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GEExCEE posted:

spiders are mostly chill, as evidenced by this photograph of me at home

# ? Aug 24, 2014 17:58

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# ? May 14, 2024 10:34

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I've got a weed rear end dog and a weed rear end cat
A weed rear end piano in my weed rear end flat
I got weed rear end clothes, from hat to shoes
I read a paper called the weed rear end news

I got weed rear end habits (I act that way)
I sleep in weed rear end and weed rear end all day
Got weed rear end troubles with my weed rear end wife
I'm certainly living a weed rear end life

# ? Aug 24, 2014 18:01

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

dopepope posted:

I've got a weed rear end dog and a weed rear end cat
A weed rear end piano in my weed rear end flat
I got weed rear end clothes, from hat to shoes
I read a paper called the weed rear end news

I got weed rear end habits (I act that way)
I sleep in weed rear end and weed rear end all day
Got weed rear end troubles with my weed rear end wife
I'm certainly living a weed rear end life

lmbo

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:12

emmie

alnilam posted:

They are cool posters

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:20

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Spiders aren't real.

You're not real.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:57

Salmiakki

dopepope posted:

I've got a weed rear end dog and a weed rear end cat
A weed rear end piano in my weed rear end flat
I got weed rear end clothes, from hat to shoes
I read a paper called the weed rear end news

I got weed rear end habits (I act that way)
I sleep in weed rear end and weed rear end all day
Got weed rear end troubles with my weed rear end wife
I'm certainly living a weed rear end life

# ? Aug 25, 2014 13:13

deep dish peat moss

I was doing some construction work in Michigan once and, having never been there I didn't really know what to expect bug-wise. Me and another guy not from around ther ewent to pick up some wooden planks and when we did a chitinous demonic war beast ran out from underneath. I only saw it for a brief second as my life flashed before my eyes before it disappeared, but from what I remember it looked like some kind of centipede with rhinoceros DNA and a suit of sturdy armor and covered in crab claws. I will never go back to Michigan.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 13:21

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I was doing some construction work in Michigan once and, having never been there I didn't really know what to expect bug-wise. Me and another guy not from around ther ewent to pick up some wooden planks and when we did a chitinous demonic war beast ran out from underneath. I only saw it for a brief second as my life flashed before my eyes before it disappeared, but from what I remember it looked like some kind of centipede with rhinoceros DNA and a suit of sturdy armor and covered in crab claws. I will never go back to Michigan.

wow, this is awkward, but i think that was probably me, i went to college in michigan. sorry i startled you.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 13:22

Salmiakki

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I was doing some construction work in Michigan once and, having never been there I didn't really know what to expect bug-wise. Me and another guy not from around ther ewent to pick up some wooden planks and when we did a chitinous demonic war beast ran out from underneath. I only saw it for a brief second as my life flashed before my eyes before it disappeared, but from what I remember it looked like some kind of centipede with rhinoceros DNA and a suit of sturdy armor and covered in crab claws. I will never go back to Michigan.

it was most likely a house centipede

# ? Aug 25, 2014 13:24

GEExCEE

north carolina's western mountains are a "temperate rainforest," and it has an extraordinarily diverse population of freaky bugs

# ? Aug 25, 2014 13:29

deep dish peat moss

Here's a pic of a big rear end dead bug I found on a sidewalk by my house

# ? Aug 25, 2014 13:45

GEExCEE

take a picture of it next to your genitals for scale

# ? Aug 25, 2014 13:49

FluffieDuckie

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I was doing some construction work in Michigan once and, having never been there I didn't really know what to expect bug-wise. Me and another guy not from around ther ewent to pick up some wooden planks and when we did a chitinous demonic war beast ran out from underneath. I only saw it for a brief second as my life flashed before my eyes before it disappeared, but from what I remember it looked like some kind of centipede with rhinoceros DNA and a suit of sturdy armor and covered in crab claws. I will never go back to Michigan.

like this?

# ? Aug 25, 2014 17:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

So, I worked for the Forest Service doing trail maintenance during college, and I was fascinated that there were tarantulas living up in the mountains here in Utah. Every time I saw one I would watch him walk around and would help him into a bush if there were birds trying to eat it or whatever. So one day I was driving the truck down a dirt mountain path, when I saw the biggest tarantula yet, sitting in the middle of the road. I got out of the truck to move him, but as I got closer, I realized that it wasn't a tarantula at all, but some sort of giant spider. It hissed and charged at me, and I ran back to the truck and locked the doors.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 17:57

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I worked for the Forest Service doing trail maintenance during college, and I was fascinated that there were tarantulas living up in the mountains here in Utah. Every time I saw one I would watch him walk around and would help him into a bush if there were birds trying to eat it or whatever. So one day I was driving the truck down a dirt mountain path, when I saw the biggest tarantula yet, sitting in the middle of the road. I got out of the truck to move him, but as I got closer, I realized that it wasn't a tarantula at all, but some sort of giant spider. It hissed and charged at me, and I ran back to the truck and locked the doors.

Theres been a few times where I didnt get out of the woods until after dark, usually having a mile or two to hike by flashlight. Turns out a spiders eyes will shine like a deer or cats, if you want to find a really big spider, go at night and look for the brightest reflection.

# ? Aug 25, 2014 19:23