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Mar 10, 2015 00:48
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WetNightmare posted:he was a weird man saying weird things. what did he say? sounds weird. |
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Mar 10, 2015 00:49
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he said it wa s good to see my face (never seen him). said my order was a million dollars with :iamafag: expression. said the slice was beautiful and asked if i peeked at it yet.said something about some trick he learned in olive garden. i wonder if the trick was "getting fired"
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Mar 10, 2015 00:50
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the guy at my local subway unprompted: how was the party last night? did you.. *does the v finger oral sex thing* *does the squeezing mime breasts thing*
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Mar 10, 2015 00:52
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i wish i could order a million dollars
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Mar 10, 2015 00:52
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WetNightmare posted:i wonder if the trick was "getting fired" lol |
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Mar 10, 2015 00:59
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i hate the bad weird pizza counter man. he was as tupid bad pizza counter man and he was stupid.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:00
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the guy at my local pizza place asks me if i'm going to smoke weed every time i go in there to buy a 40 and I think that's just his way of awkwardly asking me to sell him weed, because when I say yes and walk out, I get the sense that he's disappointed I didn't offer to sell him any. |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:05
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za men are silent, stoic creatures this creature that you had encountered was, in fact, a changeling |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:07
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it was terrible. i cant get it out of my head. im trying to eat the pizza but all i can think about is the weird things he said, and the weird things he is probably saying to other innocent customers. if a jury of 12 saw the way he was weird they would put him to death i think. they would kill him for hte weird things he said behind the pizza counter, and i would let them sentence him to death and i wouldnt object at all. i would point at him and say "that was him that was the man who said the weird things to me!" i would ask to bring back the gas chamber because although it was recently deemed excessively cruel i would waant that for the weird pizza man. it wouldnt be cruel at all to do that to him.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:08
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WetNightmare posted:it was terrible. i cant get it out of my head. im trying to eat the pizza but all i can think about is the weird things he said, and the weird things he is probably saying to other innocent customers. if a jury of 12 saw the way he was weird they would put him to death i think. they would kill him for hte weird things he said behind the pizza counter, and i would let them sentence him to death and i wouldnt object. i would point at him and say "that was him that was the man who said the weird things to me!"
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Mar 10, 2015 01:09
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you guys need to be less sensitive about weird people 
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Mar 10, 2015 01:09
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guilty of being a chode, the highest, most heinous of crimes |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:09
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Grass Effect posted:you guys need to be less sensitive about weird people no, byob will be filled with only NORMAL people |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:10
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pizza guy: crazy weather today huh? ha ha me: hello 911 |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:10
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i cant eve get a sub sandwich without getting grilled about my previous night. one time i told him i just stayed in and he practically did the charlie brown depression shoe gaze thing.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:12
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pizzaguy: one pizzapie, comin up. i made a working copy of the sex helmet from demolition man
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Mar 10, 2015 01:13
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hah grilled |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:13
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if  were legal he might smoke some and learn he is dumb and bad and learn that people dont like teh weird things,that he isnt funny and funny people hate him for the things he says.. i just want him to get really high and realize it is not good to be quirky and he makes strangers hate him instantly and he needs to change or else bury himself deeply under soil or other things the ground is made of.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:14
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welcome to good burger home of the good burger my life is a lie burger my energy has run dry burger I wish for death burger can I take your order |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:14
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actually, today a pizza guy did a weird thing to me to. he handed me my pizza but as he did it he said "how you doin'" in the heaviest brooklyn accent, but this happened at the end of our transaction. it was not an appropriate time to say that. really weirded me ojut.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:14
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i like the good pizza 
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Mar 10, 2015 01:14
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ron color posted:pizzaguy: one pizzapie, comin up. i made a working copy of the sex helmet from demolition man |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:14
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every time i close my eyes i have auditory hallucinations of the weird things he said
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Mar 10, 2015 01:18
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i cant let him win.
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Mar 10, 2015 01:19
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WetNightmare posted:i cant let him win. ok, I give up. Kill him. |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:20
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op finds corpse of pizza guy under his floor boards |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:21
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[wetnightmare closes his eyes at night and a hazy vision of the pizza dude appears] dude: that'll be 5.95 plus lowtax... ha ha get it because I know you visit sa wetnightmare: nooooooooooo |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:21
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we have a guy like that. taco tom. has worked at the same taco bell for like 15 years. thoroughly and methodically inspects each bill he gives as change before handing it to you. lightly tugs on the bill like four or five times and holds it up to the light. he's something of a local legend |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:22
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WetNightmare posted:he said something about some trick he learned in olive garden. i wonder if the trick was "getting fired" You should have said this to him imo |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:22
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do you guys say za or pizza? i like to switch it up fro time to time
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Mar 10, 2015 01:24
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Stormyish posted:op finds corpse of pizza guy under his floor boards tell-tale pizza guy... |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:24
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POWERBALL posted:do you guys say za or pizza? i like to switch it up fro time to time pizza, always. who the heck says za in real life |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:24
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Grass Effect posted:pizza, always. who the heck says za in real life Me, as I clearly noted, in my original query. ---------------- |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:25
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me irl: good night moon! *kisses dreamcatcher* dream me: [walks into pizza place it is all red like scary horror places] hello i would like to order the slice of pizza for me to eat. the pizza jerk!: haw haw ha w that will be one million dollars it is good to see your cface! :iamafag: dream me: no! [summons friends] attack! the pizza jerk!: ow! oh god! dream me: yeah, gently caress you! gently caress you jerk! [shooting acid lightning from my fingers into his heart and face while eating a slice of pizza] yeah gently caress off!!!! *wakes up* me irl: it was just a dream. *shoots a little acid lightning from my fingers* heh heh hehhhh 
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Mar 10, 2015 01:26
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lol |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:27
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The brand a pizza this mam was selling should be a good indicator of his weirdness level. Little Cesar's=probable felon Papa John's=Diddler Dominoes=drug haver Hungry Howie's=strange word talker |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:29
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mods please change my name to Strange Word Talker |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:32
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the weird pizza counter man: it is good to see your face and other weird jokes! me: no!!  onlookers: we are free from him now. thank you. ---------------- |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:32
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and wtf is hungry howies? |
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Mar 10, 2015 01:32
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