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considiering Rachel to be Goku option, voted accordingly. to my boy Goku: I don't always X, but when i do it's XX (XXX)
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MMOs & Welfare posted:Brush your filthy fuckin candy coated teeth like 3 times a day This ^^^ Don't believe everything your teachers say, some adults are totally full of poo poo (it took me ages to work this out). They will lie to you accidentally as well as on purpose. This goes for religion as well, believe what you will but there's a buttload of religions out there and they can't all be right so statistically if you are religious it is likely that you have the wrong one. (A clue into how reliable your religion is can be if it has a rule about going to hell for simply being unaware of the religion, it's definitely total bullshit made up by dickhead monks a coupla thousand years ago.) Anyway the Earth could be one big rear end game of the Sims or Age of Empires run by some goon deity who has since left the unfolding chaos to ruin itself while he/she/shklee has gone to work/sleep/another dimension/their grave. Never let iTunes "sort" your music collection into folders. That loving piece of poo poo.
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Mar 13, 2014 14:25
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Become an investment banker.
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Mar 13, 2014 14:37
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Don't be gay. If you think you're gay you're probably not so just ignore it and choose to be straight.
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Mar 13, 2014 14:42
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Work hard cause you aint getting poo poo from me but a funeral bill & unpaid tax bill.
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Mar 13, 2014 14:49
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redshirt posted:Balls and/or eyes, son. This is in response to the question "what are those weird growths on your back" of course.
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Mar 13, 2014 14:51
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Stay off the loving computer until you're 18. Go outside, talk with girls, learn a sport or an instrument, LIVE!
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Mar 13, 2014 14:54
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DarkCrawler posted:Stay off the loving computer until you're 18. Go outside, talk with girls, learn a sport or an instrument, LIVE! Be funnier than this guy or everyone will hate you, like they do him.
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Mar 13, 2014 15:26
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Look at me son, I got to this age because I was constantly scared of everything and everyone and always lead a miserable shut-in social life, avoiding most "fun activities" normals have and the only reason we had you is because your prostitute mother decided to ditch you and the judge said I was stuck with you. Follow in my footsteps and you might be as successful as me
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Mar 13, 2014 17:10
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Momplestiltskin posted:Be funnier than this guy or everyone will hate you, like they do him. That wasn't a joke though.
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Mar 13, 2014 17:13
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Son by the time I was your age I had a galactic Empire on EVE Online and was getting paid in Bitcoins. Why are you wasting your time with "girls" and stupid poo poo?
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Mar 13, 2014 17:14
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1'd no goku.
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Mar 13, 2014 17:16
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STAY IN YOUR ROOM! *throws empty bottle of whiskey at wall*
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Mar 13, 2014 17:21
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"If the babysitter acts strangely, run to the bathroom and lock the door. There is a phone in the cupboard. Call."
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Mar 13, 2014 17:24
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Don't hurt helpless people or animals. If you don't plan for your own needs, no one else will either.
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Mar 13, 2014 20:31
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When you post a poll don't forget Goku. Edit: Not voting this is bullshit
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Mar 13, 2014 20:32
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Celebrities are not role models Buy the best quality clothing you can afford Its okay to be bored
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Mar 13, 2014 20:35
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"When you are old enough, you must kill me and claim my name as I did to my father. Only then will you be a man. If you are defeated, you will be forgotten." also never go to india
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Mar 13, 2014 20:41
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Every person upon this Earth has poo poo his pants at one point or another. Remember this, the next time someone tries to intimidate you.
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Mar 13, 2014 20:49
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gently caress nerds. Seriously. Worst people by far. Don't be like your old man and piss away your childhood playing video games with a bunch of idiots. Don't give a gently caress about what people say about you, to a degree. When you get into a fight, kick the enemy in the balls and just do whatever to win. I'm going to kill myself once I reach 40 because it's all downwards from there. Consider doing the same.
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Mar 13, 2014 20:57
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Do whatever you want with your life because there will always be people that think they know how to live your life better than you. Know that I will always love and accept you.
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Mar 13, 2014 21:31
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son. your old man is a rough and tumble bukowski type. he's had sex and knows that it hurts to get punched in the dick because he's no stranger to throwing down.
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Mar 13, 2014 21:50
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Don't put your dick in crazy Jack off and think about it If you play a sport, play to win You can be good at anything with enough practice and hard work Read more books. All the books. Stay away from 'young adult' poo poo though. Look at poo poo happening around you. be aware of where you are, who you are with, and the people around you. Don't major in the humanities Semi-related to above, If you can be successful in sales, many companies will suck your dick. 1-3 yrs of sales experience after college is very strong on a resume and will get you chosen over people with fancy business degrees. My parents didnt let me watch TV from mon to fri no matter if i had homework or not until i left for college. This is something im going to do with my kids. They told me to read a book, play a sport, or go outside. Consequently i didnt so poo poo but videogames all weekend around baseball games but hey, it worked out in the end.
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Mar 13, 2014 22:02
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You never go rear end to mouth!
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Mar 13, 2014 22:05
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You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!
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Mar 13, 2014 22:19
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son social skills are for the birds. do nothing but consume pop culture at a grotesque pace and make references that people will recognise and appreciate.
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Mar 13, 2014 22:22
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As you grow up, you may notice that you're not really happy with your body. Don't worry! It happens to everyone at some point or another. Take some time to make sure its not just a phase, and if you're still unhappy with how you look, here's what you do: 1. Find someone with a body you do like. 2. Invite them to play a game of "Hide the Soul" in that empty lot behind Wal-Mart after dark. 3. Have them lie down and put your hand on their forehead. 4. Repeat this until the magic happens: "Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endelieu pour de boisette damballa!" 5. Go and enjoy a life full of confidence!
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Mar 13, 2014 22:23
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smoke weed everyday
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Mar 13, 2014 22:23
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always take two hits
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Mar 14, 2014 02:30
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dont never gently caress with no anime
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Mar 14, 2014 03:13
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Nobody in this life gives a drat what you do and there is not a person on this earth that owes you a thing. You'll only get what you want by your own hands and even then it can fall from your grip. Learn that failure can be healthy and it can teach you more than a success. Be confident for you were born with all the tools you need, you've only to train yourself how best to use them.
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Mar 14, 2014 03:29
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if you flick it more than three times you're playing with it
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Mar 14, 2014 03:46
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Whatever you do, don't take your grandparents' advice.
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Mar 14, 2014 04:39
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Never pay for the pussy
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Mar 15, 2014 07:54
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Cocaine. I don't know if you should do it. But you should always have it.
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Mar 15, 2014 08:06
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All men are pigs and you can't trust a single one of them. Even the nice ones. Always have your rape whistle at the ready.
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Stop breeding you stupid little brats.
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