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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot


It's Day 2 of the NFL Draft, where champions are built.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn1dOk6-Q-8

NFL DRAFT DAY 2 RELEVANT INFORMATION:
  • Round Two Starts at 7:00 PM EST / 6:00 PM CST / 4:00 PM PST
  • Both Rounds Two and Three will be Today
  • The Draft will be hosted on ABC and NFL Network
  • You can also watch the draft on NFL+
  • The Draft is being hosted in Downtown Detroit

How the NFL Draft Works for the Second and Third Round:
  • There are 32 Picks in the Second Round
  • Each Team gets 7 Minutes to either Pick or Trade their Pick in the Second Round
  • There are 37 Picks in the Third Round
  • Each Team gets 5 Minutes to either Pick or Trade their Pick in the Third Round

Second Round Pick Order: https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft/rounds/_/round/2

Third Round Pick Order: https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft/rounds/_/round/3

Prospect Breakdowns:

Doltos Top 150: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4047435&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=90#post539145771

Daniel Jeremiah's Top 150: https://www.nfl.com/news/daniel-jeremiah-s-top-150-prospects-in-the-2024-nfl-draft-class

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Draft fast wrs and big ols

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





gently caress the Cowboys.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Draft fast wrs and big ols

Instructions unclear, drafted a Nose Tackle by accident.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Let's see if Deebo or Aiyuk gets traded.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ornery and Hornery posted:

Draft fast wrs and big ols

Draft the thiccest linemen with the GREATest asses.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Looking forward to the Falcons drafting Spencer Rattler.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Can't wait for the Bills to trade back 3 more times.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

wandler20 posted:

Can't wait for the Bills to trade back 3 more times.

Buffalo gonna use the Y2K glitch to get the entire first round of the 2025 draft

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

But have we ever stopped and considered the feelings of Cowboys fans when they constantly see this reposted all the time?

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Black Sunshine posted:

But have we ever stopped and considered the feelings of Cowboys fans when they constantly see this reposted all the time?

Hmm true also gently caress the Eagles

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Dear Lions pick another good player TIA

BillsPhoenix
Jun 29, 2023
But what if Russia aren't the bad guys? I'm just asking questions...

wandler20 posted:

Can't wait for the Bills to trade back 3 more times.

My vegas flight got delayed, I need them to trade back at least 10 spots now.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Trade into the 2nd round, Sean. I dare you.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

:hmmyes:

Black Sunshine posted:

But have we ever stopped and considered the feelings of Cowboys fans when they constantly see this reposted all the time?

They know what they signed up for :colbert:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Black Sunshine posted:

But have we ever stopped and considered the feelings of Cowboys fans when they constantly see this reposted all the time?

No

Papercut posted:

Hmm true also gently caress the Eagles

Fair

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
i am going to commit actionable forums crimes if blake corum is not drafted asap. thank you.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Draft fast wrs and big ols

dang ol big ols

A Sneaker Broker posted:

Let's see if Deebo or Aiyuk gets traded.

no :mad:

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Has there been a draft in recent memory with so many teams desperately scrambling for QBs through the first round?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

no, not even "in recent memory"
there's been like one(?) other NFL draft with six QBs but none of them went so fast before

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
The only ones that have the same kind of vibe were the Baker/Darnold/Allen/Rosen draft (but Lamar doesn't count since he slipped so far) and the Newton/Gabbert/Locker/Ponder draft. The second one definitely matches the desperation vibes, though there were a lot more taken last night.

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
I firmly believe that the Bills will pick a player tonight!

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Sunday Morning posted:

I firmly believe that the Bills will pick a player tonight!

at least one!

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
gently caress you Garfunkel and Ross for costing us a 3rd tonight

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Russini was just breaking down Atlanta's rationale for the Penix pick on the Athletic livestream, and at one point Robert Mays goes "OK, you said they were considering defense, they were considering trading down with the Rams — what changed to make them go with Penix?" and her answer was "They didn't think he'd still be there"

What an organization

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Ok I half hearted defended the ATL fo previously and now recognize my error.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Alright. Let's do this.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNzOJcCLrtM

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

why is roger still here. go away

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
obviously roger need more backbreakers

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Bring back Eminem

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Reminder that you can find the best draft analysis here: https://twitch.tv/daltos

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Night 2 of the draft is always peak non-pick announcing bullshit

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

get to the PICKS i have STUFF TO DO

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTmVpA-1aMQ

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
So they're gonna just spend five minutes gloating over Michigan winning the CFB huh

Hell, I'm for it.

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