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figured this topic of intense discussion needed it's own thread here is where you share your hot tips + tricks for pissing w/ a hardon, these are some of my personal tips + tricks to get the ball rolling: -the handstand (my personal fav.)- not recommended for use in public restrooms due to gross floors -the longshot - you stand well back and go for a high ark similar to a mortar strike but w/ piss (very impressive if you are accurate, try it in a public toilet to impress ppl (NOTE: practice at home first)) -the trickshot - generally a longshot but with a twist! (extremely impressive) e.g. pissing from one stall into another (check other stall is empty first) -the tuck - you sit and tuck it under the toilet seat, possibly leaning forward to minimize risk of 'gapping' (where you piss through the gap between the bowl and seat (v messy)) -the lean - you lean over and support yourself with one hand on the top of the toilet or the wall (popular choice) -the PissWarrior - lay on your back w/ your head next to the bowl and aim to piss over your head or just all over yourself GoodbyeTurtles posted:here is an illustrated guide to the 'Longshot' for those looking to get into the pissing w/ hardon scene GoodbyeTurtles posted:a little something for those who have difficulty w/ aiming GoodbyeTurtles posted:something more like this? GoodbyeTurtles fucked around with this message at 20:56 on May 31, 2014 |
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:-the lean - you lean over and support yourself with one hand on the top of the toilet or the wall (popular choice) this is really the correct option. angle of lean of course being adjusted for how hard you are |
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May 1, 2014 22:04
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just go hog wild and let it spray where it may |
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May 1, 2014 22:05
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:-the lean - you lean over and support yourself with one hand on the top of the toilet or the wall (popular choice) This is also my piss position of choice |
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May 1, 2014 22:07
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mailorder bees! posted:just go hog wild and let it spray where it may this is the only correct way |
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May 1, 2014 22:08
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:-the tuck - you sit and tuck it under the toilet seat, possibly leaning forward to minimize risk of 'gapping' (where you piss through the gap between the bowl and seat (v messy)) also gapping is a serious problem. do not attempt the tuck on a live piss until you've had a few dry practice runs |
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May 1, 2014 22:09
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mailorder bees! posted:also gapping is a serious problem. do not attempt the tuck on a live piss until you've had a few dry practice runs lol if you're a noob without a gap shield |
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May 1, 2014 22:09
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im just lookin out for prospective pee-ers that may not feel like shelling out for such luxuries. |
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May 1, 2014 22:10
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i once did that and the head of my penis touched the inner wall of the bowl and that was nasty keep ur penises safe people! |
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May 1, 2014 22:10
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maybe they want to try the tuck without the investment. that said, what model of shield do you recommend? |
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May 1, 2014 22:11
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mailorder bees! posted:also gapping is a serious problem. do not attempt the tuck on a live piss until you've had a few dry practice runs this is a very important point! theres no shame in going for a dry practice run |
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May 1, 2014 22:11
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mailorder bees! posted:maybe they want to try the tuck without the investment. I built my own out of old milk jugs and silly putty |
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May 1, 2014 22:12
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i bet you could make great big $ if you invetned a gap-free toilet, could be a good kickstarter?? |
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May 1, 2014 22:13
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it's a decent idea, but for those on a higher level, i believe there's a few techniques that actually involve the gap |
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May 1, 2014 22:13
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mailorder bees! posted:it's a decent idea, but for those on a higher level, i believe there's a few techniques that actually involve the gap this is why i'm strictly gapSheild free 
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May 1, 2014 22:15
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The Shower - Take a shower. Pee wherever. |
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May 1, 2014 22:15
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Machai posted:The Shower - Take a shower. Pee wherever. this is an absloute must for beginners but is not great for those looking for the thrill of more advanced techniques |
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May 1, 2014 22:17
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i've heard about some crazy, avant-garde techniques involving trash cans and floor drains. i was thinking of giving those a try |
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May 1, 2014 22:19
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-the squat: facing the tank, squat over the bowl and lean towards the tank, while pressing down on your rock hard cock. Adjust lean and depth of squat to accommodate the angle of your turgid member. Also known as the low lean or "laying tank". |
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May 1, 2014 22:20
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"cut it off" -windmillslayer |
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May 1, 2014 22:20
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Machai posted:The Shower - Take a shower. Pee wherever. also there is in fact an advanced tech with the same name in which you stand up and piss all over yourself (upwards) which can work really will in conjuction with tucking your boner under a belt |
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May 1, 2014 22:20
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im looking to break past the amateur techniques but dont know where to start. can someone recommend some good books on the subject |
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May 1, 2014 22:21
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shin42k posted:im looking to break past the amateur techniques but dont know where to start. can someone recommend some good books on the subject well idk about books out there, but if you have any local public toilets my best guess is you'll have a local pissing w/ boner club of some sort who may be able to help you out if you're not confident to try more difficult techniques at home 
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May 1, 2014 22:24
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I'm really into the 2 man techniques myself. you can really push yourself when you have that competition right there. |
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May 1, 2014 22:26
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Awesome! posted:I'm really into the 2 man techniques myself. you can really push yourself when you have that competition right there. competitive pissing w/ boners is a good way to advance your pissing w/ boner skill as well as confidence. it takes some real skill to get into full 2 man techniques though i'm quite impressed
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May 1, 2014 22:29
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whats the one called where you reenact a lightsaber battle? i like that one |
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May 1, 2014 22:30
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"cut it off" -windmillslayer came here to post this |
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May 1, 2014 22:33
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mailorder bees! posted:whats the one called where you reenact a lightsaber battle? i like that one i like to call it the bone wars. |
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May 1, 2014 22:33
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the dick trickle - put on a nascar helmet and pinch the tip so it only dribbles out. Also, yell "VRRRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM" and run in circles |
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May 1, 2014 22:35
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Just fukken aim it downwards and piss in the sink. Jesus don't make this complicated. |
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May 1, 2014 22:36
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WindmillSlayer posted:Just fukken aim it downwards and piss in the sink. Jesus don't make this complicated. bush league. it's ok though you won't have to worry about it for that much longer |
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May 1, 2014 22:41
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WindmillSlayer posted:Just fukken aim it downwards and piss in the sink. Jesus don't make this complicated. Well excuse us for enjoying a hobby |
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May 1, 2014 22:43
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mailorder bees! posted:Well excuse us for enjoying a hobby Sorry that was mean the wall lean is also good |
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May 1, 2014 22:48
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note the arc of the pee, flawless technique |
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May 1, 2014 22:49
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^^^^ that's some good 'ish |
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May 1, 2014 22:49
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i just use the window e: or shower if its cold out |
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May 1, 2014 22:52
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gggiiimmmppp posted:i just use the window i hope you're way up in an apartment |
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You can jerk it so it goes back to a flaccid state, but this is risky because - as most of you probably know - pissing after masturbation is literally the worst thing you can do to yourself unless you don't mind cleaning up piss, or sit down while urinating, or use a nospread hack for your weewee shotgun. |
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Limed00d posted:You can jerk it so it goes back to a flaccid state, but this is risky because - as most of you probably know - pissing after masturbation is literally the worst thing you can do to yourself unless you don't mind cleaning up piss, or sit down while urinating, or use a nospread hack for your weewee shotgun. The pee comes out in two different directions! Whats up with that? |
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