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[while peeing in a public urinal, I carefully slide one hand up under my shirt to dig out some navel lint, curling it into a little ball by rubbing the fingertips and then drop it in the disgusting puddle and flush]
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sorry, forgot to add the part where I wash my hands too. I thought that went without saying.
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Jan 18, 2015 13:27
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I go swimming after eating.
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I go swimming after eating.
How soon after?
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sometimes when a plane is taxiing i undo my seat belt even though the "fasten seat belt" sign hasn't been switched off.
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one time i pet a dog i had never met before
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FALSE SLACK
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i dont even know how to preheat an oven
not surprised by this
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go preheat an oven and stick your head in it, mate
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is bog pixie's avatar floating or am i just sleep deprived
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go preheat an oven and stick your head in it, mate
o no!
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