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A perfect being doesnt wipe because a perfect being dont poo poo
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i use moss like my cave ancestors it helps me be in touch with nature
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Jun 10, 2014 05:47
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nomadologique posted:also get a dog dogs are great when you don't wanna wipe (man's best friend) This is the worst post I've ever read on SA.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:47
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i have my poop surgically removed twice daily
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Jun 10, 2014 05:47
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Sex Bumbo posted:This is the worst post I've ever read on SA. check out my post history
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Jun 10, 2014 05:48
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I find that normal two ply diesn't always do the job. 80 grit and a black and decker get the job done, with aminimal amount of blood and screaming.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:49
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i like to shove a vacuum hose up my rear end and suck the poo poo out that way. no mess and my crack hair stays pristine for when a girl is tonguing around the area. be kind to your lady friends
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Jun 10, 2014 05:51
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Sex Bumbo posted:This is the worst post I've ever read on SA. consolation prize!
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Jun 10, 2014 05:59
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You know how like, sometimes when you poop and then wipe and you look at the toilet paper and there's nothing there? All of my poops are like that. I am the Übermensch.
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Jun 10, 2014 06:06
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SaltLick posted:i like to shove a vacuum hose up my rear end and suck the poo poo out that way. no mess and my crack hair stays pristine for when a girl is tonguing around the area. be kind to your lady friends Dyson Colonic
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Jun 10, 2014 06:06
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whoflungpoop posted:lol if you don't carry a travel pack of unscented baby wipes in your purse/manbag to keep a spitpolish on your brown button lmbo at this guy whose partner doesnt even love him enough to eat out him butt unless its clean what's it like have a broken relationship with someone who barely cares about you
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Jun 10, 2014 06:49
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fat people cant wipe their own asses
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Jun 10, 2014 06:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-iAZtoSvlU
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Jun 10, 2014 06:53
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Intelligent design.
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Jun 10, 2014 07:39
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You don't have to wipe your rear end. You could be a smelly rear end in a top hat.
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Jun 10, 2014 07:41
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how could we evolve to not have to wipe though? have a smaller butt protrude from our current butt? like a xenomorph's mouth?
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sweetmercifulcrap posted:how could we evolve to not have to wipe though? have a smaller butt protrude from our current butt? like a xenomorph's mouth? Sir Mix-A-Lot would be very disappointed.
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Jun 10, 2014 16:15
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"pinching power"
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Jun 10, 2014 16:17
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having to wipe is a combination of being fat, poor diet, and sitting on a toilet is the wrong position for making GBS threads
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Jun 10, 2014 16:20
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"Sir we've detected a Klingon battlegroup in cloaked orbit around Uranus!"
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Jun 10, 2014 16:24
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Amarcarts posted:"Sir we've detected a Klingon battlegroup in cloaked orbit around Uranus!" Maybe phasers are the answer?
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Jun 10, 2014 16:25
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Modern humans poo poo a big mess thanks to agriculture. Serious: Same reason dogs and cats wipe their asses, so pest don't get all up in that poo poo.
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Jun 10, 2014 16:30
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If you haven't installed a pull-up bar over your toilet and pooped while doing pullups then you really haven't pooped imho
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Jun 10, 2014 16:32
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bollig posted:If you haven't installed a pull-up bar over your toilet and pooped while doing pullups then you really haven't pooped imho "Do you even lift, bro?" "Yes. While making GBS threads."
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Jun 10, 2014 16:41
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lmbo at this guy whose partner doesnt even love him enough to eat out him butt unless its clean listen brah i have dudes chowin on my rear end like the vaccine is in there
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Jun 11, 2014 04:03
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Lt. Dans Legs posted:i have narrowed my food intake down to the absolute minimum my body needs for sustenance, and no longer poop. that is actually pretty loving awesome. should totes write a lifestyle blog about it.
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