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Gross Dude: Gross Dude

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

-Helen Keller

# ? Nov 20, 2014 06:06

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Dementedghost: Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible

I like that hammer one.

you know.
If you have a hammer. you hit things with it?

# ? Nov 20, 2014 06:27

Diqnol

"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."
- something I wish was said to Breadingbutter

# ? Nov 20, 2014 06:38

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

"Don't say it was like this. Tell them I said something." -Last words of Poncho Villa

# ? Nov 20, 2014 06:38

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

Dementedghost posted:

I like that hammer one.

you know.
If you have a hammer. you hit things with it?

"When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

# ? Nov 20, 2014 06:39

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

the first draft of anything is poo poo -Hemingway

there is an exception if you're Kurt Vonnegut tho

# ? Nov 20, 2014 09:26

Ace of Baes

When I was gay I thought was in the third grade, thrift shop. - Mackrelmore

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 09:32

alnilam

"not all who wander watch Lost"

# ? Nov 20, 2014 14:37

AAB

"I'm gay"
-op

# ? Nov 20, 2014 14:40

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

You SUCK ! and you Stink like a but hole fucker !

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 16:09

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

*shakes head "no"*

-Bill Cosby

# ? Nov 20, 2014 16:13

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

*shakes head "no"*

-Bill Cosby's sexual partners

# ? Nov 20, 2014 16:34

Tiberius Thyben: Gone Phishing

You're facing a literal collossus - a massive towering edifice that seems the very image and form of a God, and overwhelming in its scale and presence. It is, however, nonetheless a construction of the hands of man, with intimidation and fear one of its primary purposes. Understanding that's where its power comes from makes it easier to process, and you know where to go and what world to live in to stare down its makers. "

# ? Nov 20, 2014 16:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

You're facing a literal collossus - a massive towering edifice that seems the very image and form of a God, and overwhelming in its scale and presence. It is, however, nonetheless a construction of the hands of man, with intimidation and fear one of its primary purposes. Understanding that's where its power comes from makes it easier to process, and you know where to go and what world to live in to stare down its makers. "

# ? Nov 20, 2014 17:02

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

*shakes head "no"*

-Bill Cosby

Gross Dude posted:

*shakes head "no"*

-Bill Cosby's sexual partners

I can see why we're having a hard time getting to the bottom of this one.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 17:07

ulvir

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as poo poo don't deserve me at my best!"

- Adolf Hitler

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:46

ulvir

"Repost this if you're a strong, independant black woman who don't need no man"

- Chairman Mao

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:47

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I can see why we're having a hard time getting to the bottom of this one.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:52

treasure bear

the name's bond

name's bond

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:53

ulvir

"I did not have sexual relations with that dog."

- Morally Inept

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"sigs on" -Lowtax trolling all of BYOB

# ? Nov 20, 2014 20:55

Lil Cunty

you are a poop and similar to an rear end - bo-pepper, to me, less than a month ago

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:00

Wertjoe

the best quote is the emptiest one

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:22

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

Cumt posted:

the name's bond

name's bond

I'm pretty sure the actual quote is, "The name's James, James Bond."

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:28

treasure bear

the james james, james bond

# ? Nov 20, 2014 21:38

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

The name's Dong. Ching Chong Ding Dong.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:13

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

"be the change you want to see in the forums"

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:16

Captain No-mates

"A man can be destroyed, but not defeated."

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Captain No-mates posted:

"A man can be fart, but not diarrhea."

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:27

Bloodfart McCoy: That's a high quality avatar right there.

"You signed a contract, Robin! If you drop out of the Mrs. Doubtfire sequel now we'll sue you."

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:34

Senior Management

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

:jerry:

# ? Nov 20, 2014 22:56

Matoi Ryuko

I had a dream on the night of the twenty-eight day of the twelfth month in the third year of Shotoku. The content of the dream changed gradually to the extent that I strengthened my will. The condition of a person is revealed by his dreams. It would be good to make companions of your dreams and to put forth effort. - The Hagakure