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This game is so disappointing. I expected more physics-breaking and sweet vehicle mods from a premise as stupid as this.
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Jul 20, 2014 19:52
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It's hard not to just repeat how incredibly amazing this poo poo is after every update. Just like, what the heck. Gay Construction Vehicle Dueling Drama is never something I thought to experience before and don't think will ever happen again. It's like, literally unique.
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Jul 20, 2014 19:58
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The most touching romance scene I've ever witnessed. 
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Jul 20, 2014 20:16
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...Are we sure this game isn't a cutting satire of some Japan-only anime type or something?
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Jul 20, 2014 20:36
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Wait... I get the animals but...
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Jul 20, 2014 21:28
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Well, that was something alright. Not sure what the meaning of the two fighter jets or the two rockets is though. If nothing else, this game has more diversity and tolerance than most mainstream AAA games have. Which is a pretty sad fact all things considered.
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Jul 20, 2014 21:37
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Ztarlit_Sky posted:Not sure what the meaning of the two fighter jets or the two rockets is though. Penis. The meaning is penis.
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Jul 20, 2014 21:45
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lol dolphins I have to ask: is cutting away to dolphins a Thing in Japan? Because to be honest, I wasn't expecting such a thing to appear again in my lifetime. I know that this update is  as gently caress, but my mind has refused to let go of this question. I mean it's just...what is this I don't even
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Jul 20, 2014 22:19
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Aw, how sweet.
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Dr. Snark posted:lol dolphins Bottlenose Dolphins are one of several animals to engage in homosexual thangs also. Ztarlit_Sky posted:Well, that was something alright. 
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Jul 21, 2014 00:25
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anilEhilated posted:...Are we sure this game isn't a cutting satire of some Japan-only anime type or something? Maybe it's part of the same classification as Cho Aniki?
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Jul 21, 2014 01:21
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Jesus Christ, this is the greatest worst idea for a game ever. How did I miss this for so long.
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Jul 21, 2014 02:33
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I wouldn't believe any of this if I weren't seeing it.
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Jul 21, 2014 02:42
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Volcano Style told me to.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:20
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Truly, every game Midas Interactive touches turns to gold.
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Jul 21, 2014 06:00
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alcharagia posted:Volcano Style told me to. Wow, are you still alive?  This update is loving amazing, by the way.
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Jul 21, 2014 06:14
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There are no words. I'd post an audacity log of my response, but silence just doesn't seem worth it.
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Jul 21, 2014 15:42
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So Beth and Jake went off to fight each other, while our protagonist didn't care and walked away to get lunch.
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Jul 22, 2014 21:18
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Holy poo poo this has been a busy month. There'll be an update tomorrow and there's actual plot this time. Sorry guys. I am of course sorry about the plot.
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If The Dark Id has taught me anything, it's that LP quality is directly proportional to the time between updates. It's business as usual at Kongo Construction, no doubt having taken just as long to get their poo poo together as I have mine.   - ...By the way, Matsubayama, have you seen Kyoko? - No. Sometimes she just...disappears. - I think I can guess why. - You've noticed it too? - Of course! I'm not the boss for nothing, you know! I've got my eye on all the details, at all times. - ...Yeah. I'll go look for her.A smart move by Matsubayama, who barely makes it three steps before...intruige!  Yuuki - We're not finished here yet! Look, okay!?  - I'm saying I don't want to! Let me go, Yuuki! - That's a Shurabe Corp uniform...Meanwhile, the gang gathers up again to find out the results of their next job.   - Yes. So, it has to be decided by another method... Most likely, Construction Vehicle Battle.I was going to make a joke about how they should resolve it in some way far more fun like legal proceedings, but I screenshotted this update nearly two months ago and I still wish I'd spent that time playing Phoenix Wright. Also, congrats Adachi, you're in the shot this time.  - I have to say, information might be leaking to Shurabe. - What!? Be careful what you say!! You think there's a Shurabe spy among us, do you?! - How can you doubt any of us? After all we've been through! And a line, too. Someone's moving up in the world.  - For a start, if they know our bid, why just match it?  See, my dad actually is a construction manager, so I know that when they're talking about bids being lower, they're talking about offering to do the job for less money for the sake of giving the client a better deal. Part of me is really, really unsure that the dev team knew this. - ...I guess you have a point. - Stop the pointless pondering and let's get ready to fight! ...Hahaha, I'm gonna love giving those Shurabe another beating. - Didn't you want to avoid damaging our machines?On the way out...  - You...you know...?Before this riveting plot hook has a chance to progress, we find ourselves at another identical construction site with Mr. M. An.  - This guy is taking things a little far... - Well then, Shurabe! Who have you got for us today? Hahahahaha! The music that starts up here is genuinely loving creepy and has me wondering if the cast actually has their own themesongs. - ...You just giving this one away, are you?Shiro - Talk big while you can, Hayato. Though I say so myself, a weak looking opponent can often turn out to be the strongest!  Of course this dickbag is here as well. Narita - If he gets upset then he goes berserk! You'll see yourself soon enough! - ...Can I just go home? A lovely, boring fight follows. No new vehicles introduced on either side and we're already recycling vehicles from Hayato.   - Hey! The bids being the same was just a lie!?Narita - What!? Then we should have got this job! I still don't believe they get it.  - Since that first battle...I've been hooked! I love to see them fighting!  What follows is the sound of pummelling. Narita - Why you--!! And then more pummelling. - Ugh--!!drat, Narita, you might have just earned yourself a character icon after all. - Oh, man. So it was all just that idiot's work. Which means, Matsubayama, that there is no spy after all! - ...How many 'but thens' am I going to end up throwing into this? - Hayato! Come quickly! It's Kyoko! - What? Has she fainted from seeing me in action? - Just come quickly!Quickly they go, as we immediately cut to the next screen to meet...the big bad!  - Kyoko! - And you're Ume Shurabe!Ume Shurabe, ruthless leader of the Shurabe Corporation finally shows his face - and he's got a hold of Kyoko too! How will our lightning quick witted hero get--  Click the image above for a cutscene! - Let Kyoko go!of course It goes as well as expected and Hayato gets decked.  - Gaaah! Shurabe - Kongo whelp. If you want to continue breathing, do not take Ume Shurabe as your enemy.  Kyoko is bundled into the back of Shurabe's car, and away they speed!  - Hey, Danoura! Get the car! Get after them!And the chapter ends on an actual cliffhanger, with so many questions unanswered! Like 'why the gently caress was this game made'. Fun fact, the people who made this are still in business. If any of you have played Dragon Ball Battle of Z, you have these guys to thank for yet another game where every character plays identically in an impossible to control environment. Whatever. See you all in December! Volcano Style fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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Sep 16, 2014 00:56
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This game is all sorts of wonderful batshit crazy and you're doing an awesome job with it Volcano Style. This LP really needs more love.
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Sep 16, 2014 01:18
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Is Shurabe supposed to be Sean Connery?
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Sep 16, 2014 02:30
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Just found this LP.... What in the actual gently caress!? I just don't... understand.... anything
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Sep 16, 2014 02:54
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PotatoManJack posted:Just found this LP....
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Sep 16, 2014 03:05
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I will say I like the idea of someone just wanting to watch construction vehicle battle, so he pretends all the bids are a tie.
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Sep 16, 2014 15:05
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Goddamnit I'm really bad at this. I'll have a two-part update posted tomorrow - or however many parts gets us up to the part where the plot gets batshit. Yeah. We're not there yet.
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Oct 22, 2014 22:33
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Holy poo poo. This isn't just the result of watching too much anime with a wicked hangover? Well, I'm sure it is, but... I thought i imagined this game, is what I'm getting at.
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Oct 22, 2014 23:18
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Volcano Style posted:Goddamnit I'm really bad at this. I'll have a two-part update posted tomorrow - or however many parts gets us up to the part where the plot gets batshit. Nope. Don't buy it.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:21
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Need more of this beautiful nightmare. Please. Don't leave us hanging!
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Oct 25, 2014 05:48
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So in case you're wondering what's taking me so long to update, it would mostly be because I made an attempt to capture and transcript the entire game in one sitting so I'd never have to force myself to capture anything again. It backfired. My computer froze and I basically lost the entire transcript after the game had saved with me having beaten it. There's no chapter select. So the idea of forcing myself to play through all of this again is so unbelievably maddening I'm really struggling to force myself to do it. I will find a way to complete this LP by Christmas.
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Nov 16, 2014 15:28
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Wow. How long is this game?
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Wow. How long is this game?
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