the man behind the pizza counter was weird

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Al Borland: by XyloJW

alnilam posted:

Usually i like pizza places bc they have the best old arcade games but i went to play my fav cocktail table ms pacman machine and the pizza guy had reprogrammed it to say "1 million dollars "instead of "1 credit"... then it says just kidding and it says 1 credit. Needless to say i will not be going back there, i have 7 of the top 10 scores (go by " rear end" around these parts) but you can have the other 3, I'm done

old things eh?

Wonder where you get the old things from...

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# ? Mar 10, 2015 13:54

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:21

ghosTTy

one time i ordered a pizza and I went out back to smoke a joint and he must have arrived just as I did it because he was waiting for 10 minutes out in the cold furiously ringing my bell. i gave him like a 30% tip but he was still so pissed at me. now every time i try to call that place i get a busy tone so I have to borrow someone elses phone to order. i saw that same pizza guy the next time i ordered and he was overly friendly and stopped me for 5 minutes to tell me stories about how he lived down the street and knows the neighbourhood really well. i am really paranoid about that pizza man

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# ? Mar 10, 2015 22:55

DinosaurDavid: Froody

I think I order from my local pizza place too much. The guy pulls up on my drive, honks his horn, rolls down the window and we kinda do this thing where I lean out of my front door, and he leans out of his window, and neither of us want to set foot outside. The dominos guy parks across the street and walks up... but this guy. Doesn't even get out the car. Also he calls me 'Boss'. I'm not your boss man, don't think like that

# ? Mar 11, 2015 00:02

Grass Effect

DinosaurDavid posted:

I think I order from my local pizza place too much. The guy pulls up on my drive, honks his horn, rolls down the window and we kinda do this thing where I lean out of my front door, and he leans out of his window, and neither of us want to set foot outside. The dominos guy parks across the street and walks up... but this guy. Doesn't even get out the car. Also he calls me 'Boss'. I'm not your boss man, don't think like that

that sounds like an uncomfortable situation to be in. if I were you, I would wait a month and hopefully a fresh new delivery guy will be there and a more forward kind of person.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 00:05

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

DinosaurDavid posted:

I think I order from my local pizza place too much. The guy pulls up on my drive, honks his horn, rolls down the window and we kinda do this thing where I lean out of my front door, and he leans out of his window, and neither of us want to set foot outside. The dominos guy parks across the street and walks up... but this guy. Doesn't even get out the car. Also he calls me 'Boss'. I'm not your boss man, don't think like that

what a milk ape

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# ? Mar 11, 2015 04:38