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A misanthrope posted:your the cat's mom and the cat wants you to lick his pooper I think instead I'm just going to keep pushing it off my lap so I don't have catbutt in my face like I always do. And then I will have the dog get in my lap and I will enjoy petting a furry animal that likes me rather than the one that sticks it's butt in people's faces.
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ArbitraryC posted:Is this why cats do that weird thing where they hop up onto your lap them immediately start shoving their butt in your face? I never did understand that behavior. Yes, they are trying to kill you, you simpleton.
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ArbitraryC posted:I think instead I'm just going to keep pushing it off my lap so I don't have catbutt in my face like I always do. And then I will have the dog get in my lap and I will enjoy petting a furry animal that likes me rather than the one that sticks it's butt in people's faces. stick your face in the dog's butt to make the cat jealous
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Jul 8, 2014 17:51
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dogs sometimes let out a bit of pee when they're dozing in your lap, my dog owning friends tell me.
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Jul 8, 2014 17:51
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Crewmine posted:dogs sometimes let out a bit of pee when they're dozing in your lap, my dog owning friends tell me. You just have a lot of pants-pissing friends and they teamed up to make an excuse to come round your house still
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Jul 8, 2014 17:53
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Quickscope420dad posted:You just have a lot of pants-pissing friends and they teamed up to make an excuse to come round your house still wow gently caress those guys, once i finish eating this catshit i'm gonna call them up and tell them to gently caress off
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Jul 8, 2014 17:57
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ArbitraryC posted:Is this why cats do that weird thing where they hop up onto your lap them immediately start shoving their butt in your face? I never did understand that behavior. Nope; their favorite spot to be petted is right between where their tail and their back meets:  Scratch them there, it's what they want. Carlin describes it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnT8i_PwDJc "Check out my rear end, dad!!"
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Jul 8, 2014 18:07
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 Who wouldn't want one?
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Jul 8, 2014 18:19
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cats are pretty cool though op especially the ones that dont bite you on purpose
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Jul 8, 2014 19:11
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My cat is p cool and keeps my house free of spiders and moths because he goes loving mental and destroys those bastards if he sees them.
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Jul 8, 2014 19:24
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cats are pretty cute and funny
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Jul 8, 2014 19:30
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guys watch this its real good and doesnt take much time
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Jul 8, 2014 19:47
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SpaceAceJase posted:I'm a white middle class male with a cat When did you find out you were gay
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