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by sebmojo
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did not fall in love tho
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Sep 18, 2014 05:19
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- Adbot
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May 2, 2024 07:04
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- Slot
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proud of you
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Sep 18, 2014 05:22
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- i am he
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i smell like horse meat
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Sep 18, 2014 05:24
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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at first it felt weird looking at naked women who were not in jpeg or wmv format but then it became the most natural thing ever
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Sep 18, 2014 05:27
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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in fact i would even venture to say it was somehow better
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Sep 18, 2014 05:28
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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still trying to wrap my mind around the experience pls excuse
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Sep 18, 2014 05:28
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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stripper haiku
your butt was rotund
i enjoyed teh butt of yours
your body parts...wow
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Sep 18, 2014 05:30
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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me: [nudging 80-year-old man next to me] there's naked women here.
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Sep 18, 2014 05:32
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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me: so, theres naked women in there?
bouncer: uh, yeah
me: heh. thanks for the tip. [pushes $20 bill into bouncer's front shirt pocket][taps twice]
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Sep 18, 2014 05:33
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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they made me take my fedora off. "no hats"...guess they didn't want half their staff falling in love
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Sep 18, 2014 05:37
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I guess focused is good
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So you're basically saying you smell like vanilla?
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Sep 18, 2014 05:38
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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I will never stop bragging about the time I watched women take their clothes off in front of me as part of their job. Never.
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Sep 18, 2014 05:39
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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So you're basically saying you smell like vanilla?
some kinda cotton candy poo poo and girl sweat
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Sep 18, 2014 05:39
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by sebmojo
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when the one got near my face i became very afraid of herpes and cried a little but i had to calm myself and remember they track by movement like t rex so i held very still until the one passed
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Sep 18, 2014 05:43
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by sebmojo
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i walked up to one with a dollar bill in my hand. she reached out with her g-string to grab it. i went "guihh zuhh uhhh" and slammed the dollar bill hard on the stage and high fived her and immediately turned around and walked away in very hurried short steps
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Sep 18, 2014 05:46
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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oh yeah and dont tell strippers you know kung fu because i wound up having to invent moves and fighting tips all night but destiny loved it and possibly loves me....perhaps there is love to be found at the place where employees must take off clothing afterall?
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Sep 18, 2014 05:47
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by sebmojo
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one more post just because i want this post to be above the one that calls women subhuman monsters
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Sep 18, 2014 05:52
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- Pinche Rudo
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My farts smell like rancid ham. Am I dying? Y/N
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Sep 18, 2014 06:13
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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I dated a stripper. did you know that sometimes poop gets on the pole?
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Sep 18, 2014 06:16
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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My farts smell like rancid ham. Am I dying? Y/N
we are all dying [pulls fedora over one eye mysteriously]
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Sep 18, 2014 06:17
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you'll really be dying when destiny cuddles up to you, so she can lay her clutch of eggs in your chest.
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Sep 18, 2014 06:18
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wet nightmare i truly enjoy your posts
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Sep 18, 2014 13:40
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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you'll really be dying when destiny cuddles up to you, so she can lay her clutch of eggs in your chest.
how much is that cost
wet nightmare i truly enjoy your posts
awwwww
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Sep 18, 2014 13:58
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May 2, 2024 07:04
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ive never seen a stripper before BUT i once talked a girl into taking off her clothes... hehe.. it was awkward tho and she put them back on and left
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Sep 18, 2014 14:55
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