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dongsweep

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I'll let you guys in on a secret, pinch the tip to make the hole smaller so it matches your flaccid tip hole size. You fake your penis pee into thinking it is normal.

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blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
pee in a cup and then pour the cup in the toilet :rolleyes:

Pinche Rudo

One of my personal faves is the no look under the leg piss it's like a sick basketball pass

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
my old roommate always liked to let 'er rip off the balcony onto the neighbor's AC unit

I'm more of a fan of kneeling on the kitchen floor and aiming upward into the kitchen sink. I call it the mortar strike.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

blinking beacon nose posted:

pee in a cup and then pour the cup in the toilet :rolleyes:




mailorder bees! posted:

my old roommate always liked to let 'er rip off the balcony onto the neighbor's AC unit

I'm more of a fan of kneeling on the kitchen floor and aiming upward into the kitchen sink. I call it the mortar strike.

reminder: anything can be a toilet - be it a sink or AC unit or someone's car sunroof, the only limit is your imagination and also the distance that you can piss




Here's one for you more advanced pissers w/ hardons out there:

treasure bear

goldmine

(piss is gold)

Corn Glizzy



google THIS


this is why they had to institute random drug testing in professional pissing w/ hardon leagues, a few bad apples etc.

of course the drug testing itself is a sight to behold

alnilam

Jett posted:

this is why they had to institute random drug testing in professional pissing w/ hardon leagues, a few bad apples etc.

of course the drug testing itself is a sight to behold

talk about small targets, the drug test itself should really be the champoins round

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

im still not sold on hte crazy techniques that involve poopin

treasure bear

mailorder bees! posted:

im still not sold on hte crazy techniques that involve poopin

poop is gross and not allowed in my pissing dojo

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
i mean it looks like the little dude has a decent spiderman goin on but he ruins it by poopin everywhere

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Cumt posted:

poop is gross and not allowed in my pissing dojo

poop is gross as gently caress + an instant disqualification (possible ban!) from the big pissing w/ hardon leagues


Reminder: "don't do the doo!!"

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