in the 2024 NFL Goon Draft the Houston Texans select Renardo Green, CB, Florida State

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fsif: Jul 18, 2003

With the 60th pick in the 2024 Goon Draft the Buffalo Bills select Ricky Pearsall, WR, Florida.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 14:20

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

With the 61st pick in the 2024 Goon Draft the Detroit Lions select Cooper Beebe, G, Kansas State.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 15:57

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

With the 62nd pick in the 2024 Goon Draft the Baltimore Ravens select Max Melton, CB, Rutgers.

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# ? Apr 12, 2024 19:12

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

With the 63rd pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select Junior Colson, Linebacker, Michigan.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 09:06

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

With the 64th pick in the draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Kiran Amegadjie, OT, Yale.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 13:48

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

With the first pick of round 3 and the 65th pick overall, the Carolina Panthers are very pleased to select: Payton Wilson, LB, NC State

# ? Apr 13, 2024 17:38

Kevino07: Oct 16, 2008

With the 66th pick, The Arizona Cardinals select Bralen Trice, EDGE, Washington

# ? Apr 13, 2024 22:10

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

With the 67th pick in the 2024 NFL Goon draft the Washington team begrudgingly looks at defense and selects Marshawn Kneeland EDGE Western Michigan

# ? Apr 14, 2024 00:45

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

With the 68th pick in the 2024 Goon Draft the New England Patriots select Jonathan Brooks - RB - Texas.

The San Diego Chargers are on the clock.

# ? Apr 14, 2024 02:17

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

With the 69th pick, the Los Angeles Chargers select Christian Haynes, OG, UConn

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Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

With the 70th Pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the New York Giants select:

DEVONTEZ WALKER - Wide Receiver - UNC - :patriot:

Kevino07 and the Arizona Cardinals are on the clock! :siren:

# ? Apr 14, 2024 07:43

Kevino07: Oct 16, 2008

With the 71st pick of the Goon Draft, the Arizona Cardinals select

Malachi Corley, WR, Western Kentucky

Professor Funk and the New York Jets are on the clock! :siren:

# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:12

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

With the 72nd pick of the Goon Draft, the New York Jets select

The decidedly not puny Dominick Puni, IOL/OT, Kansas

# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:39

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

With the 73rd pick of the 2024 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select

Javon Bullard, S Georgia

# ? Apr 15, 2024 01:32

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 74th pick of the 2024 Goon draft, the Atlanta Falcons select Ruke Orhorhoro, DT, Clemson

# ? Apr 15, 2024 06:04

trevorreznik: Apr 22, 2023

With the 75th pick, the Chicago Bears select
Sedrick Van Pran, Center, Georgia

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

With the76th pick of the 2024 draft, the Denver Broncos select Kris Abrams-Draine, CB, Missouri.

The Las Vegas Raiders are on the clock...

# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:14

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 77th pick in the 2024 Goon Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select Khyree Jackson, CB, Oregon

# ? Apr 16, 2024 17:17

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

With the 78th pick in the 2024 NFL Goon draft the Washington team goes back to offense and selects Malik Washington, WR UVA

# ? Apr 16, 2024 22:01

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Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 79th pick in the 2024 Goon NFL draft, the Atlanta Falcons select Jermaine Burton WR Alabama

# ? Apr 17, 2024 05:55

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