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the unabonger
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you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
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cool biRd pics fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Oct 16, 2014

posting smiling

Pro Target posted:

doc: so what does shinji do after that
me: him and asuka team up t--
doc: uhh, i actually dont care, loving moron
me: sorry

posting smiling

i am he posted:

psych: you know highschool of the dead?
me: *sniffling*
psych: you know it? i love that sh*t
me: *crying*
psych: im rewatching it
me: *wailing*

posting smiling

Pro Target posted:

me: sabrina online had a really p0rofound impact on me as a boy
doc: im sorry, but thats hosed up
me: i didn't even know what an amiga was
doc: i really dont want to hear about this
me: later i found out the guy who makes it draws loads of explicit porn
doc: bye!! BYE!!

posting smiling
me: this is chilling to me. not trying to fit into whatever kinda hosed up cyber society you're trying to build here. like what's so bad about someone saying what he thinks? is it gonna net me a probation bo? is being nice to eachother enforced or are you just trying to be nice and helpful? cause I'm fine, I'm having fun telling people off on their poo poo instead of going "ah you know this is the 10th thread of wryy whining about his robin williams av, maybe I'll close this and oh look at that it got 100 replies, well, lets read this 10 reply thread over here that I really enjoy". like no, gently caress that, if I think something sucks I'm barging in there telling people why it sucks and asking why they think i should shut up instead of maybe agreeing that it's the same loving bullshit (my friend is being bullied with a robin williams av) over and over again.

doc: well call me tex avery cause this guys a loony tune!

alnilam

BrownianMotion posted:

me: I wanna eat pizza
therapist: do you think your love of pizza comes from your childhood?
me: yah. ate lots back then, yah. good poo poo.
therapist: what happens when you don't get to eat pizza?
me: .................i lay my forlorn head into my folded arms feeling a deepness of breath inflating my chest to the point where it's vessel designed to capture all of the pressures of modernity my mind brushes against. as i close my eyes i hear the thick patter of rainfall like television static. by myself, weather too miserable to go out, the television boring. as i exhale i suddenly see with fresh eyes that this house of mine, this neighborhood it is in... they are just boxes in a greyscale landscape of endless suburban sprawl filled with... people? no. no they are just the barely conscious dross corpses of once-humans dancing flailing hooting wooting mindlessly at a tireless procession of hollow fetishistic memes. memes where we give them the silhouette of any icon they are supposed to recognize and it lights up the applause sign in their brain to an audience of gullible synapses. "haha you're so kafkaesque" they'll say. gently caress you, cockroach, die alone in agony.
*silence*
therapist: ....well first off i'm not the right kind of doctor for this but i think the good news is it sounds like you can probably keep eating pizza if you take lactaid pills
me: sick! Later doc!

GEExCEE

most SSRIs don't really have any recreational uses and a person's decision to go on medication or not is profoundly personal. well, peace.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Once in college I ate a couple of pot brownies while on Wellbutrin and was hosed up for, like two days.

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

Pro Target posted:

doc: hentai
me: sorry?
doc: hentai
me: ...
doc: [leaning in really close, whispering] hen-tai. my son told me about it
me: ...

i am he posted:

psych: you know highschool of the dead?
me: *sniffling*
psych: you know it? i love that sh*t
me: *crying*
psych: im rewatching it
me: *wailing*

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
SSRI's help people and I think that is good.

GEExCEE

by the way, my favorite pro target post in this thread is the one about 80s anime.

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BrownianMotion posted:

me: I wanna eat pizza
therapist: do you think your love of pizza comes from your childhood?
me: yah. ate lots back then, yah. good poo poo.
therapist: what happens when you don't get to eat pizza?
me: .................i lay my forlorn head into my folded arms feeling a deepness of breath inflating my chest to the point where it's vessel designed to capture all of the pressures of modernity my mind brushes against. as i close my eyes i hear the thick patter of rainfall like television static. by myself, weather too miserable to go out, the television boring. as i exhale i suddenly see with fresh eyes that this house of mine, this neighborhood it is in... they are just boxes in a greyscale landscape of endless suburban sprawl filled with... people? no. no they are just the barely conscious dross corpses of once-humans dancing flailing hooting wooting mindlessly at a tireless procession of hollow fetishistic memes. memes where we give them the silhouette of any icon they are supposed to recognize and it lights up the applause sign in their brain to an audience of gullible synapses. "haha you're so kafkaesque" they'll say. gently caress you, cockroach, die alone in agony.
*silence*
therapist: ....well first off i'm not the right kind of doctor for this but i think the good news is it sounds like you can probably keep eating pizza if you take lactaid pills
me: sick! Later doc!

LappyDore64

by XyloJW
when i was on ssris i could drink like a champion, like some bizarre mix of john belushi from animal house and garrison keillor. they had to make me stop them because they were afraid my liver would implode.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Once in college I ate a couple of pot brownies while on Wellbutrin and was hosed up for, like two days.

wellbutrin makes weed awesome.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


LappyDore64 posted:

wellbutrin makes weed awesome.

not if you have to go to work

Bwee

i am he posted:

therapist: i cant bweelieve you want ssri's haha
me: i dont want them anymoore

wow, rude

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Bwee

i am he posted:

psych: so you dont like 3d porn?
me: its exploitative
psych: uh
me: hentai harms no one
psych: hmm
me: youre on the wrong side of history

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