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smoobles posted:i can't believe nature is allowed to do this, right in front of our kids This reality has been rated 'R' for graphic scenes of nature https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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My niece was enjoying the sunshine whilst playing in the grass today when suddenly a pair of Mayflies spirited towards her. At first I feared they meant to attack her and I sprang to her defense. As I closed in I was horrified to see that they were loving and so I swatted them away. The audacity of nature...
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May 4, 2015 04:23
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Cane toads are especially amusing. In amongst being quite possibly the dumbest creature of all time, they're a pest as their breeding habits apparently are very efficient. They'll attempt to gently caress anything even remotely resembling another cane toad. A branch, or a clump of dirt. Nothing, sometimes. Other times its another cane toad, and males spend a lot of their time attempting to escape another toad that wants to gently caress. Then all it takes is for one toad to get it right and they have thousands upon thousands of children at once. Imagine if humans did that |
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May 4, 2015 10:49
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May 4, 2015 11:11
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him: my love, i brought you fresh flowers... I picked them myself, from the meadow... aren't they a beautiful compliment to our love on this spring day? her: eww, nature, fuckin gross ---------------- |
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May 4, 2015 11:30
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 how the hell can I explain this to my kids? just to be clear that is flavored water in the glasses not fertilized fruit leavings. you really can't trust the outdoors. |
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May 4, 2015 13:22
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ChairmanMeow posted:
I actually like this one, because no biological offspring will result, so it's no more filthy and inchoate than a rock banging against a rock. wait, there is all that grass with its tart, undulating fronds though...i'm not sure any more...it looks trimmed short and trampled down by the biting mouths of the sheep, and that means they eat and swallow the pistils and panicles of the wobbling, horny grass, all the time, and walk over it with their hooves, and put it inside their champing mouths 'till both are foetid with itchy summer heat i changed my mind about the dog as well, i thought biology needed to be reproductive to be messed up and disgusting but its not. practically everything is loving thanks to the human mental dexterity regarding what constitutes a sexually charged movement.
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we are bathed in sun precum every single day and it is the basis for all life on our planet and it burns our skin and we've invented special panels to soak up the solar precum to power our homes and eventually the sun will ejaculate and kill us all |
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google THIS posted:we are bathed in sun precum every single day and it is the basis for all life on our planet and it burns our skin and we've invented special panels to soak up the solar precum to power our homes and eventually the sun will ejaculate and kill us all did you google this? ---------------- |
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May 4, 2015 15:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxtKxlR5yqM
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May 4, 2015 18:54
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rubber is made from tree cum and people put it on their dick and put their own cum in the tree cum |
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May 4, 2015 22:40
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filthy fucken tree http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Angiosperms&redirect=no |
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May 4, 2015 22:41
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The severered genitalia of another species, offered up as a precopulatory bribe |
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May 5, 2015 02:07
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May 5, 2015 02:07
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May 5, 2015 02:56
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:what the fudge? i have no idea someone shared it on FB with no context and here we are
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morning wood posted:i have no idea someone shared it on FB with no context and here we are its some kind of sea worm thing |
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May 5, 2015 07:56
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May 6, 2015 03:40
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this is a good thread but it's too bad i can only read it by using those icky promiscuous electrons
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yeah, and I have to look at it through the filthy disgusting eyes. do you know the poo poo I've seen with these, both literal and figurative?! |
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ChairmanMeow posted:is anyplace safe from worms? the worms crawl in the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle on your snout get the gently caress outta my nose worms!! |
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