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Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

pig slut lisa posted:

thnx arn, you reopened this just in time for my morning doody

enjoy and dont forget to wash your hands~

# ? Jul 16, 2014 13:28

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Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

gggiiimmmppp posted:

a couple of nights ago I drank a ton of red wine and yesterday morning i was pooping a sickly dark blue

ya that info graphic says 3 days but Ive def seen ~12 hr turn around times before so idk

# ? Jul 16, 2014 13:28

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

also drink tons of white wine instead at least its cold and your poop wont change colors

# ? Jul 16, 2014 13:29

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

Im not even pooping, the only pooping Im doing is itt

# ? Jul 16, 2014 13:29

poverty goat

Arnold of Soissons posted:

also drink tons of white wine instead at least its cold and your poop wont change colors

red wine is better because you can drink it at room temp so it doesn't take up space in the fridge

# ? Jul 16, 2014 13:30

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

gggiiimmmppp posted:

red wine is better because you can drink it at room temp so it doesn't take up space in the fridge

all wine tastes like rear end, so cold wine is de facto beter than room temp bc you taste it less + I have a microscopic euro fridge w 2 bottles + beer + real food in it np so youre fridge should be fine

# ? Jul 16, 2014 13:32

ulvir

I love the taste of red wine, but the tannin gives me the most nightmarishly horrible hangover. its a curse

# ? Jul 16, 2014 13:41

Ben Smash: LARDROOM

As someone with crohn's disease, my poo is never normal. But i did take a man-sized poo poo right now and i think i'll name it dogcrash.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 14:56

alnilam

# ? Jul 16, 2014 16:19

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

We cannot just let ourselves post about poops! This is anarchy!
A civilized society keeps poops to themselves!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:40

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

I just peed and the guy in the stall let out some loud toots like he didn't care who heard him.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 18:19

Blue's Clues

ulvir posted:

I love the taste of red wine, but the tannin gives me the most nightmarishly horrible hangover. its a curse

# ? Jul 16, 2014 18:21

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 18:25

pig slut lisa: irl is good

may we constipateds post here too, or do i need to wait til i succeed in forcing waste out my butthole

# ? Jul 17, 2014 04:07

pig slut lisa: irl is good

update:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 13:08

hemale in pain

i've pooped 3 times today already

# ? Jul 17, 2014 13:18

alnilam

# ? Jul 17, 2014 14:02

alnilam

Oh gently caress there's no tp in here :negative:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 14:04

Ben Smash: LARDROOM

I can't believe this isn't stickied yet.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 14:13

alnilam

Update: there was no tp in the house (once i saw it was out i remembered this) but there was ONE paper napkin, used that for an initial wipe and moved on to the desperation shower

Friendly reminder to ALWAYS check tp availability before sitting down to poop

# ? Jul 17, 2014 14:18

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

workpoop

# ? Jul 17, 2014 17:00

poverty goat

alnilam posted:

Update: there was no tp in the house (once i saw it was out i remembered this) but there was ONE paper napkin, used that for an initial wipe and moved on to the desperation shower

Friendly reminder to ALWAYS check tp availability before sitting down to poop

back in the day my grandparents used old sears catalogs

# ? Jul 17, 2014 17:05

hemale in pain

i use my hands when im out of tp

# ? Jul 17, 2014 17:50

alnilam

Bump

# ? Jul 18, 2014 14:58

ulvir

just dropped a big one

# ? Jul 18, 2014 15:23

alnilam

Liveblogging #myPoop

# ? Jul 19, 2014 16:24

Machai

pooping in a public restroom during a UX conference. janitor is emptying the trash and I am being poo-shy. please go awayr janitor so I can finish

# ? Jul 19, 2014 18:28

arghfist

just pooped so hard my sinuses cleared

# ? Jul 20, 2014 20:58

arghfist

they've been clogged for like 3 days. I think that poo re-arranged my chi or something

# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:00

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

The powerful smell burnt your nosehairs and evaporated the sinus boogies.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:02

arghfist

but the poo was odorless :shrug:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:11

Machai

arghfist posted:

but the poo was odorless

maybe it is like when you burn your hand and at first it feels cold

# ? Jul 20, 2014 21:16

alnilam

Hello, cinco?

It happened again! V :shobon:

# ? Jul 21, 2014 16:39

arghfist

Machai posted:

maybe it is like when you burn your hand and at first it feels cold

update: still not sure about the sinus thing, but yeah, I burned my hand pretty badly. the doc says some simple lifestyle changes can prevent this in the future, so live and learn I guess

# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:54

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Current pooping status: Pooping.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 13:45

pig slut lisa: irl is good

arghfist posted:

update: still not sure about the sinus thing, but yeah, I burned my hand pretty badly. the doc says some simple lifestyle changes can prevent this in the future, so live and learn I guess

poop comes out yr butt at nearly 100 degrees, so in the future it's best to let it cool a little before handling it

# ? Jul 25, 2014 13:49

alnilam

Just poopd slightly mushy, but no cause for concern unless it keeps up imo

# ? Jul 25, 2014 14:06

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Having a good poo right now.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:04

Sub Harrison

Not poopin, but wondering how everyone's poops goin

# ? Jul 31, 2014 15:22

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# ? May 14, 2024 12:33

alnilam

Sub Harrison posted:

Not poopin, but wondering how everyone's poops goin

P good, making one right now, ty 4 ask

# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:14

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