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or i easily could have been when i leaned in close to it to get a picture for you guys

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poo poo man, I hear you can only have the antivenom once, most of the time not fatal but hella painful. Let it crawl on your naked butt.

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Vynar posted:

poo poo man, I hear you can only have the antivenom once, most of the time not fatal but hella painful. Let it crawl on your naked butt.

i would, but it crawled away

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i think i angered it by flashing a bright light in its face

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
It will now pursue you for the rest of your days. Make your amends friend.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I was bit by a brown recluse once, A big plug of flesh festered and then fell out of my leg, leaving a hole. now I have kind of a depression in my shin.

Sleepy Sip

a forrums hero :swoon:

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get spider high on weed

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I was bit by a brown recluse once, A big plug of flesh festered and then fell out of my leg, leaving a hole. now I have kind of a depression in my shin.

Few things scare me like those and being bitten by a rattler/copperhead/cottonmouth way out in the wilderness. gently caress some venom

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Cosmic Charlie posted:

It will now pursue you for the rest of your days. Make your amends friend.

i will put a fig newton out by its web. will it accept that?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I was bit by a brown recluse once, A big plug of flesh festered and then fell out of my leg, leaving a hole. now I have kind of a depression in my shin.

drat, stupid bugs. haha.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Classicist posted:

drat, stupid bugs. haha.

ik, r?

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Classicist posted:

i will put a fig newton out by its web. will it accept that?

Perhaps.

emmie


are there even spiders on the moon ??

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

emmie posted:

are there even spiders on the moon ??

Besides the moon spiders? No.

Gert
looks like it was in your bedroom. be careful!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Gert posted:

looks like it was in your bedroom. be careful!

lol

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Cosmic Charlie posted:

Besides the moon spiders? No.

metricchip

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Besides the moon spiders? No.

Moon spiders aren't real. It's the lizard people you gotta watch out for up there...

SpamPudding

:peanut:

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Besides the moon spiders? No.


Haha

beer pal

sick. im goth so im way into this kind of thing.

cool biRd pics

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
spiders are rad friends who had the web long before any of the rest of us

Saranya



I used to live over a garage that was full of black widows. I suspect it was the wolf spiders and jumping spiders that lived in the rest of the house that kept them in one spot, so if you're having trouble with black widows, just fill your house with other spiders that eat them and you'll be fine. Or don't live in the woods.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

when i took down a shed the other week there were loads of false widows (bites like a bee-sting) and there was one tube web spider which is like the most dangerous in the uk but i didn't even squish it.

also this guy who was about 5 inches long

its a house spider and it was living under a shed in a hedgehog den with loads of tiny frogs

Goons Are Gifts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

Do this with your spider

Salmiakki



lol

but ya spiders dont usually bite unless if you annoy or scare them somehow. just be careful

pig slut lisa

irl is good



lmbo

vapoursquid

none other
my spirit animal is the spider

GEExCEE



spiders are mostly chill, as evidenced by this photograph of me at home

Salmiakki


GEExCEE posted:



spiders are mostly chill, as evidenced by this photograph of me at home

pig slut lisa

irl is good


GEExCEE posted:



spiders are mostly chill, as evidenced by this photograph of me at home

chiller than i would be if there wasn't a third controller, that's for sure

GEExCEE

we let him play the minigames

Captain No-mates

hes the only one who has limbs i think you should let him play

dogcrash truther
Does that say "weed rear end"?

GEExCEE

are you into the weed rear end?

GEExCEE

weed rear end is my favorite

Captain No-mates

they have cool posters

alnilam

Captain No-mates posted:

they have cool posters

They are cool posters

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
I Am About That Weed rear end Life

saboten

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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
Spiders aren't real.

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