i smell like stripper

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

did not fall in love tho

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:19

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Slot

proud of you

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:22

i am he

i smell like horse meat

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:24

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

at first it felt weird looking at naked women who were not in jpeg or wmv format but then it became the most natural thing ever

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:27

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

in fact i would even venture to say it was somehow better

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:28

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

still trying to wrap my mind around the experience pls excuse

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

me 2

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:29

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

stripper haiku

your butt was rotund
i enjoyed teh butt of yours
your body parts...wow

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:30

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

me: [nudging 80-year-old man next to me] there's naked women here.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:32

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

me: so, theres naked women in there?
bouncer: uh, yeah
me: heh. thanks for the tip. [pushes $20 bill into bouncer's front shirt pocket][taps twice]

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:33

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

they made me take my fedora off. "no hats"...guess they didn't want half their staff falling in love

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:37

Xanax Madaway: I guess focused is good

So you're basically saying you smell like vanilla?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:38

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

I will never stop bragging about the time I watched women take their clothes off in front of me as part of their job. Never.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:39

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Xanax Madaway posted:

So you're basically saying you smell like vanilla?

some kinda cotton candy poo poo and girl sweat

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:39

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

when the one got near my face i became very afraid of herpes and cried a little but i had to calm myself and remember they track by movement like t rex so i held very still until the one passed

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:43

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

i walked up to one with a dollar bill in my hand. she reached out with her g-string to grab it. i went "guihh zuhh uhhh" and slammed the dollar bill hard on the stage and high fived her and immediately turned around and walked away in very hurried short steps

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:46

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

oh yeah and dont tell strippers you know kung fu because i wound up having to invent moves and fighting tips all night but destiny loved it and possibly loves me....perhaps there is love to be found at the place where employees must take off clothing afterall?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:47