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listen to those birds singing their perverted come-gently caress-me songs. they just want to get hosed. that is the sole purpose of birds "singing". and they go to the park where kids are and sing. gross.
meanwhile plants are cumming thick spurts of green jizz spores straight up in the air. sticky pollen lands all over our faces and our bodies release antihistimines because they think the plant cum is going to come up our nose and kill us, which it will. tree facials. then bees go dance all over green cum and bring it back to their gross houses made of spit. lol
also stuff is having sex in the air all arouind us. microbial bacteria are little wriggly fuckworms "naked" to the human eye, which is a perverted term but also true and they jack off and cum out new versions of themselves wherever they feel like. then we put our fingertip on the surface of a bacterial fuckfest and scratch our nose and now they are inside of us, massbating hardcore.
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goldmine, lmfao
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May 3, 2015 16:49
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May 3, 2015 16:53
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you like to go swimming? you know what fish are doing in the water, right now? besides making GBS threads and pissing? the girl fish are squirting out eggs and the boy fish are cuming all over them... in the water you are getting in your eyes nose and mouth.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 3, 2015 16:55
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professional swine bather
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lol at this thread
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May 3, 2015 17:00
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boys are smelly
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May 3, 2015 17:00
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wool is just sheep hair... your favorite Christmas sweater your grandma lovingly made? enjoy the way the sheep pubes scratch your belly every time you stand up. think about how many people have sheep butt hair in their underwear right now
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May 3, 2015 17:03
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this thread is really, just very good
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May 3, 2015 17:07
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you like to go swimming? you know what fish are doing in the water, right now? besides making GBS threads and pissing? the girl fish are squirting out eggs and the boy fish are cuming all over them... in the water you are getting in your eyes nose and mouth.
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May 3, 2015 17:07
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enjoying your eggs? oh yeah, yum, chicken menstrum in your tummy.
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May 3, 2015 17:10
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gross... sex.
 
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May 3, 2015 17:50
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May 3, 2015 18:09
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i hate it
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May 3, 2015 18:17
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nature's an affront to God
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May 3, 2015 18:17
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a picture of atoms floating together and then they make a molecule and then the molecules float together and it says UGH at the bottom
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May 3, 2015 18:32
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a picture of atoms floating together and then they make a molecule and then the molecules float together and it says UGH at the bottom
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May 3, 2015 19:00
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scientist: this reactor will provide a good deal of energy at a low cost with almost no environmental impact
me: cool how does it work
scientist: well its a fusion reactor so-
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May 3, 2015 19:05
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know that toilet in your house? people poo poo and piss in it all day. yuck. throw that thing out the window
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May 3, 2015 19:06
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op what about non-living things like clouds and mountains. can they be beautiful? it's true that all living things are repulsive, but what about the rest of the world
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May 3, 2015 19:28
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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op what about non-living things like clouds and mountains. can they be beautiful? it's true that all living things are repulsive, but what about the rest of the world
volcanoes are explicitly sexual and disgusting
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May 3, 2015 19:40
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What does a bacteria porn mag look like?
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May 3, 2015 20:52
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bugs having sex while flying around is the grossest of all possible things in nature
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May 3, 2015 20:56
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poo poo pee pee doo doo
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May 3, 2015 20:57
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Cum is all natural and full of good proteins.
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May 3, 2015 20:59
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Cum is all natural and full of good proteins.
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May 3, 2015 21:05
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Wait is cum not natural? Since when? When did people develop cum tech?
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May 3, 2015 21:07
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op what about non-living things like clouds and mountains. can they be beautiful? it's true that all living things are repulsive, but what about the rest of the world
they can be beautiful...to a gross person
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May 3, 2015 21:11
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Wait is cum not natural? Since when? When did people develop cum tech?
technology: disgusting
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May 3, 2015 21:14
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beauty requires a smelly, sweaty, bacteria-crawling sentient life form to behold it, thus all beauty is disgusting
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May 3, 2015 21:36
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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What are the only things that human genital areas are used for aside from sex? Piss. GUYS PISS OUT OF THE SAME HOLE THAT BABY BLUEPRINTS COME (lol) OUT OF
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May 3, 2015 21:38
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What are the only things that human genital areas are used for aside from sex? Piss. GUYS PISS OUT OF THE SAME HOLE THAT BABY BLUEPRINTS COME (lol) OUT OF
peeing is a beautiful thing, marred by that most disgusting of acts: procreation
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May 3, 2015 21:41
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babies are made when daddy pees on mommy during naked fun time
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May 3, 2015 21:50
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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babies are made when daddy pees on mommy during naked fun time
do you hear the noises they make? doesn't sound fun to me.
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May 4, 2015 00:23
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Mom: Son, it's time we had a talk about the birds and the bees.
Me: Ew, gross no I learned all about this in school.
Mom: They taught you sex-ed already?
Me: Bees basically wallow in flower jizz all day
Mom: omg that's gross
Me: I know...
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May 4, 2015 00:37
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the ocean is steadily getting larger because of the pee and poop of the animals that live in it.
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