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Seems like a pretty big downgrade to me.
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you aren't supposed to wipe. it's a social construct. the smell of poo poo turns women on and helps with reproduction. rub poo poo all your body and hot women will rape you in the streets source: axe deorderant Xaris fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 10, 2014 |
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Jun 10, 2014 04:09
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my rear end in a top hat is encased in weeks of my own filth God 1, atheists 0 
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Jun 10, 2014 04:11
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i have narrowed my food intake down to the absolute minimum my body needs for sustenance, and no longer poop.
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Jun 10, 2014 04:13
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Does the bible even mention rear end wiping?
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Jun 10, 2014 04:13
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You don't have to do anything you don't want to do OP. Wear those dingleberries like a badge of your independence.
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Jun 10, 2014 04:14
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*unzips pants and megadong falls out as low as the knees Do you believe in evolution now?!
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Jun 10, 2014 04:14
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Basically, if the human body is perfect then evolution. But if the human body is hosed up and retarded, then God.
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Jun 10, 2014 04:15
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While waiting for medical prosthesis technology to advance to the point where my rectum can be replaced with a cybernetic model that has a built in bidet and MP3 player I've switched to a diet of only shredded wheat, aged cheese, and broccoli. As a side bonus I've also been selling the resulting turds as armor piercing artillery rounds to a surplus survivalist store down the street.
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Jun 10, 2014 04:17
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Harminoff posted:Seems like a pretty big downgrade to me. The simple pleasures, my man.
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Jun 10, 2014 04:18
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lean forward towards your knees as you squeeze your turd out, minimal rear end wiping, thank me later
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Jun 10, 2014 04:20
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I don't think ghost poops are really ghosts, if you want to be technical about it
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Jun 10, 2014 04:22
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Mustang posted:lean forward towards your knees as you squeeze your turd out, minimal rear end wiping, thank me later Full Goatse, nothing, not even net.
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Jun 10, 2014 04:23
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angerbot posted:I don't think ghost poops are really ghosts, if you want to be technical about it
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Jun 10, 2014 04:23
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I actually wipe so little that there was a serious dingleberry blockage situation that caused all my poo poo to back flow up my esophagus and out of my mouth and now I can't stop spewing poo poo everywhere -OP, 2014
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Jun 10, 2014 04:26
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i'll push it back in for you op with my penis
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Jun 10, 2014 04:28
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This is only a problem for people who are not flexible enough to lick their own buttholes 
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Jun 10, 2014 04:30
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We have to wipe out butts for the same reason we have to eat hot pockets, cheetos and drink mtndw
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Jun 10, 2014 04:31
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ia op we should have evolved something like a windshield wiper but for our poo poo poo poo wiper
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Jun 10, 2014 04:33
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poo poo loud, be proud.
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Jun 10, 2014 04:41
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Mustang posted:lean forward towards your knees as you squeeze your turd out, minimal rear end wiping, thank me later Good luck with that turd streak on the back of the toilet seat. Please lift the lid and make sure you wipe that off to. tia
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Jun 10, 2014 04:50
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You don't have to wipe your rear end. Just like other people don't have to stand near you once they get hit by the stench of your poop-encrusted butthole. It's free will, man.
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Oral Slither posted:You don't have to wipe your rear end. Just like other people don't have to stand near you once they get hit by the stench of your poop-encrusted butthole. It's free will, man. I find your filthophobia problematic, society should embrace the natural stench of an unwiped shitpipe
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Jun 10, 2014 04:59
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Maoist Pussy posted:Basically, if the human body is perfect then evolution. But if the human body is hosed up and retarded, then God. It's the opposite.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:04
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thats the aw gently caress it
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Jun 10, 2014 05:05
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do you wrap the paper around your hand or ball it up op
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Jun 10, 2014 05:07
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can god take such an awful poo poo that he can never stop wiping
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Robo Reagan posted:can god take such an awful poo poo that he can never stop wiping hell is an eternity of wiping and never finishing
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Jun 10, 2014 05:10
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maybe to you
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Jun 10, 2014 05:11
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why would god forsake a good soul with such a disastrous punishment as to never have a clean rear end
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Jun 10, 2014 05:13
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in reality an rear end is never clean, nor is anything else
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Jun 10, 2014 05:14
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what, is having a clean rear end the equivalent of trying to travel at the speed of light? 99.9% clean is clean.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:17
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pour hand sanitizer in to your anus
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Jun 10, 2014 05:19
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i usually dont even have to whipe but do just incase. yall niggers need more fiber.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:20
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I cram an entire roll of paper up my rear end and wait for it to pass. It's the only way to be sure.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:31
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Obviously evolution isn't real and god is just really bad at designing bodies you loving stupid moron
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Jun 10, 2014 05:33
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Cut out the middleman and evolve away from making GBS threads. There's an easy trick that the toilet paper mega companies don't want you to know.
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Jun 10, 2014 05:36
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redshirt posted:Cut out the middleman and evolve away from making GBS threads. The toilet paper cartel is on to us. 
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Jun 10, 2014 05:37
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lol if you don't carry a travel pack of unscented baby wipes in your purse/manbag to keep a spitpolish on your brown button what's it like having your rear end in a top hat lovingly eaten out by no one
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if you squat instead of sitting on that technoabsurd shitmachine called a toilet you reduce the chance of hernias hemorrhoids and shitstains also get a dog dogs are great when you don't wanna wipe (man's best friend)
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