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cruft

pig slut lisa posted:

cruft are your rhyming abilities a strange side effect of being accidentally exposed to a dangerous dose of radiation

no.

It's the fruit salad.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 06:40

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Smofoable posted:

Gee wiz thanks a lot. I'll get right on it.

thanks. now that i can hear your theme song i can really see where you're coming from, emotionally.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 07:18

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i bet you could buy all the same fruit at the smiths and it would not be cut up yet but you could save $10-15 off of the fruit salad price

# ? Jul 25, 2014 10:11

Ace of Baes

thewizardofshoe posted:

Every time a new Walmart opens here there's a grassroots campaign to block the opening of the Walmart, but then the Walmart eventually opens anyway it just takes an extra 3-4 years of bullshit.

I for one do not shop at Walmart, but man, talk about pointless. Clearly there's a demand for Walmarts, because they keep opening and staying open.

eh, there's a town in my homestate, Frankenmuth, who's been blocking walmarts attempt to build there for years, i think because a big part of the towns income comes from tourism of the historic germanic type villages and shoppes

speaking of this is a dope place to stay if youre ever in michigan

http://bavarianinn.com/

# ? Jul 25, 2014 11:40

Ace of Baes

Nacho Destroyer posted:

eh, there's a town in my homestate, Frankenmuth, who's been blocking walmarts attempt to build there for years, i think because a big part of the towns income comes from tourism of the historic germanic type villages and shoppes

speaking of this is a dope place to stay if youre ever in michigan

http://bavarianinn.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenmuth,_Michigan

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# ? Jul 25, 2014 11:42

3D Megadoodoo

my new dog posted:

for all norwegian posters reading this: $20.40 is 127NOK. thats a lot!

You could buy a lot of torsk for that kind of Norway money. That fruit salad cost moose cocks!

# ? Jul 25, 2014 12:24

pig slut lisa: irl is good

one time i performed a concert at a chruch in frankenmuth. the church had a giant jesus painted on the ceiling. after the concert my mom said "it looked like jesus was flying above you like an airplane. it's a good thing he didn't drop any bombs."

# ? Jul 25, 2014 13:13

cruft

pig slut lisa's mom posted:

it looked like jesus was flying above you like an airplane. it's a good thing he didn't drop any bombs.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 14:17

google THIS

Smofoable posted:

Hello there. I am the boy who sent the "Fruit Salad letter" to the editor of my local newspaper. I'm here to introduce myself properly. It is my life's work to expose the injustices of the fruit world, and my recent adventure regarding a pricey fruit salad has sparked a revolution in the making. Some say I'm a troll, others have called me a woman. I am in fact the bearer of male genitalia, and this will be my finest hour. Any fruit salad/fruit inquiries you have I will answer. And if you wish to support the cause you can go to http://www.fruitsaladyummyyummy.net (don't go there, it isn't my actual official area of work). If we unite as Americans, the fruit salad debacle may actually come to an end.

many goons would kill to have an SA intro post this epic

# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:21

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

they day i pay 20 dollars for a fruit salad is the day that i am in america where they use dollars

# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:41

google THIS

those priced by the pound salad bars are where they really get you and i hear they often use the produce that's about to go bad in them

# ? Jul 25, 2014 18:45

heard u like girls

smofoable you are a champion of the poeple

w2elcome to byob!

# ? Jul 25, 2014 22:33

Ace of Baes

pig slut lisa posted:

one time i performed a concert at a chruch in frankenmuth. the church had a giant jesus painted on the ceiling. after the concert my mom said "it looked like jesus was flying above you like an airplane. it's a good thing he didn't drop any bombs."

are u from the mi

# ? Jul 25, 2014 22:43

Smofoable

Update: A friend and I (notice the grammatically correct intro to this killer sentence)went on vacation for a week. We stopped somewhere in Colorado, which also happened to have a Smith's. I was curious, so I entered the store and went to the produce section. My eyes came upon more fruit salad, but they were the kind in plastic containers. I looked at the price on this one... ...$8.99! Are you kidding me? That's nearly twelve dollars cheaper. What in the world about the other fruit salad made it so expensive? The melon bowl? I have a theory that I might just share with the editor of my newspaper.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 08:28

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Nacho Destroyer posted:

are u from the mi

no but i went there for college

# ? Jul 28, 2014 13:06

alnilam

Smofoable posted:

Update: A friend and I (notice the grammatically correct intro to this killer sentence)went on vacation for a week. We stopped somewhere in Colorado, which also happened to have a Smith's. I was curious, so I entered the store and went to the produce section. My eyes came upon more fruit salad, but they were the kind in plastic containers. I looked at the price on this one... ...$8.99! Are you kidding me? That's nearly twelve dollars cheaper. What in the world about the other fruit salad made it so expensive? The melon bowl? I have a theory that I might just share with the editor of my newspaper.

haha wow, who are the people of colorado blowing to achieve these lower fruit salad prices? jeez it's like the goddamn roman empire up in here

# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:06

weird: by zen death robot

huh ?

# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:09

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# ? Jul 28, 2014 14:53

joke_explainer

His parents aren't gonna take too kindly to this when they find out you've led him to perhaps the world's largest open-air prison.

joke_explainer fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Jul 28, 2014

# ? Jul 28, 2014 15:32

dogcrash truther

Smofoable posted:

Update: A friend and I (notice the grammatically correct intro to this killer sentence)went on vacation for a week. We stopped somewhere in Colorado, which also happened to have a Smith's. I was curious, so I entered the store and went to the produce section. My eyes came upon more fruit salad, but they were the kind in plastic containers. I looked at the price on this one... ...$8.99! Are you kidding me? That's nearly twelve dollars cheaper. What in the world about the other fruit salad made it so expensive? The melon bowl? I have a theory that I might just share with the editor of my newspaper.

This is a outrage. Smiths is taking advantage of your small-town goodheartedness to gouge you, fruit salad wise

# ? Jul 28, 2014 15:53

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