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Maoist Pussy posted:How do I become good at doing sex stuff with my butt? I don't want to be bad at it. Do a lot of squats, you want to get strong thigh muscles because it's really embarrassing if you talk a big game about being good at doing sex with your butt but once you start stroking a dude off with your rear end your legs get tired after 3 minutes.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Do a lot of squats, you want to get strong thigh muscles because it's really embarrassing if you talk a big game about being good at doing sex with your butt but once you start stroking a dude off with your rear end your legs get tired after 3 minutes. never talk a big game about your butt ability. Butt stuff falls definitely into don't talk about it, be about it status. just be using your butt indiscriminately, use other people's butts to to learn various techniques
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Jun 19, 2014 18:24
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imo just hire a hype man to do the talking for you
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Jun 19, 2014 18:26
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What about the woman who can reach into her own butt and give me a handjob while I'm in her vagina? That is the talent I demand of my females.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Do a lot of squats, you want to get strong thigh muscles because it's really embarrassing if you talk a big game about being good at doing sex with your butt but once you start stroking a dude off with your rear end your legs get tired after 3 minutes. Gonna disagree here. Kegels are better for the anus.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:26
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Trixie Hardcore posted:imo just hire a hype man to do the talking for you hey yo butt, if the world is sleeping we got to wake everybody up hey yo, hey yo butt I don't wanna see no crying at my butt's funeral
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Jun 19, 2014 18:28
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Al Borland posted:Gonna disagree here. Kegels are better for the anus. I always do Kegels. Every minute of every day I am constantly doing them.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:30
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Al Borland posted:Gonna disagree here. Kegels are better for the anus. You should be doing both obviously. Do squats with kegel balls inside of you, two birds, one stone. e: I just accidentally seriousposted here
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Jun 19, 2014 18:30
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Trixie Hardcore posted:You should be doing both obviously. Do squats with kegel balls inside of you, two birds, one stone. Anal training weights work well too. Just hook them on your inner rectum and start pulling it in while fighting the gravity. Eventually you'll work your way up from 1 pound to 5 pound weights. Really tighten that sphincter it'll be like a loving dick sucking rectal vacuum by the time you're done. Kegel balls are a good idea though I think they sell them on long beadlike strings in various sizes. E: you weren't serious previously? I'm dead serious always in GBS.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:32
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Al Borland posted:Anal training weights work well too. Just hook them on your inner rectum and start pulling it in while fighting the gravity. Eventually you'll work your way up from 1 pound to 5 pound weights. Really tighten that sphincter it'll be like a loving dick sucking rectal vacuum by the time you're done. lol at this anal noob mistaking anal beads for kegel balls
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Jun 19, 2014 18:34
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Protip: if your kegel balls ain't making jangly sounds when you move you're doing it wrong.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:34
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Trixie Hardcore posted:lol at this anal noob mistaking anal beads for kegel balls Lol holy poo poo i just googled kegel balls they seriously do look like anal beads but for your vagina holy poo poo.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:35
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They used to be called ben wa balls & they are a legit good time
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Jun 19, 2014 18:37
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Trixie Hardcore posted:They used to be called ben wa balls & they are a legit good time How much bigger are they? I can't tell from the picture. I've seen some pretty big anal beads (size of pool balls)
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Jun 19, 2014 18:38
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how to train your anus my favorite disney
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Jun 19, 2014 18:42
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Skeleton King posted:how to train your anus I thought that was reamworks.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:42
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Maoist Pussy posted:How do I become good at doing sex stuff with my butt? I don't want to be bad at it. Well I'VE HEARD that you putt in a butt plug like the OP and then hit the elliptical machine for a few hours a day. Just don't make too much noise or they'll kick you out of the Planet Fitness, and if they find out about the but plug thay will cancel you're membership and sometimes even call the cops I'VE HEARD.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:48
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sleeve posted:Well I'VE HEARD that you putt in a butt plug like the OP and then hit the elliptical machine for a few hours a day. Just don't make too much noise or they'll kick you out of the Planet Fitness, and if they find out about the but plug thay will cancel you're membership and sometimes even call the cops I'VE HEARD. Also don't wear black pants or they'll see your semen stains.
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Jun 19, 2014 18:52
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Al Borland posted:How much bigger are they? I can't tell from the picture. I've seen some pretty big anal beads (size of pool balls) They come in multiple sizes but most modern ones are like an 1 to 1.5 inches. Anal beads are meant for stimulation whereas kegel balls are meant to be small & heavy so that you have the urge to grasp them with your kegel muscles. They have a weighted ball within a ball that rolls around inside the outer ball creating a vibrating sensation so when you grasp it with your kegel muscles you feel the soft vibration. The idea is you use them for a bit everyday like an exercise routine in order to strengthen those muscles & eventually have a snatch strong and tight enough to snap off a dick, or as they say in Germany, "Ich werde deinen Schwanz weg schnappen und speichern Sie den Arzt Rechnung!"
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Jun 19, 2014 18:53
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"I'll snap your dick off and save the doctor's bill!"
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Trixie Hardcore posted:The idea is you use them for a bit everyday like an exercise routine in order to strengthen those muscles & eventually have a snatch strong and tight enough to snap off a dick, or as they say in Germany, "Ich werde deinen Schwanz weg schnappen und speichern Sie den Arzt Rechnung!" 5'd
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