did u kno u can gets in trouble for rubbin things against ur balls @ work??

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

http://gawker.com/disgruntled-teen-worker-rubs-balls-on-stuffed-crust-haw-1635274188

"i lernt a vluable lesson today. no more rubbing things on my balls @ work for me!"

# ? Sep 16, 2014 23:57

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# ? May 6, 2024 14:50

the unabonger

goddamn they really are making all the fun things illegal

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:05

i am he

Man accused of cooking, feeding ex-girlfriend's dog to her

"How's your dog taste? I thought it was better with BBQ and those Hawaiian buns."

"I guess u could bury what u didn't eat."

"The smile on my face when you read this ... priceless,"

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:30

google THIS

is that the goochbrush guy

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:35

GoodbyeTurtles

um, im p sure that you are allow ed to rub the things on your'e balls @ work

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:37

GEExCEE

kids these days, back in the Great Bust I would labour away making saucy balls for fiften kopeks a kilo

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

1. Pineapple on pizza is always the source of controversy

2. You never get caught your first time :ohdear:

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:44

i am he

this is why you need to be the boss. the boss gets to rub his balls on whatever he wants, because hes the boss.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:46

pig slut lisa: irl is good

"ah have big news. bacon and cheese have been stuffed in a crust. also ball sweat and pubes."
--blake shelton

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:47

FluffieDuckie

obviously he missed the part of the training video that said to rub your balls on the pizza in an area not viewable by the public

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:48

nvm no cake

this is why i strictly rub my balls against things at home and in my neighborhood

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:49

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FluffieDuckie posted:

obviously he missed the part of the training video that said to rub your balls on the pizza in an area not viewable by the public

*pulls balls out in front of customer while staring straight into his eyes, gently rubs balls over pizza, tucks balls back into pants*

"What? What's wrong...?"

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:52

the unabonger

my balls used to wrinkly nd hairy but now theyre smooth and hairless from being rubbed on things so much

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:53

GEExCEE

my scrota are bright pink and smooth from all the burns i've had, years of dipping in the marinara mines

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:55

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

[scooches over a pizza with legs in air like a dog]

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:57

GEExCEE

that's the balls and rear end in a top hat, a notable technique, but different. I like to imagine him squatting over the pizza, so that only his testicles drag through the pasty sauce

# ? Sep 17, 2014 00:59

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

GEExCEE posted:

so that only his pasty testicles drag through the sauce

fixed

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:10

vapoursquid: none other

i rub my balls all over each and every post

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Hey Jim, here are those copies you wanted. *balls covered in paper cuts*

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:54

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I work at a dog shelter

# ? Sep 17, 2014 01:59

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Hey Jim, here are those copies you wanted. *balls covered in paper cuts*

ChairmanMeow posted:

I work at a dog shelter

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

You should see how I make the donut holes!

# ? Sep 17, 2014 02:12

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

A new and dangerous teenage fad: "pizza nuts". Could your child be next?

# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:21

nvm no cake

WetNightmare posted:

A new and dangerous teenage fad: "pizza nuts". Could your child be next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQAQPAv67c0

# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:23

Ace of Baes

*looking down outstretched pants dissapointgly*

is this...obama's america...

# ? Sep 17, 2014 05:30

a ritard: by XyloJW

quote:

testicle-rubbed pizza

is this a thing? because if it is i'm gonna have to seriously rethink my career choice

# ? Sep 17, 2014 10:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Rustic artisanal testicle rubbed pie

# ? Sep 17, 2014 11:24

Hayburner: hi

"say "aloha", to my balls" -that kid i bet

# ? Sep 17, 2014 13:54

GODS NOT REAL: YOU STUPID BUNNIES

Dick cheese and tomato

# ? Sep 17, 2014 14:36

a ritard: by XyloJW

prosciutto and fresh plucked pube baked while u wait.

apparently prosciutto is like italian bacon.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:01

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# ? May 6, 2024 14:50

Machai

That'll teach you to rub other people's heads on your balls while at work. Only do that in the privacy of your own home.

# ? Sep 17, 2014 15:07

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