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Tane

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:24

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:19

The X-man cometh

Must have gone well if he still hasn't posted.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 19:22

poverty goat

cotton

# ? Jun 7, 2014 20:14

Machai

When you start to sex her you should put on "Welcome to the Jungle"

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^sigs4lyfe

# ? Jun 7, 2014 20:17

Disco_Bandit

gggiiimmmppp posted:

cotton

# ? Jun 7, 2014 20:18

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

RaIp posted:

When you start to sex her you should put on "Welcome to the Jungle"

nah, play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebh6x6Bze_0

# ? Jun 7, 2014 20:41

Tom Sellout: $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Colonel Wood posted:

What topics should I cover in conversation?

y'know those lcd picture frames? the ones where you can put videos on them, like a gif in a picture frame. yeah, give her this

# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:57

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

Mods sticky pls

# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:57

Noctis Horrendae

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Mods sticky pls

Same

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:36

mechacop: Add me on SNES Live

beer pal posted:

seen any good movies lately? oh, godzilla, i heard that was good. i just watched 12 years a slave the other day, boy slavery was so wrong huh?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:56

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

The Kraken posted:

y'know those lcd picture frames? the ones where you can put videos on them, like a gif in a picture frame. yeah, give her this

tell me mroe about these frames pls tia

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:01

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

The Kraken posted:

y'know those lcd picture frames? the ones where you can put videos on them, like a gif in a picture frame. yeah, give her this

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:02

Reset Button

beer pal posted:

seen any good movies lately? oh, godzilla, i heard that was good. i just watched 12 years a slave the other day, boy slavery was so wrong huh?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:11

Tom Sellout: $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Arnold of Soissons posted:

tell me mroe about these frames pls tia

Here's a pretty cheap one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008MW6Y12?cache=a43ba27d5529ec7f028f2bb28e391040&qid=1402191092&sr=1-4#ref=sr_sp-btf_title_1_4

It's like a picture, but it plays videos.Forever.

imagine sprinkling your home with cat gifs and bong hits. Lotta potential to use your imagination

Tom Sellout fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jun 8, 2014

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:34

probably drunk: by Lowtax

If she goes home with you and puts out get ready for some fat juicy black pussy to suck on. Biggest juiciest pussies I've ever cleaned up came from a few black women I've had the pleasure of.... knowing

gl op you'll be the happiest man on the block if she sits on your face

probably drunk fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jun 8, 2014

# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:51

El Spider

the grape flavoured pussy

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:09

dogcrash truther

You ever notice how only white guys are really into anal sex, it's probably because white women are so terrible in bed. like, dude's all: "this is really bad maybe I got the wrong hole"

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:15

deep dish peat moss

give me some of that purple stuff, girl

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:15

dogcrash truther

"I like butt sex. Actually, I guess I don't...but it's about as good as I can get" - white guy

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:17

Reset Button

this thread took a weird turn

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:38

Aesop Poprock

Reset Button posted:

this thread took a weird turn

the thread about dating a negro is ruined

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:45

WindmillSlayer

Aesop Poprock posted:

the thread about dating a negro is ruined

# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:54

Reset Button

Aesop Poprock posted:

the thread about dating a negro is ruined

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:41

probably drunk: by Lowtax

dogcrash truther posted:

"I like butt sex. Actually, I guess I don't...but it's about as good as I can get" - white guy

"I like butt sex because my dick is small" - white guy

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:44

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

Yeah mods unsticky thread thanks

# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:50

Pinche Rudo

The date is Tuesday, so plz prep me with convo topics until then

# ? Jun 8, 2014 06:01

Reset Button

say ur fave rapper is "wu tang"

# ? Jun 8, 2014 06:04

WindmillSlayer

ask her what the circumference of her nipples is

# ? Jun 8, 2014 06:05

thewizardofshoe

Be sure to quote lots of Chapelle's Show skits.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 06:31

The X-man cometh

Focus your workouts on your arms. Black women love Michelle Obama, if you have well-defined arms, she'll love you, too.

# ? Jun 8, 2014 06:31

pig slut lisa: irl is good

does she have a really long fake middle name on facebook? like "T�Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington"

# ? Jun 8, 2014 07:01

Don We Now: For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.

pour her a glass of sizzurp into your finest crystal wine glass. she'll be attracted to your affluence as a white man as well as impressed by your knowledge of "tha streetz"

# ? Jun 8, 2014 07:14

i am he

hmm ya thats cool, speaking of nothing in particular, what word do you think is worse? friend of the family or cracker?

# ? Jun 8, 2014 07:16

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

Why Tuesday everybody knows that Saturday is date night

# ? Jun 8, 2014 07:34

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-2wNn8rmU

# ? Jun 8, 2014 07:35

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-2wNn8rmU

I always wondered if the other patrons at central perk were thinking to themselves "Christ, what a bunch of assholes, please shut the gently caress up"

# ? Jun 8, 2014 09:35