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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! No MNF this week, so your Tucker Number must come from the Sunday night game this week. Andrew Luck laying a massive turd along with Primetime Dalton rearing his ugly head led to a lot of low scores this week. WaffleZombie should thank his lucky star, as he ties for tenth place with a score barely over 800 to hit his Ryan token. Week 16 Results Top Ten: Z.S. Ghost: 974 - 39 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 966 - 38 pts. Gandalf21: 961 (1076-115) - 37 pts. solauran: 920 - 36 pts. Bjay9: 903 - 35 pts. rebel1608: 891 - 34 + 25 hair bonus = 59 pts. axeil: 858 - 33 pts. Nystral: 837 - 32 pts. OrangeKing: 821 - 30 pts. WaffleZombie: 821 - 30 + 50 Ryan bonus = 80 pts. The Field: pixelbot2000: 817 - 29 pts. von Metternich: 814 - 28 pts. Okibi: 806 - 27 pts. Grozz Nuy: 799 - 26 pts. Phiggle: 777 - 25 pts. marioinblack: 751 - 24 pts. skaboomizzy: 747 - 23 pts. Grittybeard: 744 - 22 pts. Arnold Layne: 723 - 21 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 706 - 20 pts. Tavarin: 698 - 19 pts. Mughe: 692 - 18 pts. Apples McGrind: 674 - 17 pts. Metapod: 666 (hail Satan) - 16 pts. Bachtere: 643 - 15 pts. Deceptive: 546 - 14 pts. Ron Roneicke: 458 - 13 pts. Chichevache: 311 - 11 pts. Fenrir: 311 - 11 pts. Busts: kalensc: 1009 - 10 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 1020 - 9 pts. JGKing: 1043 - 8 pts. No Butt Stuff: 1055 - 7 pts. Felter Chesthard: 1080 - 6 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 1092 - 5 pts. Jaysus: 1242 - 4 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 801 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) ChuckHead: 798 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) aBagorn: 643 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Metapod Mind_Taker Gandalf21 Apples McGrind Z.S. Ghost Bjay9 Thaddius the Large aBagorn ChuckHead Cruel and Unusual Week 17 Schedule Sunday 10 AM: CLE@BAL DAL@WAS IND@TEN JAX@HOU SD@KC NYJ@MIA CHI@MIN BUF@NE PHI@NYG NO@TB Sunday 1 PM: ARI@SF CAR@ATL DET@GB OAK@DEN STL@SEA  Sunday Night!CIN@PIT
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Season Standings through Week 16 The Puppy Bowl: 646 pts. Grozz Nuy: 628 pts. JGKing: 618 pts. marioinblack: 591 pts. ---------------------------------------- 3 Token Line Phiggle: 570 pts. skaboomizzy: 554 pts. Felter Chesthard: 553 pts. Fenrir: 551 pts. ---------------------------------------- 2 Token Line Christ Pseudoscientist: 536 pts. aBagorn: 531 pts. Gandalf21: 527 pts. ---------------------------------------- 1 Token Line Grittybeard: 515 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 515 pts. solauran: 510 pts. Mughe: 498 pts. Arnold Layne: 495 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 489 pts. WaffleZombie: 483 pts. Akbar: 481 pts. Apples McGrind: 479 pts. axeil: 473 pts. Phyein: 472 pts. Okibi: 471 pts. Ron Roenicke: 471 pts. pixelbot2000: 464 pts. rebel1608: 460 pts. kalensc: 458 pts. ---------------------------------------- PLAYOFF LINE Bjay9: 451 pts. Tavarin: 447 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 447 pts. OrangeKing: 446 pts. von Metternich: 446 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 436 pts. Dubar: 429 pts. Jaysus: 417 pts. Bachtere: 410 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 407 pts. Lt. Chips: 406 pts. Chichevache: 387 pts. Metapod: 385 pts. ChuckHead: 379 pts. Nystral: 379 pts. Butthead: 375 pts. Thaddius the Large: 373 pts. No Butt Stuff: 357 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 340 pts. Mind_Taker: 339 pts. bushisms.txt: 329 pts. Deceptive: 325 pts. Hockles: 321 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 304 pts. 13 year old girls: 299 pts. DupaDupa: 283 pts. ffoecaf: 214 pts. A Pale Horse: 210 pts. embarrasing tank: 210 pts. Roumba: 204 pts. waah: 204 pts. OBR: 186 pts. Miko: 185 pts. OxySnake: 133 pts. Foranzan: 114 pts. grah: 104 pts. Benne: 82 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts. Skillface: 46 pts. JRizzle: 41 pts. Great White Hope: 40 pts. Terror Shark: 25 pts. BlindSite: 18 pts. Garbo: 17 pts. Spoeank: 12 pts. Freaquency: 7 pts. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Dec 28, 2014 |
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So is this our last week to attempt to make the playoffs?
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Joe Flacco - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Heath Miller - Receiving Yards
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Dec 27, 2014 16:55
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Kyle Orton - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Matt Forte - Receiving Yards Blake Bortles - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
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Torrey Smith - receiving yards Terrance Williams - receiving yards Nate Washington - receiving yards Marquis Lee - receiving yards Jarvis Landry - receiving yards Greg Jennings - receiving yards Robert Woods - receiving yards Jordan Mathews - receiving yards Kenny Stills - receiving yards tucker number Mohamed Sanu - receiving yards
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Connor Shaw - Passing Yards Chase Daniel - Passing Yards Brock Osweiler - Passing Yards Case Keenum - Passing Yards Tucker - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
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Dubar posted:Connor Shaw - Passing Yards This isn't the 250oB thread, guy. Colin Kaepernick: Passing Cam Newton: Passing Matt Ryan: Passing Tom Brady: Passing Jimmy Garopolo: Passing Tucker: Jeremy Hill: Rushing
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Edit: Posted an edited list.
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Top Ten WOOT Drew Brees - Passing Yards Joe Flacco - Passing Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards Suh Token
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Drew Brees - passing Andrew Luck - passing Russell Wilson - passing Russell Wilson - rushing Le'Veon Bell - rushing WILLIS TOKEN
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Tricky spot, as I'm just barely outside the playoffs at this moment. With all my tokens back this week, I think I need the help more than the Ryan bonus, so here goes: Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
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No Butt Stuff posted:So is this our last week to attempt to make the playoffs? This is the last week of the regular season so... yes. Season standings are updated in the second post.
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Andy Dalton Passing Yards Suh Token
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
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This doesn't matter just yet but can you give me a rundown/refresher of how tokens work in the playoffs? Or just how the playoffs work in general I guess. There's no reason for me to hold back any token I have available this week, correct?
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Grittybeard posted:This doesn't matter just yet but can you give me a rundown/refresher of how tokens work in the playoffs? Or just how the playoffs work in general I guess. There are three rounds of the playoffs, since only two teams play Super Bowl weekend and lists would be almost identical as a result we just end after the conference championships. Since there are no Monday night games in the playoffs, the Tucker Number comes from the last game chronologically. After each week the top third of the field moves on and everyone else is eliminated. If you're above the token lines based on your regular season performance you get one, two, or three tokens of your choice (except the Ryan Token, which would be useless without scores anyway) to use during the postseason rounds, but you can only use each token once. And no, any tokens you have left are void once the regular season's over, so go nuts.
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Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Chase Daniel - Passing Yards Connor Shaw - Passing Yards Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards Jamaal Charles - Receiving Yards Tucker: Martavis Bryant - Receiving Yards Ryan token.
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Russell Wilson - passing yards Matt Stafford - passing yards Julio Jones - receiving yards Jordy Nelson - receiving yards Arian Foster - rushing yards Leveon Bell - rushing yards
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Ah didn't realize that tokens didn't carry over. I'm gonna play my Willis one too.
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Editing my list to take a shot with Rex because if I don't use the Ryan token on maybe his last day, when will I? Dallas Cowboys - Rushing Yards Dallas Cowboys - Receiving Yards Miami Dolphins - Rushing Yards Miami Dolphins - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Heath Miller - Receiving Yards Token: Ryan
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Philip Rivers - passing yards DeAndre Hopkins - receiving yards Peyton Manning - passing yards Arian Foster - rushing yards Tucker Number - Andy Dalton - passing yards
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Grozz Nuy posted:WaffleZombie should thank his lucky star, as he ties for tenth place with a score barely over 800 to hit his Ryan token. Holy poo poo, I can't believe that happened. Thanks Rex, for putting me into solid playoff positioning. Chase Daniel - Passing Yards Connor Shaw - Passing Yards Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing Yards Geno Smith - Passing Yards Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards
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Fuuuuuck I'm late Aaron Rodgers - Passing Matthew Stafford - Passing Ben Roethlisberger - Passing E: gently caress Ok now all I've picked are from games that have not started yet ROSS fix that, you can't use Rivers since he stared before you posted that Fenrir fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Dec 28, 2014 |
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