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by sebmojo
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http://gawker.com/disgruntled-teen-worker-rubs-balls-on-stuffed-crust-haw-1635274188
"i lernt a vluable lesson today. no more rubbing things on my balls @ work for me!"
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Sep 16, 2014 23:57
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May 6, 2024 20:59
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- the unabonger
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goddamn they really are making all the fun things illegal
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Sep 17, 2014 00:05
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- i am he
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Man accused of cooking, feeding ex-girlfriend's dog to her
"How's your dog taste? I thought it was better with BBQ and those Hawaiian buns."
"I guess u could bury what u didn't eat."
"The smile on my face when you read this ... priceless,"
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Sep 17, 2014 00:30
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- google THIS
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is that the goochbrush guy
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Sep 17, 2014 00:35
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- GEExCEE
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kids these days, back in the Great Bust I would labour away making saucy balls for fiften kopeks a kilo
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Sep 17, 2014 00:40
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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1. Pineapple on pizza is always the source of controversy
2. You never get caught your first time
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Sep 17, 2014 00:44
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- i am he
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this is why you need to be the boss. the boss gets to rub his balls on whatever he wants, because hes the boss.
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Sep 17, 2014 00:46
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- FluffieDuckie
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obviously he missed the part of the training video that said to rub your balls on the pizza in an area not viewable by the public
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Sep 17, 2014 00:48
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- nvm no cake
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this is why i strictly rub my balls against things at home and in my neighborhood
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Sep 17, 2014 00:49
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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obviously he missed the part of the training video that said to rub your balls on the pizza in an area not viewable by the public
*pulls balls out in front of customer while staring straight into his eyes, gently rubs balls over pizza, tucks balls back into pants*
"What? What's wrong...?"
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Sep 17, 2014 00:52
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- the unabonger
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my balls used to wrinkly nd hairy but now theyre smooth and hairless from being rubbed on things so much
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Sep 17, 2014 00:53
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- GEExCEE
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my scrota are bright pink and smooth from all the burns i've had, years of dipping in the marinara mines
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Sep 17, 2014 00:55
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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[scooches over a pizza with legs in air like a dog]
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Sep 17, 2014 00:57
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- GEExCEE
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that's the balls and rear end in a top hat, a notable technique, but different. I like to imagine him squatting over the pizza, so that only his testicles drag through the pasty sauce
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Sep 17, 2014 00:59
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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so that only his pasty testicles drag through the sauce
fixed
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Sep 17, 2014 01:10
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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i rub my balls all over each and every post
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Sep 17, 2014 01:42
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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I work at a dog shelter
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Sep 17, 2014 01:59
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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Hey Jim, here are those copies you wanted. *balls covered in paper cuts*
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Sep 17, 2014 02:01
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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A new and dangerous teenage fad: "pizza nuts". Could your child be next?
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Sep 17, 2014 05:21
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- nvm no cake
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A new and dangerous teenage fad: "pizza nuts". Could your child be next?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQAQPAv67c0
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Sep 17, 2014 05:23
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- Ace of Baes
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*looking down outstretched pants dissapointgly*
is this...obama's america...
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Sep 17, 2014 05:30
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- a ritard
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by XyloJW
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quote:testicle-rubbed pizza
is this a thing? because if it is i'm gonna have to seriously rethink my career choice
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Sep 17, 2014 10:57
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Rustic artisanal testicle rubbed pie
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Sep 17, 2014 11:24
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- Hayburner
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hi
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"say "aloha", to my balls" -that kid i bet
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Sep 17, 2014 13:54
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- GODS NOT REAL
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YOU STUPID BUNNIES
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Dick cheese and tomato
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Sep 17, 2014 14:36
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- a ritard
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by XyloJW
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prosciutto and fresh plucked pube baked while u wait.
apparently prosciutto is like italian bacon.
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Sep 17, 2014 15:01
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May 6, 2024 20:59
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- Machai
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That'll teach you to rub other people's heads on your balls while at work. Only do that in the privacy of your own home.
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Sep 17, 2014 15:07
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