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Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Okay so here I am at work and I hadnt cummed in a few weeks ill get to why later but I really just wanna jack it right now at work

So I am a chemist and I spend all night alone with no camera or contact for hours at a time and often nothing to do... and you know what they say about idle hands and an internet connection.

Anyways so I need ideas on stuff I could do to keep my mind and hands off my dick and for the love of god PLEASE do not troll me and tell me to just jack it already because I already tried the last time and I ended up giving myself scabby balls from chemical burns which is why I hadnt jacked it in weeks and id rather that didnt happen again, thanks

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:34

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# ? May 16, 2024 17:19

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Jack off a test tube, OP.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:36

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

post with your friends, in byob

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:37

soybean

make a potion that makes you unhorny

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:38

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

jack it with latex gloves its like a womans touch

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:39

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

I am allergic to latex actually I use a special set of disposable gloves but you cant really lube em up right

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:42

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

what a dumb troll no one goes that long

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:55

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Uh my balls literally felt like they were ON FIRE for weeks so you jerk through that bub

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:12

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

Homo for Hitler posted:

Uh my balls literally felt like they were ON FIRE for weeks so you jerk through that bub

what did the urologist say?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:15

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

This is not the first time something like this happened so I didnt bother going all they would say is to apply calamine lotion generously to the effected area and not to stimulate the region until healed, and in extreme cases also wear a sanitized bandage to prevent infection

Not gonna pay like 100 bucks for that

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:21

GoodbyeTurtles

wash your hands then jack it

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:22

BRB pooping

do cool sciencestuff like mixing stuff that is cool, write about it in ur journal. some scientistguys where celibate their whole lives, u can do it!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:44

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

BRB pooping posted:

do cool sciencestuff like mixing stuff that is cool, write about it in ur journal. some scientistguys where celibate their whole lives, u can do it!

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:47

BRB pooping

rate ur hornylevel before and after u smell different solutions

be safe tho some of that stuff is dangerous

who knows, u might find a cure for unwanted horni ess

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:48

Arnold of Soissons: by XyloJW

Homo for Hitler posted:

This is not the first time something like this happened so I didnt bother going all they would say is to apply calamine lotion generously to the effected area and not to stimulate the region until healed, and in extreme cases also wear a sanitized bandage to prevent infection

Not gonna pay like 100 bucks for that

stop trying to gently caress poison ivy?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:52

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

BRB pooping posted:

rate ur hornylevel before and after u smell different solutions

be safe tho some of that stuff is dangerous

who knows, u might find a cure for unwanted horni ess

Im trying to find a cure right now haha. The final solution

# ? Jul 19, 2014 13:59

pig slut lisa: irl is good

take a break and go to the nearest church to pray about it. at best god will here u and answer ur prayers, at worst u will be molested and get to cum anyway :unsmith:

# ? Jul 19, 2014 14:03

cruft

Get rid of the Führer bobblehead on your desk, Homo for Hitler.

Geez, how thick can ya get?

# ? Jul 19, 2014 18:06

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

watch a fun anime on your computer, or mobile device

# ? Jul 19, 2014 20:05

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Harime Nui posted:

watch a fun anime on your computer, or mobile device

he doesnt want to masturbate

# ? Jul 19, 2014 20:08

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

cruft posted:

Get rid of the Führer bobblehead on your desk, Homo for Hitler.

Geez, how thick can ya get?

Hmm this is a good idea I will do this next time

# ? Jul 20, 2014 01:40

Izumi Konata: by Ralp

my new dog posted:

he doesnt want to masturbate

he should watch monster. it is good, cool, and takes a week to finish.

as for the stroking problem, i think the op should just cover his hands in habanero oil for whwnever such a good anime makes him want to cry like a wuss.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 01:50