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quitting my job is the closest i will ever come to being tony hawk doing a 720 @ xgames it will be monday it will be good
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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quitting my job is the closest i will ever come to being tony hawk doing a 720 @ xgames it will be monday it will be good
Good luck with food and shelter.
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Aug 2, 2014 03:11
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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crazy thing about that is there is more than one job dont tell anybody tho
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Aug 2, 2014 03:12
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- ron color
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you only get one chance to quit your job, earn extra points by quitting fast. quit by yelling through a window or while running past your boss
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Aug 2, 2014 03:18
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- Iseeyouseemeseeyou
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retired 2 weeks ago i highly recommend it!!
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Aug 2, 2014 03:23
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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thinking about falling over like a soccer player and acting like my manager crippled me
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Aug 2, 2014 03:24
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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crazy thing about that is there is more than one job dont tell anybody tho
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Aug 2, 2014 03:29
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- dogcrash truther
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I walked into work and sat in the Boss chair and did the boss job. Nobody knew what to do. when the boss came in he said "what's all this?" I motioned him over to the refrigerator and opened the door. "I ate the boss food" I said. "check it out." I showe dhim the tupperware. He had to respect that.
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Aug 2, 2014 03:45
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by zen death robot
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I walked into work and sat in the Boss chair and did the boss job. Nobody knew what to do. when the boss came in he said "what's all this?" I motioned him over to the refrigerator and opened the door. "I ate the boss food" I said. "check it out." I showe dhim the tupperware. He had to respect that.
liek a bawse
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Aug 2, 2014 04:24
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- klapman
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this char is good
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Don't quite your job just stop showing up. They will send cops over to stop you but just keep asking the cops if you are under arrest. That is like holding up a cross to a Dracula the cops will have to leave. Congratulations, job bad but you quit job so good
do this, but when you feel like working again start working like nothing happened. when your boss asks what the gently caress you're doing, ask him if you're under arrest.
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Aug 2, 2014 04:29
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Aug 2, 2014 04:39
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om nom nom nom nom nom nom
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i work wednesday thru sunday which i think is a p good lifehack for enjoying mondays
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Aug 2, 2014 07:57
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Gross Dude
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you only get one chance to quit your job, earn extra points by quitting fast. quit by yelling through a window or while running past your boss
I really messed up my one chance to quit my current job. Now I'm stuck in it forever.
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Aug 2, 2014 14:43
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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tie everyone's shoelaces together before you leave it'll be wacky!!!
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Aug 2, 2014 19:13
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- Pinche Rudo
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Re create the scene from jerry macguire
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Aug 2, 2014 19:21
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- thewizardofshoe
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Re create the scene from jerry macguire
recreate the scene from half baked recreating the scene from Jerry Maguire
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Aug 2, 2014 19:34
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- ArfJason
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Can't post for 6 days!
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FYAD
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Aug 2, 2014 19:36
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- beer pal
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I walked into work and sat in the Boss chair and did the boss job. Nobody knew what to do. when the boss came in he said "what's all this?" I motioned him over to the refrigerator and opened the door. "I ate the boss food" I said. "check it out." I showe dhim the tupperware. He had to respect that.
lol
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Aug 2, 2014 20:57
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- Flynn Taggart
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Quit my job a while back, it felt drat good
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Aug 2, 2014 20:58
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- beer pal
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"take this job and shove it"! id say. thats how id do it. maybe id pour a hot coffee all over his desk, thats a thing i could do. i could put a thumb tack on his chair so when he sits down it sticks in to his but!!hahahah that would show him good. hmm yeah or i could put his calendar back a month so all his deadlines are a whole month late that would really gently caress his business up customers all calling like "what the gently caress dude" rofl
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Aug 2, 2014 21:01
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- Diqnol
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Every time my boss comes over to fire me I calmly remind him that I've got all kinds of ESEA and CPL experience on my resume.
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Aug 2, 2014 21:06
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- Izumi Konata
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by Ralp
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its almost tuesday
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Aug 5, 2014 02:24
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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work still bad
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Aug 5, 2014 02:25
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- cuntman.net
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its tuesday mornng and i did not quit my job
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Aug 5, 2014 02:31
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- tyler
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its tuesday mornng and i did not quit my job
nope. it is monday evening. you are mistaken sir.
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Aug 5, 2014 02:33
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I have not quit my job, because I have none. In fact, it is the case that I would like a job. I hope it's okay to post my cover letter here for advice.
To whom it may concern,
This job seems insanely good. In fact, I'm insanely good, and it's why you should hire me. Although I don't have experience in help-desking, I most definitely fulfill all the other requirements you've listed on the Craigslist page. You live near me so I would only have to ride my bike to get there. I have a lot of experience writing and talking on the phone because of my job as a journalist at university. I also have great customer service skills from making pizza and sandwiches--of course, those are not the things [company name redacted] are interested in, but these jobs have developed in me a great aptitude for the spoken word in communicating the inner most desires and thoughts of a client, that they themselves have not yet entirely understood the heart of their complaint or request until I intuit what it is. Thank you for your consideration. Attached is my resume.
Chad Waggon
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Aug 5, 2014 04:31
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i'd ask my boss if he wants to go take a nap, with the fishs. i'd ask him if he needs new shoes, because i have an extra pair he could have, made of very heavy cement. maybe ill tell him that i heard somebody around the office will be kicking a bucket soon, or suggest he go fishing for the weekend. he can call the cops on me, but they cant do anything about it. so he'll have to fire me.
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