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boss: ok, why don't we go around the table and talk about our accomplishments and challenges over the past week. Jenkins, why don't you start? jenkins: I opened three new accounts that will bring in $2 million in additional revenue. another coworker: we are almost switched over to the new accounting software. everyone will get an email in the next few days with your new time logging login information. me: you guys are not gonna BELIEVE what I found in my sink! |
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Friend : hey man what are you doing this weekend? We could go at this party at Mel's. Me: what are you doing this weekend not much we could go at this party at mel's huh no thanks Friend : weird look Quoting has ruined my life. |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 17:17 |
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my boss hasn't been appreciating the tier list i made of my coworkers |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 17:49 |
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boss: and i'm proud to announce that jeff here is gettinga promotion!! since he's really proven himself capable and up to the task he's going to be a manager now. youll be reporting to him on this next project me: ok but who's the next IK???
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 18:04 |
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friend: hey dude, look at this funny drawing I made me: lol that's terrible friend: what the gently caress dude me: gas.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 18:22 |
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gf: should I wear the black dress or the red dress? me: voted goku |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 18:29 |
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brother: you're really skinny me: naw girl Im on that mac and cheese diet |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 18:37 |
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Politician: If you choose me to represent our district, I will bring in more jobs, increase wages- Me: gently caress you, enable sigs! |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 18:43 |
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cute anime girl posted:friend: hey dude, look at this funny drawing I made |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:10 |
I have to constantly remind myself that making Hitler or 911 jokes is not a good idea irl | |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:50 |
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*kills self*
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:57 |
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Thanks for a wonderful thread, byob, and to the mods for the sticky. |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:22 |
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Dont bully me! posted:Thanks for a wonderful thread, byob, and to the mods for the sticky. now lets goldmine it https://twitter.com/sallymiakki |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:24 |
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Salmiakki posted:now lets goldmine it |
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:31 |
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Salmiakki posted:now lets goldmine it
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Salmiakki posted:now lets goldmine it |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:37 |
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sometimes I say correct things and everybody says the same thing I just said like I'm Spartacus
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:27 |
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boss: good work on the project everybody! it keeps getting better and better. let's keep up the good work. me: i think we should end the project. look at it and remember it fondly but never work on it again. |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:30 |