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A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

let's get a tally of our poops for the day. this is a blogspot for your poops.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:42

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:39

nvm no cake

i just pooped before i saw this thread so im gonna count it

it was a nice firm one that came out in two solid logs. 10/10 would poop again

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:50

treasure bear

just done a tiny poop I think its only the vanguard of a much larger poop so ive been sat on the toilet for half an hour

will keep you posted on any developments

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:22

Dexters Secret

someone please tell me the secret of always getting no-wipe poops.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Dexters Secret posted:

someone please tell me the secret of always getting no-wipe poops.

That's the Wu-Tang secret, actually.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:32

poverty goat

i pooped already a little while ago so does this count or do I have to wait till next time

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:38

poverty goat

Dexters Secret posted:

someone please tell me the secret of always getting no-wipe poops.

eat more fiber

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:38

poverty goat

bristol shart chart for reference

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:38

Sub Harrison

I once shat a perfect Type 4 with a creamy Type 6 center.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 18:45

A Time To Chill

whoa a thread that applies to me right now at this moment

# ? Jun 28, 2014 19:19

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

I'm pooping right now.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:59

PUGGERNAUT: I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:44

kittycopter: Don't worry,
he soars above us...

Im pooping right now, will update on type when I'm done

e: type 4, neat

kittycopter fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jul 1, 2014

# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:31

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

while its been 2 hours since my poop, my colon is still feeling empty and fulfilled

# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:16

WhenInRome

tbh i think the worst is when you go to wipe and it's like a brown marker on the tp

# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:51

Korean Boomhauer

im in the process of sharting in front of my computer

# ? Jul 1, 2014 09:38

Korean Boomhauer

i cant buy a used computer chair on craigslist becuase im all "what if he sharted on it amd tjats why hes selling it"

# ? Jul 1, 2014 09:39

poverty goat

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:13

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i am not pooping right now

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:15

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

gggiiimmmppp posted:

Healthy poop sinks slowly.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:16

A Time To Chill

i have a feeling there's gonna be a good one later today. watch this space

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:48

verily carefree

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Healthy poop sinks slowly.

i got a poop in my upstairs toilet from last wednesday. poo poo still hasnt sunk.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 20:49

verily carefree

sometimes my poop is so healthy it levitates. on nice summer days ill poop outside and wave as it floats away :patriot:

# ? Jul 1, 2014 21:01

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

It's 9am and I'm already on my second poop of the day.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 14:07

Ren and Stimpire

shitposting.

# ? Jul 4, 2014 15:36

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

gggiiimmmppp posted:

I have some poop problems.

# ? Jul 5, 2014 09:55

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

Llmbo at the panicked expression on the red stool

# ? Jul 5, 2014 10:07

kittycopter: Don't worry,
he soars above us...

# ? Jul 5, 2014 22:09

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Comin' out liquid. drat I need to cut back on Chico's Tacos.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:29

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

Bad Username posted:

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:32

Sex Beef 2.0

poop coiled around itself like a snake, good poop.

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:33

playground tough

pooooooooping

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:47

poverty goat

i just farted which is like ghost pooping

# ? Jul 6, 2014 00:56

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

I'm pooping at work and getting paid to do it.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 19:10

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

There's a train of people going into the bathroom while I browse the forums on my phone, and they all know eachother and make conversation. The previous person was a shy pee-er. I listened intently to his pee, and it was v. slow and weak. The next guy did an uber fart.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 19:19