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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

The X-man cometh posted:

Bears are easier to find and just as effective. Hth.

bears are somewhat difficult to get to attack you because they tend to run away so leave out fish carcasses in your campsite to invite the bear closer!

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Captain No-mates

bears wouldnt be the same

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
some friends and family convinced me not to do it, how do i solve that problem

ZebTM



Bureaus Watts posted:

it's funny that jett fingered a baby and is still more popular as ik than arnie is outside of byob.

jett is also probably more popular as ik in byob at this point although he shouldnt have been giving out big probations over people hurting each others feelings

Captain No-mates

blinking beacon nose posted:

some friends and family convinced me not to do it, how do i solve that problem

if you kill them they cant make you feel bad

shin42k


blinking beacon nose posted:

some friends and family convinced me not to do it, how do i solve that problem

It sounds like you need to educate your family on the subject. Try getting them involved in local events and the like. How about giving them books on the topic, Romeo and Juliet is a good introductory read. There are also some pamphlets on the subject if you look around a bit.

City of Glompton

instead of killing yourself, why not have a nice cup of hot coffee?

deep dish peat moss

Jett posted:

this waiting period is good. suicide is a long-term decision and shouldn't be rushed into

consider a trial period if you're unsure. try lying in a coffin for long periods of time, a favorite post-suicide activity. ask your family and friends to get choked up and leave the room to compose themselves whenever your name is mentioned. also see if they will be willing to sit and stare into space for long periods of time, wondering what they did wrong. skip out on important events in the lives of the people you care about.

there are many other ways to simulate what life will be like after you kill yourself. get creative!

lol

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The X-man cometh

Siluvayne posted:

instead of killing yourself, why not have a nice cup of hot coffee?

Caffeine is a drug. I would rather die than do drugs.

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