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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
ok, maybe not, but it's infectin' r cows 'n dolphins and poo poo

Ominous Title: An imminent threat at doorstep
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1477893923000984

MSNBC: THE FEARANIN'
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/bird-flu-spreading-milk-cows-rcna148803

Your beloved Mr. Fuzzikins, who you love more than life itself, will die horribly
https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/30/7/24-0508_article

Dolphin killa
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/dead-florida-dolphin-was-infected-with-highly-pathogenic-bird-flu/

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
CATS??????

I'm never leaving the city

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Good

Burns
May 10, 2008

Excellent.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
The gently caress it is, I had COVID last week and it SUCKS.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

The gently caress it is, I had COVID last week and it SUCKS.

I take vitamin D and had boosters maybe you're just WEAK

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


did you hear the one about the bird?

it flu :v:

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i got covid last month and it was worse than the first time. but it wasn't because of a bird. a bird is nothing. i could destroy a bird easily. i'm not afraid

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I'm pretty sure I have this just cuz i tested for covid and it was neg - and I'd honestly rather be dead than keep feeling like this.

I took off yesterday to rest and was unable to get any sleep. I was not able to take off today.

Lost my insurance at the end of April not that any dipshit doctor could do anything for anyone ever anyways except send them bills.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

:nallears:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Bird Flu this one is for the ladieeessss

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The covid years kinda sucked, I say we meet this h5n1 bastard in one pitched battle on a field somewhere and get it over with

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
do you think if we all have to work from home again for a while it would stick this time, or would there still be dumbass RTO WhAt AbOuT tHe OfFiCe CuLtUrE??? after a couple years

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

h5n1 bird flu needs a better name if we're going to take it seriously. covid-19/covid flows amazingly well. rolls off the tongue. has a very powerful energy. bird flu sounds weak, pathetic. h5n1 is just nonsense. any ideas guys in here that can help us brainstorm?

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
corvid-19

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
won't somebody think of the birds

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Nooner posted:

do you think if we all have to work from home again for a while it would stick this time, or would there still be dumbass RTO WhAt AbOuT tHe OfFiCe CuLtUrE??? after a couple years

it's not like any significant corporation actually divested from real estate, so it's almost guaranteed to be the latter

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


helll yaeyh

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Nooner posted:

do you think if we all have to work from home again for a while it would stick this time, or would there still be dumbass RTO WhAt AbOuT tHe OfFiCe CuLtUrE??? after a couple years

what else would Forbes write about every two days

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004


I sent out an school-wide email during the early days in 2020 and made this misspelling. The English professors made fun of me for like a year

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

did you hear the one about the bird?

it flu :v:

I heard about it...

from a tweet :v:

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

R.L. Stine posted:

i got covid last month and it was worse than the first time. but it wasn't because of a bird. a bird is nothing. i could destroy a bird easily. i'm not afraid


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZUG4RyIU_g


You sure about that?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I hope it infects my balls

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

won't somebody think of the birds

Stop pooping on my car!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Bird Flu!?!?

The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
Not Mr Fuzzykins!!!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



A disease that kills cats is not funny.

H5N1 is killing cats.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


So I just need to drink enough milk to become patient zero? Time to test this hypothesis.

I. M. Gei posted:

A disease that kills cats is not funny.

H5N1 is killing cats.

It's actually cool and good. Cats are terrible.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



3 DONG HORSE posted:

It's actually cool and good. Cats are terrible.

:chloe:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
thank goodness humanity learned to band together against a common viral threat and are in a strong position to tackle this new challenge

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...


Agreed.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


animals are an affront to god and deserve whats coming to them

flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 21:12 on May 2, 2024

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

RTO more like return to overtime

*taps watch jokingly as u stand up at 5, eyes full of hate*

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



You're being mind controlled

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Mega64 posted:

Bird Flu!?!?

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica
My immune suppressed sister is dead now so I don't care this time bring it on bitches

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
tbh, I'm glad something is taking dolphins down a couple notches.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


3 DONG HORSE posted:

So I just need to drink enough milk to become patient zero? Time to test this hypothesis.

It's actually cool and good. Cats are terrible.

Cats don't like you because they have good taste.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Costco Meatballs posted:

My immune suppressed sister is dead now so I don't care this time bring it on bitches

my condolences

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CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023
is it from eating birds or loving birds. There are people who might be curious to know

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