1KoB Week 17

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Fenrir posted:

Fuuuuuck I'm late

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Philip Rivers - Passing

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

e: Dammit Ross

Well, if we bust, we bust together

Rivers is already playing :ssh:

# ? Dec 28, 2014 22:00

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:28

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Rivers is already playing

He was already playing when you posted too

# ? Dec 28, 2014 22:13

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Fenrir posted:

He was already playing when you posted too

I never picked Rivers?

# ? Dec 28, 2014 22:19

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

I never picked Rivers?

I guess I had some cosmic brain fart. Thankfully I fixed mine before the afternoon games started.

# ? Dec 28, 2014 22:23

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Ah crap

Big Ben - Passing

# ? Dec 28, 2014 23:04

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ben Roethlisberger- Passing

# ? Dec 28, 2014 23:08

JGKing: Dec 26, 2012; What has happened to this company?!

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

# ? Dec 29, 2014 00:35

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Eli Manning - Passing - 429
Matt Ryan - Passing - 260
T.Y. Hilton - Receiving - 0
Mike Evans - Receiving - 54
Golden Tate - Receiving - 45

Tucker # - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing

788, looks like I probably won't need that token. When I saw the 429 I was sure I was close to busting, thanks T.Y. I guess.

# ? Dec 29, 2014 02:18

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Torrey Smith - receiving yards - 83
Terrance Williams - receiving yards - 68
Nate Washington - receiving yards - 0
Marquis Lee - receiving yards - 8
Jarvis Landry - receiving yards - 55
Greg Jennings - receiving yards - 45
Robert Woods - receiving yards - 39
Jordan Mathews - receiving yards - 105
Kenny Stills - receiving yards - 82
tucker number Mohamed Sanu - receiving yards - 16

501

# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:09

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

OrangeKing posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards

Subtracting out that 63-yard TD pass to Brown (thanks, Suh!), I believe I end up at 948. Good enough? We shall see.

# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:10

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

Drew Brees - passing
Andrew Luck - passing
Russell Wilson - passing
Russell Wilson - rushing
Le'Veon Bell - rushing

WILLIS TOKEN

707

Please don't be hurt, Le'Veon :ohdear:

# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:26

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

pre:

Seattle      - Rushing - 132
N.Y. Jets    - Rushing - 104
Houston      - Rushing - 123
Baltimore    - Rushing - 129
Philadelphia - Rushing - 164
Kansas City  - Rushing - 111

Le'Veon Bell - Pit - Rushing - Tucker #

763 and 20 from Bell for 783

:sigh:

Guess I'm missing the playoffs barring some busts just above or below me in the standings.

Two 1001s and a 1009 are a lovely way to stumble down the stretch.

# ? Dec 29, 2014 07:39

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Fuuuuuck I'm late

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 226
Matthew Stafford - Passing 217

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing 317

760, gently caress it, list was thrown up at the last minute anyway

# ? Dec 29, 2014 12:26

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Peyton Manning - passing
Andrew Luck - passing
Tom Brady - passing

Tucker Number - Ben Roethlisberger - passing

830. Not great but I should be safe for playoff contention.

# ? Dec 29, 2014 14:39

cosmic gumbo

Mar 26, 2005

IMA

GRIP

SIP

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Derek Carr - 158
Cam Newton - 114
Aaron Rodgers - 226
Ben Roethlisberger - 3

Yikes. 501.

# ? Dec 29, 2014 14:44

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

solauran posted:

Geno Smith - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Ryan Tannehill - Passing
Justin Forsett - Rushing
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing

Tucker - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

Using Polamalu token

Well I'm busting. Save me Polamalu!

Should still scrape into the playoffs though

# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:27

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Aaron Rodgers - passing - 226
Matthew Stafford - passing - 217
Marshawn Lynch - rushing - 60
Tucker: Ben Roethlisberger - passing - 317

Polamalu token

820

I'll take it as I limp into the playoffs.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 03:39

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Top Ten WOOT

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards

Suh Token

1025 - 26 suh = 999

I don't think I have enough to make the cut.

# ? Dec 31, 2014 05:56

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Just gonna put Week 17 results in this thread, postseason thread will go up as soon as I'm done with the final season standings and cull the playoff field.

Top Ten:
Nystral: 962 (1025-63) - 35 pts.
Phiggle: 952 - 34 + 50 Ryan bonus = 84 pts.
OrangeKing: 948 (1011-63) - 33 pts.
Grozz Nuy: 936 - 32 pts.
pixelbot2000: 914 - 31 pts.
Z.S. Ghost: 892 - 30 pts.
Okibi: 886 - 29 pts.
Dubar: 867 - 28 pts.
Mughe: 850 - 27 pts.
von Metternich: 848 - 26 pts.

The Field:
rebel1608: 836 - 25 pts.
Apples McGrind: 830 - 24 pts.
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 820 - 23 pts.
ROSS MY SALAD: 816 - 22 pts.
Deceptive: 812 - 21 pts.
Grittybeard: 808 - 20 pts.
WaffleZombie: 799 - 19 pts.
Arnold Layne: 796 - 18 pts.
kalensc: 783 - 17 pts.
Fenrir: 760 - 16 pts.
Tavarin: 758 - 15 pts.
Ron Roenicke: 752 - 14 pts.
skaboomizzy: 707 - 13 pts.
Gandalf21: 703 - 12 pts.
Bachtere: 680 - 11 pts.
aBagorn: 674 - 10 pts.
axeil: 643 - 9 pts.
Felter Chesthard: 586 - 8 pts.
Christ Pseudoscientist: 501 - 6 pts.
Metapod: 501 - 6 pts.
Chichevache: 317 - 2 pts.
JGKing: 317 - 2 pts.
marioinblack: 317 - 2 pts.
solauran: 317 (1193-876) - 2 pts.

Busts:
No Butt Stuff: 577 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token)

# ? Jan 2, 2015 10:11

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

And here is your final playoff field! I am your regular season 1KoB champion for the second consecutive year, which probably means I will be infuriated with my playoff performance yet again, although I at least made it out of the first round last year.

Grozz Nuy: 660 pts.
Phiggle: 654 pts.
The Puppy Bowl: 646 pts.
JGKing: 620 pts.
------------------------------------------------------- 3 Token Line
marioinblack: 593 pts.
Fenrir: 567 pts.
skaboomizzy: 567 pts.
Felter Chesthard: 561 pts.
------------------------------------------------------ 2 Token Line
Christ Pseudoscientist: 542 pts.
aBagorn: 541 pts.
Gandalf21: 539 pts.
ROSS MY SALAD: 537 pts.
------------------------------------------------------ 1 Token Line
Grittybeard: 535 pts.
Mughe: 525 pts.
Arnold Layne: 513 pts.
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 512 pts.
solauran: 512 pts.
Apples McGrind: 503 pts.
WaffleZombie: 502 pts.
Okibi: 500 pts.
pixelbot2000: 495 pts.
rebel1608: 485 pts.
Ron Roenicke: 485 pts.
axeil: 482 pts.
Akbar: 481 pts.
OrangeKing: 479 pts.
Z.S. Ghost: 477 pts.

# ? Jan 2, 2015 10:38