- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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Okay so here I am at work and I hadnt cummed in a few weeks ill get to why later but I really just wanna jack it right now at work
So I am a chemist and I spend all night alone with no camera or contact for hours at a time and often nothing to do... and you know what they say about idle hands and an internet connection.
Anyways so I need ideas on stuff I could do to keep my mind and hands off my dick and for the love of god PLEASE do not troll me and tell me to just jack it already because I already tried the last time and I ended up giving myself scabby balls from chemical burns which is why I hadnt jacked it in weeks and id rather that didnt happen again, thanks
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Jul 19, 2014 12:34
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- Gross Dude
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Jack off a test tube, OP.
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Jul 19, 2014 12:36
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- my new dog
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post with your friends, in byob
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Jul 19, 2014 12:37
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make a potion that makes you unhorny
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Jul 19, 2014 12:38
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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jack it with latex gloves its like a womans touch
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Jul 19, 2014 12:39
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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I am allergic to latex actually I use a special set of disposable gloves but you cant really lube em up right
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Jul 19, 2014 12:42
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- Arnold of Soissons
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by XyloJW
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what a dumb troll no one goes that long
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Jul 19, 2014 12:55
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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Uh my balls literally felt like they were ON FIRE for weeks so you jerk through that bub
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Jul 19, 2014 13:12
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- Arnold of Soissons
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by XyloJW
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Uh my balls literally felt like they were ON FIRE for weeks so you jerk through that bub
what did the urologist say?
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Jul 19, 2014 13:15
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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This is not the first time something like this happened so I didnt bother going all they would say is to apply calamine lotion generously to the effected area and not to stimulate the region until healed, and in extreme cases also wear a sanitized bandage to prevent infection
Not gonna pay like 100 bucks for that
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Jul 19, 2014 13:21
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do cool sciencestuff like mixing stuff that is cool, write about it in ur journal. some scientistguys where celibate their whole lives, u can do it!
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Jul 19, 2014 13:44
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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do cool sciencestuff like mixing stuff that is cool, write about it in ur journal. some scientistguys where celibate their whole lives, u can do it!
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Jul 19, 2014 13:47
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rate ur hornylevel before and after u smell different solutions
be safe tho some of that stuff is dangerous
who knows, u might find a cure for unwanted horni ess
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Jul 19, 2014 13:48
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- Arnold of Soissons
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by XyloJW
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This is not the first time something like this happened so I didnt bother going all they would say is to apply calamine lotion generously to the effected area and not to stimulate the region until healed, and in extreme cases also wear a sanitized bandage to prevent infection
Not gonna pay like 100 bucks for that
stop trying to gently caress poison ivy?
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Jul 19, 2014 13:52
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
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rate ur hornylevel before and after u smell different solutions
be safe tho some of that stuff is dangerous
who knows, u might find a cure for unwanted horni ess
Im trying to find a cure right now haha. The final solution
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Jul 19, 2014 13:59
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Get rid of the Führer bobblehead on your desk, Homo for Hitler.
Geez, how thick can ya get?
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Jul 19, 2014 18:06
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The New Insincerity
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watch a fun anime on your computer, or mobile device
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Jul 19, 2014 20:05
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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watch a fun anime on your computer, or mobile device
he doesnt want to masturbate
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Jul 19, 2014 20:08
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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Get rid of the Führer bobblehead on your desk, Homo for Hitler.
Geez, how thick can ya get?
Hmm this is a good idea I will do this next time
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Jul 20, 2014 01:40
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he doesnt want to masturbate
he should watch monster. it is good, cool, and takes a week to finish.
as for the stroking problem, i think the op should just cover his hands in habanero oil for whwnever such a good anime makes him want to cry like a wuss.
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Jul 20, 2014 01:50
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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Did you even READ thhe op? I DO NOT wanna fiddle with my fiddle ok???
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Jul 20, 2014 01:53
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so whats the problem here. when in doubt, whip it out.
Please stay and post more,
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Jul 20, 2014 01:55
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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so whats the problem here. when in doubt, whip it out.
Ok so what part about fiery blister balls are you not understanding?!?
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Jul 20, 2014 01:57
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start watching lost
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Jul 20, 2014 02:02
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by Ralp
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Ok so what part about fiery blister balls are you not understanding?!?
i am aware either you have a latex allergy, or your hands have vd.
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Jul 20, 2014 02:02
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- google THIS
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submit a proposal to develop and test a next-generation personal lubricant
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Jul 20, 2014 02:09
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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submit a proposal to develop and test a next-generation personal lubricant
Real talk I make explosives and have little experimental work
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Jul 20, 2014 02:29
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reinvent the periodic table
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Jul 20, 2014 02:30
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Real talk I make explosives and have little experimental work
y must u operate a meth lab in your parents basement two blocks away from a church and across the street from a school? dont u care about humanity?
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Jul 20, 2014 02:34
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- Tonetta
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look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW
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no not really
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